One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the...
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Stan: [Mike tries to stand up to Stan's bullying for Alex] Give me my ball back bitch.\nMike O' Donnell: You know Stan I feel sorry for you.\nStan: You don't know me.\nMike O' Donnell: Oh, but I do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons...\nMike O' Donnell: [while playing with Stan's basketball] One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy.
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Underneath all of that male bravado
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there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out
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Two
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Like a caveman
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Stan's brain is
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underdeveloped
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Therefore Stan is unable to use self control
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And so he acts out aggressively
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And the third reason
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Stan has a small wiener
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Don't hurt yourself big boy
Season: 1
Episode: 0
Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 35
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 24s
Uploaded: 09 December, 2023
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: Mike O'Donnell is ungrateful for how his life turned out. He gets a chance to rewrite his life when he tried to save a janitor near a bridge and jumped after him into a time vortex.
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02:28 Scarlet
00:34 Before you go through with this
00:29 When you're young everything feels like the end of the...
00:37 Well he didn't give birth You know what I meant
00:08 What are you eating
00:59 If you girls don't respect yourselves
00:10 Oh come on Hold these please
00:34 Uh can I get a little help in here
00:34 Okay I don't know how to act normal Clearly
00:08 Dance with all your friend's moms
00:22 Carnations What a douche bag
00:35 It's a classic transformation story
00:10 Hey Mom this is Mark Uncle Ned's bastard
00:36 Oh I just had the craziest dream
00:04 I think our hands just made a baby
00:05 I don't look like a douche What a douche
00:27 Look try to see things from my point of view
00:34 I'm not like others I'm very different than the...
00:06 You can plunder my dungeon anytime