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I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark
needs me, I have to make sure I'm here. | I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark
needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.

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Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
isn't always the best if you are wrong. | Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
isn't always the best if you are wrong.

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NED: No. We've seen that before,
but never with that skirt. | NED: No. We've seen that before,
but never with that skirt.

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Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you
smush it down real flat? Thanks. | Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you
smush it down real flat? Thanks.

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Nope. Peter. You still with us? | Nope. Peter. You still with us?

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(MUSIC) MR. COBWELL: Today we're talking
about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... | (MUSIC) MR. COBWELL: Today we're talking
about Danish physicis...

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Here's a gold coin." I don't know how jobs work.
That's exactly how they work. | Here's a gold coin." I don't know how jobs work.
That's exactly how they work.

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(MUSIC) The top half we can knock out
in two hours, tops. | (MUSIC) The top half we can knock out
in two hours, tops.

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That's insane.
I know. You want to build it tonight? | That's insane.
I know. You want to build it tonight?

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...between points A and B? | ...between points A and B?

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It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
HAPPY: Who you talking to? | It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
HAPPY: Who you talking to?

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No one has actually told me
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. | No one has actually told me
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.

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Stay in school, kid.
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. | Stay in school, kid.
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.

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What'd I tell you about using the bell
for comedic purposes? | What'd I tell you about using the bell
for comedic purposes?

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It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
the door for you. We're not there yet. | It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
the door for you. We're not there yet.

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Don't do anything I would do,
and don't do anything I wouldn't do. | Don't do anything I would do,
and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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See, Happy is hoping to get
bumped up to asset management. | See, Happy is hoping to get
bumped up to asset management.

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My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what
an incredible job your nephew did... | My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what
an incredible job your nephew did...

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...this weekend
at the Stark internship retreat. | ...this weekend
at the Stark internship retreat.

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...about one of the most valuable traits
a soldier or student can have. | ...about one of the most valuable traits
a soldier or student can have.

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It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
working-class hero vibe that I dig. | It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
working-class hero vibe that I dig.

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I've got some boys on the outside
who would love to meet him. | I've got some boys on the outside
who would love to meet him.

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What are the odds you and I'd end up
at the same summer camp? | What are the odds you and I'd end up
at the same summer camp?

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I've been carrying this since 2008. | I've been carrying this since 2008.

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(SIGHS) Mr. Stark, I really...
You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. | (SIGHS) Mr. Stark, I really...
You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.

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Took the dog to the free clinic,
you raised the hybrid puppies... | Took the dog to the free clinic,
you raised the hybrid puppies...

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How about a loose follow?
All right? Boundaries are good. | How about a loose follow?
All right? Boundaries are good.

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You don't see that every day.
Oh, there they are. | You don't see that every day.
Oh, there they are.

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Congratulations,
decathlon national champions. | Congratulations,
decathlon national champions.

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Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
during the trial. So... | Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
during the trial. So...

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You say that a lot.
What are you sorry for this time? | You say that a lot.
What are you sorry for this time?

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Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. | Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.

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What are you talking about?
That thing hasn't even touched me yet. | What are you talking about?
That thing hasn't even touched me yet.

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NED: Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
Don't think he likes you, by the way. | NED: Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
Don't think he likes you, by the way.

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Hey, where are the headlights
on this thing? I'm in Flash's car. | Hey, where are the headlights
on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.

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Now, you go on in there and you show
my daughter a good time, okay? | Now, you go on in there and you show
my daughter a good time, okay?

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Of all the reasons
I didn't want my daughter to date... | Of all the reasons
I didn't want my daughter to date...

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I just saved your life.
Now, what do you say? | I just saved your life.
Now, what do you say?

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...and don't you ever, ever... | ...and don't you ever, ever...

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Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
I think he doesn't have to worry. | Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
I think he doesn't have to worry.

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PETER: That was... I was there longer
than two seconds. | PETER: That was... I was there longer
than two seconds.

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No, no, no, we have to take
some pictures, babe. All right. | No, no, no, we have to take
some pictures, babe. All right.

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I just thought that I could work really
hard and he could... He would... You know. | I just thought that I could work really
hard and he could... He would... You know.

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Last week, decathlon was the most
important thing, but then I almost died. | Last week, decathlon was the most
important thing, but then I almost died.

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Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
and, no, I'm not expelled. | Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
and, no, I'm not expelled.

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I've been calling you all day.
You didn't answer your phone. | I've been calling you all day.
You didn't answer your phone.

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I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. | I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.

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Hey.
I thought you had calculus fifth period. | Hey.
I thought you had calculus fifth period.

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Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
What do you want me to do? | Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
What do you want me to do?

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Everyone else said I was crazy
to recruit a 14-year-old kid. | Everyone else said I was crazy
to recruit a 14-year-old kid.

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None of this would've happened
if you had just listened to me. | None of this would've happened
if you had just listened to me.

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TOOMES: So that's it. You're just gonna run? | TOOMES: So that's it. You're just gonna run?

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I did listen, kid.
Who do you think called the FBI, huh? | I did listen, kid.
Who do you think called the FBI, huh?

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...give me an x-ray of the boat
and target all the strongest points. | ...give me an x-ray of the boat
and target all the strongest points.

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I got to say, the other guy was way better
with that thing. | I got to say, the other guy was way better
with that thing.

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Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
We can't let anybody get away this time. | Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
We can't let anybody get away this time.

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Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry
was at 10:{\c}30. You missed it. | Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry
was at 10:{\c}30. You missed it.

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The other night, you told that dude,
"if you shoot somebody, shoot me." It's pretty ballsy. | The other night, you told that dude,
"if you shoot somebody, shoot me." It's pretty ballsy.

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(PETER SIGHS) I do know where he's gonna be.
Really? | (PETER SIGHS) I do know where he's gonna be.
Really?

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Oh, I know. I just like coming here
to sketch people in crisis. | Oh, I know. I just like coming here
to sketch people in crisis.

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I can finish the next order, but without
any new materials from that truck... | I can finish the next order, but without
any new materials from that truck...

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And then all of a sudden,
this little bastard in red tights shows up. | And then all of a sudden,
this little bastard in red tights shows up.

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...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
up there in Stark Tower. | ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
up there in Stark Tower.

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And he thinks he can tear down
everything I've built. | And he thinks he can tear down
everything I've built.

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It's four-inch ballistic glass.
You'll have to create more momentum. | It's four-inch ballistic glass.
You'll have to create more momentum.

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(GRUNTS) The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
five and one-eighth inches tall. | (GRUNTS) The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
five and one-eighth inches tall.

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(MUSIC) Notice how the marble and granite
are cut around the stone. | (MUSIC) Notice how the marble and granite
are cut around the stone.

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Okay, I know that was scary,
but our safety systems are working. | Okay, I know that was scary,
but our safety systems are working.

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FLASH: Told you we didn't need Peter.
NED: Flash, you didn't answer a question. | FLASH: Told you we didn't need Peter.
NED: Flash, you didn't...