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Do you know Raphael? No, sir. I don't believe I do. - Because I have a message for him.
- Yes, sir? A small black man
gave me a message for Raphael. Well, I still don't believe I know the man,
Mr. Gar...
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That's a very small room. Heh-heh. Yes, sir, I guess that's true.
Smallest room in the house. Yes, I guess that's true. | That's a very small room. Heh-heh. Yes, sir, I guess that's true.
Smallest roo...
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Good evening, ma'am. Wilson, would you take Mr. Gardiner
to the third-floor guest suite? - Yes, ma'am.
- And I'll see you after Dr. Allenby... ...has a look at your leg. Thank you. Yes. Yes. | Good ev...
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When they unwrapped the chopsticks
to be used by the Chinese guests... ...the packages were clearly stamped
"Made in Taiwan." I know it's important to stay informed
of all the latest events... ...but ...
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Did you lose something? Yes, I lost my remote control. I use it to change the channels. Oh. Your car comes equipped with
a number of warning devices... I'm sorry. You wouldn't think of driving
without...
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Thank you. May I watch television, please? Why, yes. Certainly. And now, the piece of resistance... | Thank you. May I watch television, please? Why, yes. Certainly. And now, the piece of...
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I've never ridden in an automobile before. Ahem. I assure you, sir,
David is a very careful driver. - I understand.
- Very good. | I've never ridden in an automobile before. Ahem. I assure you, sir,
D...
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Excuse me. That tree is very sick.
It needs care. Yes, sir. I'll report it right away. Thank you. - Good day, sir.
- Good day. | Excuse me. That tree is very sick.
It needs care. Yes, sir. I'll report...
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TV changer, man. What you got? Now move, honky,
before I cut your white ass. If I see Raphael,
I will give him your message. Do that.
- Good day. | TV changer, man. What you got? Now move, honky,
befo...
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Excuse me. I'm very hungry.
Could you give me some lunch? It's an all-girl show, sir.
It's an all-girl show. Come right in. It's an all-girl show, sir.
Come right in. | Excuse me. I'm very hungry.
Cou...
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Jim's back was broken
in three places, his skull fractured... ...and his chest crushed.
He's a paraplegic. But after a year in the hospital,
he went back to school... ...got his master's degree
and no...
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Pardon me for intruding at a time like this,
but were you very close to Max? - Are you kidding? We were inseparable.
- Max! Jogger's knee and swimmer's... We have tennis elbow, jogger's knee,
and simm...
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Every day you're doing new things... ...and every day there's a new
Washington Post to help. | Every day you're doing new things... ...and every day there's a new
Washington Post to help.
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I see. Mr. Chance, I would like to know
what sort of claim... ...you're planning to make
against the deceased's estate. | I see. Mr. Chance, I would like to know
what sort of claim... ...you're planni...
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Will you give me a tour?
Gladly. The safe is in Mr. Jennings' bedroom.
That'll be stop number one. Mm-hm-hm. He and my father used to ride together,
back in the '30s. Oh. - Before I was born.
- Ah, ha...
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Keep in the shade, Alvin.
Yes, ma'am. I won't have the horses
standing in the sun. You hear me? - Stay in your seat.
Yes, ma'am. Keep your hat and gloves on.
Yes, ma'am. And your coat buttoned.
Yes, m...
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Feeling so good it
shows. Because Posturepedic is designed... ...in cooperation with leading orthopedic
surgeons for no morning backache... ...from sleeping on a too-soft mattress. | Feeling so good i...
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There are lots of
animals in the barnyard. Wanna go see them? Cock-a-doodle-do! Cock-a-doodle-do!
Cock-a-doodle-do! | There are lots of
animals in the barnyard. Wanna go see them? Cock-a-doodle-do! Co...
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I dare you to stop me
in my Super Cop Clobberer. Ha-ha-ha! Anybody who'd try
to stop him has to be totally stupid. Stupid? Hey, Mumbly, come back. Huh? And make it snappy. | I dare you to stop me
in m...
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(Navin)
So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably
heard before. [Cars honking] But I never thought
it would happen to me. [Sighing] | (Navin)
So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've p...
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Pay to the order of Mrs. Wilbur Stark $1.09! | Pay to the order of Mrs. Wilbur Stark $1.09!
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Good Lord. I've heard about
this cat juggling. [Men hooting] | Good Lord. I've heard about
this cat juggling. [Men hooting]
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(Navin)
Shithead, come on. [Phone ringing] | (Navin)
Shithead, come on. [Phone ringing]
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"Dear Harry. Guess what? "I'm rich beyond
my wildest dreams. "But I haven't
forgotten our deal. "Here's that postcard
I promised you. "I'll bet you thought
you'd never get it, huh? Your friend forever...
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You're gonna have
to sign for this. I have to sign
before you shoot me? I'm not gonna shoot you. Why not? That was the old me. I was a little mixed-up
at that time. Had a bad marriage
and I just gave ...
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Him? What's him doing here? Shithead! Shithead! Attack! Attack! Attack! [Growling] Not me! Get off, Shithead! [Screaming] (madman)
You son of a bitch. [Screaming] | Him? What's him doing here? Shithea...
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Do you have a girlfriend? Does it matter? Well, I'd like to think
you were available. Oh, I'm available. | Do you have a girlfriend? Does it matter? Well, I'd like to think
you were available. Oh, I'm...
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Hi. What's up, hubby? I got these for you. Thanks. Navin, you know the other day
when I showed you the tattoo? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I forgot
to tell you somethin'. Oh, really? What? This. | Hi. What's up...
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Do you know
what I'd like to do? What? Guess your weight. Hey, that would be
interesting for me. No one has tried
to guess my weight. You see, I guess
their weights. It'd be sort... Put your arms up. ...
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(Frosty)
Don't you wear him out. He's got to work tonight. | (Frosty)
Don't you wear him out. He's got to work tonight.
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"Carnival personnel only."
Damn. Shithead, come on! You're not carnival personnel! Come on, boy, come on. Hey, he ain't
no carnival personnel. [Trigger clicking] Okay, you move it out. [Engine startin...
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[Gun firing] Shithead! Come on! Come on, boy. Good boy. | [Gun firing] Shithead! Come on! Come on, boy. Good boy.
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Yeah, I'm back. Uh-huh. [Chuckling] Yeah, they're gonna be here
for a while. Don't worry. I rigged it. You guys wanna stick around
for an oven mitt? Nah! [Speaking in Spanish] [Squealing] Hang on just...
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Anything else? Yeah. We'll take that money
you got in your pocket. Oh, sure.
I'll just put it on the card. Hey, guess what? You are our
eighth customer today. You won a free oven mitt. Hah! I'll go ge...
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I'm back. Only,
it's worst than I thought. They're not only
sticking us for gas, but they're grabbing tires
and everything. They're really
socking it to us. Yeah, it's Hartounian's
Gas Station at the ...
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I got it.
Just send a police car over. Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card. I got the guys who stole it. [Honking] Hold on, they're calling me. I'll be right back. [Car honking] [Men chattering] Yes? Yeah. Th...
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[Men laughing] Stolen? [Men chattering] | [Men laughing] Stolen? [Men chattering]
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Thanks for the company. (Navin)
I hope
I can repay you someday. [Crickets chirping] | Thanks for the company. (Navin)
I hope
I can repay you someday. [Crickets chirping]
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Oh, I sure do miss Navin. (Elvira)
Is he ever comin' back? Take away
his place settin'. It's making us
too goddamn sad. | Oh, I sure do miss Navin. (Elvira)
Is he ever comin' back? Take away
his place...
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(male announcer)
And that concludes
this Sunday Night Gospel Hour live from the Four Square
Gospel Church at the Divine Salvation
in St. Louis, Missouri. The Rev. Williard Willman,
Pastor. And now,
Mu...
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That's it, darlin'. You're gettin' the rhythm,
see? [Continues scatting] | That's it, darlin'. You're gettin' the rhythm,
see? [Continues scatting]
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Uh, Navin... Navin, I... I wrapped
your sandwich in cellophane, just like you like it. You, uh, wanna come in
and sing some blues? No thanks, Taj. There's somethin'
about those songs, they depress me....
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I'm not? You were left on our doorstep. But we raised you
like you were one of us. You mean
I'm gonna stay this color? [Crying] Navin, I'd love you if you were the color
of a baboon's ass. Come here. ...
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Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love
of a beautiful woman. Now, I only have two things. My friends | Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and t...
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SLURPGELIGHT Hm, yummy. CHEERFUL BALKAN MUSIC | SLURPGELIGHT Hm, yummy. CHEERFUL BALKAN MUSIC
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♪It grows | ♪It grows
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MERRY MURMUR FOKKE: Ladies, sir. Ladies, Sir. I um... I would very much like to raise a glass
To the newest offspring... In this strange, peculiar,
but wonderful family: Purple Haze. Wooh! CHEERFUL RU...
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Hey. Bye, Mr. Sexton. What an unexpected, but
extraordinarily enjoyable pleasure. That's cold. | Hey. Bye, Mr. Sexton. What an unexpected, but
extraordinarily enjoyable pleasure. That's cold.
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THEY PUFF Shouldn't I just
get the car? No. No? Call my mother. Mother, yes. | THEY PUFF Shouldn't I just
get the car? No. No? Call my mother. Mother, yes.
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CHOKED SOUNDS Sorry, Rinus. A-a-ah. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch... What is it? Fuck. Ooo, my back. My back. My back. Ah. | CHOKED SOUNDS Sorry, Rinus. A-a-ah. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch... What is it? Fuck. Ooo, my back....
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Hey Rinus, how long is this going to take? The tantrum masters
maintain a one-hour rule. An hour? Yes. One hour before and one hour after. SHORT LAUGHTER | Hey Rinus, how long is this going to take? T...
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FLUIST: Shut up. Sitting still. SHE CRIES SHORT | FLUIST: Shut up. Sitting still. SHE CRIES SHORT
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Staying upright. You have to stay upright.
Yes, yes, like that. | Staying upright. You have to stay upright.
Yes, yes, like that.
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That I need you...
I thought we understood each other. | That I need you...
I thought we understood each other.
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Huuuummm... Hey Rinus, are we going to go later... Huuuuuummmm.... | Huuuummm... Hey Rinus, are we going to go later... Huuuuuummmm....
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Aaahmmmm... Aaahmmm... FLUISTERT: Follow me.
FLUISTERT: Yes. | Aaahmmmm... Aaahmmm... FLUISTERT: Follow me.
FLUISTERT: Yes.
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Dad. Hey, honey. Everything okay? He's here again. That creep, that little dwarf. He can't find you.
I'm on my way. Tell him I'm coming.
No, put him on. | Dad. Hey, honey. Everything okay? He's here a...
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Come. Really, before I
change my mind. | Come. Really, before I
change my mind.
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SOFT: Machteld. Before we... | SOFT: Machteld. Before we...
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PEPIN LAUGHS BRIEFLY BOTH CHUCKLE Ugh. Oh. Aaah. Haaa. | PEPIN LAUGHS BRIEFLY BOTH CHUCKLE Ugh. Oh. Aaah. Haaa.
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I want to marry you. What? Marry me. | I want to marry you. What? Marry me.
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PEPIJN: Talia! Shanti. Sandwiches. Pep! | PEPIJN: Talia! Shanti. Sandwiches. Pep!
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Well, drive on, then. We're almost to your house! | Well, drive on, then. We're almost to your house!
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I love the mornings here so much.
Getting up at five o'clock. Stretching,
catch a few kilometers... and then here it is
SO incredibly beautiful. I didn't think I would be
so attached so quickly. I do ...
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I think it's sweet,
but I'm a big girl. Okay? | I think it's sweet,
but I'm a big girl. Okay?
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What? Listen, Dimitri. I think you're sweet. I really do. But by the way, aren't you...
Celibacy? In the church? And I mean.
I'm a minor. | What? Listen, Dimitri. I think you're sweet. I really do. Bu...