New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck...
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Captain Dickson:
New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko:
Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson:
You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt:
Yes!
Jenko:
No!
Transcript
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New assignment
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Since you two cowboys love to drink booze
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smoke weed with kids and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans
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with low self esteem
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I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed
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Oh I love Disneyland
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You two sons of bitches are going to college
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Yes No
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 309
Timestamp in movie: 01h 42m 41s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring.
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00:11 Today's quiz is on You look really old
00:17 The mission is this
00:09 We got a pound of coke
00:08 I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face
00:35 God damn it
00:22 I know what you're thinking
00:06 You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail
00:07 You want me to beat your dick off
00:20 What kind of a sick animal draws
00:04 Glee Fuck you Glee
00:11 You are here simply because you look young
00:06 I mean it looks like I died in a car crash
00:08 I didn't punch him because he's gay
00:21 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers
00:26 Okay Look it obviously starts with You have the right to...
00:11 Where should we report to
00:22 The Three Keys of Coolness in High School by Jenko
00:09 Get in the fucking car
00:09 All right let's do this Which one of you is Doug
00:04 What are you doing Are you trying to find my G spot