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Ron Weasley:
I must admit, I thought I was going to miss that last one. I hope Cormac's not taking it too hard. I think he's got a bit of a thing for you, Hermione, Cormac.
Hermione Granger:
[shortly...

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[Harry persuades Slughorn to hand over his true memory]

Horace Slughorn:
Please don't think badly of me when you see it. You have no idea what he was like... even back then. | Please don't think badl...

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Horace Slughorn:
[during Aragog's funeral]
Farewell, Aragog. King of the arachnids. Your body will decay... but your spirit lingers on and your human friends find solace, the loss they have sustained....

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[Lavender glares across to Ron, clasping her spoon, Ron goes silently nervous as a flurry appears over him]

Hermione Granger:
[whispers patiently]
Stop it, Ron. You're making it snow.
[Ron stops as ...

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Albus Dumbledore:
[from trailer]
This memory is everything. | This memory is everything

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Pippin:
I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf:
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, ...

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Theoden:
Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise!...

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Legolas:
The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut. | The way is shut It was made by those who are dead And the Dead keep it The way is shut

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Aragorn:
I have wished you joy since first I saw you. | I have wished you joy since first I saw you

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Aragorn:
[to the corsair ships]
You may go no further! You will not enter Gondor.
Captain:
Who are you to deny us passage?
Aragorn:
Legolas, fire a warning shot past the bosun's ear.
Gimli:
Mind yo...

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Gollum:
[singing]
Naughty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon you'll be... eaten. | Naughty little fly Why does he cry Caught in a web Soon you'll be

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[Frodo drinks the last drops of water from Sam's waterskin]

Frodo:
There'll be none left for the return journey.
Sam:
I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo. | There will be none le...

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Cooper:
Well, this little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years!
Brand:
You don't sound so bad for a man pushing 120! |

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Dr. Brand:
Our atmosphere is 80 percent nitrogen. We don't even breathe nitrogen. Blight does, and as it thrives, our air gets less and less oxygen. The last people to starve, will be the first to suf...

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[cleaning their bloody hands]

Jules:
Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
Vincent:
I was dryin' my hands.
Jules:
You're supposed to wash 'em first!
Vincent:
You watched me wash 'em....

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Jules:
I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.
Pumpkin:
You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last. | I hate to shatter your e...

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Bruce Wayne:
[while in the underground bat cave]
Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennywo...

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The Joker:
[to Det. Stephens in the interrogation room]
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, peo...

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[Batman slams The Joker's head on the table]

The Joker:
Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
[Batman punches the Joker's hand. The Joker pauses for a momen...

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Batman:
Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded... | Because sometimes the truth isn 't good enough Sometimes people...

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The Joker:
I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I...

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Gambol's Bodyguard:
Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker.
Gambol's Bodyguard:
They brought the body.
[a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gam...

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Harvey Dent:
[during a press conference]
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming. | But the night is darkest just before the dawn And I promise you the dawn is...

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Lucius Fox:
[to Reese]
Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals ...

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Batman:
[as Joker is holding Rachel out a window]
Let her go!
The Joker:
[giving him a look]
Very poor choice of words... | Let her go Very poor choice of words

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Alfred Pennyworth:
[as they leave the underground bat cave]
I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice...
Bruce Wayne:
[jokingly]
Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was ...

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The Joker:
[while hanging upside down]
Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't yo...

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The Joker:
[during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent]
You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
Gentleman at Party:
We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker:
[as he smacks his lips]
You kno...

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The Joker:
[after a news segment]
I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I'...

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The Chechen:
[in a warehouse next to a mountain of money]
Joker-man, what you do with all your money?
The Joker:
You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!
[h...

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Two-Face:
[in the back of a factory at 250 52nd Street]
You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance...

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Harvey Dent:
[during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent]
The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne:
I certainly hope not. | The famous Bruce Wayne Rachel's tol...

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The Joker:
[stumbles out of wrecked truck, playing chicken with Batman]
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! | Come on I want you to do it I want you to do it Co...

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Salvatore Maroni:
[in the back seat of his car]
Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?
Two-Face:
Can't hurt your chances.
Salvatore Maroni:
It was Ramirez.
[Two-Face pulls the coin out and cocks ...

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The Joker:
Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now. But when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper. S...

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Grumpy:
That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he'd have had us bring a bigger car.
[promptly draws his gun and points it a Bozo]

Grumpy:
I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as...

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Bruce Wayne:
[while in the underground bat cave]
People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth:
Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point o...

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Salvatore Maroni:
[Batman holds him out over a ledge]
From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
Batman:
I'...

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Alfred Pennyworth:
Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne:
In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth:
The Lamborghini, then.
[with deadpan sarcasm]

Alfred Penn...

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Two-Face:
You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair. His son's g...

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Alfred Pennyworth:
[looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm]
Did you get mauled by a tiger?
Bruce Wayne:
[quietly]
It was a dog.
Alfred Pennyworth:
Huh?
Bruce Wayne:
It was a big dog!
[pause]

Bruc...

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Alfred Pennyworth:
I trust you don't have *me* followed on my day off.
Bruce Wayne:
If you ever took one, I might. | I trust you don't have me followed on my day off If you ever took one I might

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Gambol:
[During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters]
You're crazy.
The Joker:
I'm not. No, I'm not. | You're crazy No I'm not

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Batman:
[in the back of a factory at 250 52nd Street]
You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
Two-Face:
It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair! | You don't wanna hurt the boy Harvey It's ...

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The Joker:
[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but Gordon suddenly points a gun to his head]
Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute? | Could you please just give me a minute

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The Joker:
[after a news segment, holds camera facing himself]
See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and ever...

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Harvey Dent:
[in his hospital room]
Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?
Lt. James Gordon:
Harvey, I...
Harvey Dent:
Say it.
Two-Face:
Say it! ...

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Harvey Dent:
[on TV]
I don't know about Mr. Lau's travel arrangements, but I'm sure glad he's here.
The Chechen:
I put word out. We hire the clown.
[looks at the others]

The Chechen:
He was right. ...

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Lucius Fox:
No, I really came to tell you that our business deal has to be put on hold. You see, we can't afford to be seen to do business with whatever it is you're accused of being. I'm sure a busin...

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Bruce Wayne:
[after running into Harvey and Rachel at a restaurant]
So, let's put a couple tables together.
Harvey Dent:
I'm not sure they'll let us.
Bruce Wayne:
[gestures to the waiters to rearran...

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[examining one of the gauntlets for his new and improved Batsuit, Bruce presses a button, and the spikes are launched across the room, narrowly missing Fox before they bury themselves in the wall]

Lu...

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The Joker:
[During a private sit down with the gangsters]
Let's wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, so what happened? Did your balls drop off? I know wh...

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The Joker:
You can't rely on anybody these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don't we? But that's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in; speaking of which, you know how I got thes...

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The Joker:
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.
[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious]

The Joker:
Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!
[shoves him out and takes the w...

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Harvey Dent:
Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop. Have help?
Lt. James Gordon:
We liase with various agencies.
Harvey Dent:
Save it, Gordon. I want to meet him. | Lightly irradiated...

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Happy:
[after cracking open the bank's safe]
They wired this thing up with, like, 5,000 volts. What kind of bank does that?
Grumpy:
A mob bank. I guess the Joker is as crazy as they say. Where's the ...

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Harvey Dent:
You can *not* leave me alone with these people.
Rachel Dawes:
[during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent]
The whole mob's after you, and you're worried about *these* guys?
Harvey...

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The Joker:
[upon entering the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent]
We made it! | We made it

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Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb:
How'd they get my DNA?
Lt. James Gordon:
Someone with access to your house or office must have lifted a tissue or a... glass.
[realizing as Loeb takes a sip of whiskey]...

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[Rachel discovers Dent's coin is two-faced]

Rachel Dawes:
[smiling sardonically]
You make your own luck... | You make your own luck

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Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb:
[regarding The Joker's threat on his life]
You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so take my word, the police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found the appr...

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Two-Face:
Did she believe you?
Det. Ramirez:
Yes.
Two-Face:
Of course she did. Because she trusts you. Just like Rachel did.
Det. Ramirez:
I didn't know what they were...
Two-Face:
You didn't know...

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Lt. James Gordon:
[while walking out of the courtroom with each other]
It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
Harvey Dent:
Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances. ...

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Lt. James Gordon:
[speaking to Harvey Dent in his office]
If I didn't work with cops you investigated while you were making your name at I.A. I'd be working alone. I don't get political points for bei...

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[Gordon meets his wife after he faked his death]

Lt. James Gordon:
I'm sorry, I couldn't risk your safety...
[Gordon's wife slaps him and then embraces him] | I'm sorry I couldn't risk your safety

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Mayor:
We must remember that vigilance is the price of safety. | we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety

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Passenger:
[after no one volunteers to push the detonator on the ferry]
No one wants to get their hands dirty. Fine I'll do it. Those men on that boat, they made their choices, they chose to murder an...

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Rachel Dawes:
Bruce... if you turn yourself in, they're not gonna let us be together. | If you turn yourself in they're not gonna let us be together

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[watching news of Lau's capture on the television]

The Chechen:
Put word out, we hire the clown.
[the other mobsters look doubtful]

The Chechen:
He was right. We have to fix real problem: Batman. |...