That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don't fuck no...
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Captain Dickson:
[going over the rule of not having sexual relations with teachers or students; to Jenko]
That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don't fuck no students, don't fuck no teachers...
Schmidt:
Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional...
Captain Dickson:
Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say "shut the fuck up," I'm talking to you.
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So you're Doug You're Doug You're Doug
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You're Doug You're Doug
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Here's the deal
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My track team is full of physically incapable rejects
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I mean if I wasn't the coach I'd be laughing my ass off
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at how spastic they are but I am the coach
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so I need you
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 337
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 28s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
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Actors
00:15 You have the right to an attorney Well the thing Yeah right
00:04 Okay now chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit...
00:15 Okay those are Goths
00:23 New assignment
00:11 Today's quiz is on You look really old
00:17 The mission is this
00:09 We got a pound of coke
00:08 I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face
00:35 God damn it
00:22 I know what you're thinking
00:06 You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail
00:07 You want me to beat your dick off
00:20 What kind of a sick animal draws
00:04 Glee Fuck you Glee
00:11 You are here simply because you look young
00:06 I mean it looks like I died in a car crash
00:08 I didn't punch him because he's gay
00:21 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers
00:26 Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to...
00:11 Where should we report to