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Dr. Krim:
I'm studying Tibetan levitation. In a few hundred years or so, I expect to be able to just float around. Are you still writing dirty books?
Brad Crane:
Not this year.
Dr. Krim:
Raunchiest ...

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Brad Crane:
Is it me you're seeing? Or a bee? | Is it me you're seeing or a bee

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[final lines]

Capt. Helena Anderson:
Did we finally beat them? Or is this just a temporary victory?
Brad Crane:
I - I don't know. But we did gain time. If we use it wisely, and if we're lucky, the w...

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[after Crane leaves the missile silo's mortuary]

Major Baker:
I noticed Dr. Crane seemed uneasy in here.
Dr. Krim:
I can't imagine why anyone would be uneasy around all these *dead men*. Can you, Ma...

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[Crane is talking to a sting victim who is hallucinating a giant bee]

Brad Crane:
[while the giant bee is hovering next to him]
There's no bee here. I promise you, there's no bee here. | What's more ...

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Dr. Krim:
They're more virulent than the Australian brown box jellyfish! | It's even more virulent than the venom of the Australian brown box jellyfish

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General Thalius Slater:
Give me some of that bird seed. | You got any of that birdseed left

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General Thalius Slater:
Who are you?
Brad Crane:
I'm an entomologist.
General Thalius Slater:
Bugs?
Brad Crane:
Insects, General! | Who are you I'm an entomologist Bugs Insects General

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General Thalius Slater:
Slater to Air Search One. Contact and identify outgoing objects bearing 183 degrees. Distance: 30 miles. Estimated speed: 7 miles per hour. | Slater to Air Search One Contact a...

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Brad Crane:
Look, what I do for a living isn't important. What is important, critical, is that there are probably other invading swarms and what these bees did here, they can do again, all over the So...

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Mayor Clarence Tuttle:
Well, everything's looking mighty pretty, Maureen. And that's including you. | Well everything's looking mighty pretty Maureen And that's including you Thank you Clarence

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Brad Crane:
What happened here, Captain?
Capt. Helena Anderson:
I'm sorry, sir. You mean you don't know?
Brad Crane:
Well, not exactly.
Capt. Helena Anderson:
We were attacked by bees.
Brad Crane:...

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General Thalius Slater:
Doctor Connors hasn't the foggiest idea whether I'm on, off, on top of, or under this complex! | Dr Connors hasn't the foggiest idea whether I'm on off on top of or under this ...

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a man with a blue shirt and a tie is talking to a man in a uniform.

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Brad Crane:
It's damn hard to believe that insects have accomplished what nothing in the world could have done, except germ warfare or a neutron bomb: neutralize a ICBM site. | Well it's damn hard to ...

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Maureen Schuster:
How you feelin' today?
Felix:
Now that you're here, I'm just doin' fine, thank you.
Maureen Schuster:
Nicely said. | How are you feeling today Now that you're here I'm just doin' f...

Scene Description:
a man in a green dress stands in front of a building that says hershey.

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Jud Hawkins:
I'm Jud Hawkins. I asked these tin soldiers of yours if I could see my son and they tell me its impossible. No way.
General Thalius Slater:
Who is your son? Why do you think he's here?
...

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Felix:
I tell you one thing I do approve of; this year's theme: love. | I'll tell you one thing I do approve of This year's theme Love

Scene Description:
a man in a white tuxedo stands in front of a window.

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Mayor Clarence Tuttle:
This isn't Pasadena. I mean, it isn't the Rose Bowl. But, it's by golly a pretty fair country town imitation! | this isn't Pasadena I mean it isn't the Rose Bowl but it's by gol...

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Felix:
I was just thinkin' how corny your banner reads. Makes us all look like a bunch of hicks.
Mayor Clarence Tuttle:
Look, nobody asked you to leave Houston and come here to retire, you know.
Mau...

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Brad Crane:
Get inside! The killer bees are coming! Everybody get inside! You understand? | Get inside The killer bees are coming Everybody get inside Do you understand

Scene Description:
a man and a woman are walking in front of a building with a car in the background.

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General Thalius Slater:
Rude sonofabitch, isn't he? Never even introduced us. You'd think he was a general. | Rude son of a bitch isn't he Never even introduced us You'd think he was a general

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Jud Hawkins:
Look, I throw the switches that control all the damn water in this county and, by God, I'll shut yours off unless I get to see my son! I'll shut this whole damn base down in 10 minutes! W...

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Mayor Clarence Tuttle:
Maureen, how long have we known each other?
Maureen Schuster:
Clarence, maybe you better sit down.
Mayor Clarence Tuttle:
No, no. Thanks. I'll stand. How long?
Maureen Schust...

Scene Description:
a woman sits in a chair in front of a window with a vase of red flowers.

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Brad Crane:
How will you prevent the wind from carrying your pesticides across cities, parks, farms, and schools?
General Thalius Slater:
Sometimes you have to choose the lesser of two evils.
Brad C...

Scene Description:
a man in a blue military uniform with the name john.

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Dr. Tomas Martinez:
You've got a beautiful six and a half pound, *beautiful* daughter.
Rita:
Thank you. I guess it's true what they say - that a woman sort of falls in love with her doctor at this ti...

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General Thalius Slater:
Well, you dropped your poison pellets and the Africans spit at it. Now they're moving towards Houston faster than expected.
Dr. Hubbard:
General, you should know that the enem...

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General Thalius Slater:
I can tell you right now, we're going to have trouble with that nuclear power plant. No way they'll shut down voluntarily. Millions of people in the area need the energy.
Dr. ...

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Brad Crane:
Captain, feed this into the computer: African bees attack a train 70 miles northwest of Houston. Now, give me the revised time figures, please. | But uh Captain feed this into the computer...

Scene Description:
a man in a suit is standing next to another man in a suit.

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General Thalius Slater:
The bees have formed almost a complete circle. Billions of 'em. And that's what we've been waiting for.
Brad Crane:
Waiting for what?
General Thalius Slater:
The battle plan ...

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General Thalius Slater:
So, the occupation of Houston has begun - and General Thailus Slater is your first officer in history to get his butt kicked by a mess of bugs! | The occupation of Houston has ...

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Major Baker:
General! General!
General Thalius Slater:
What the hell's going on?
Major Baker:
The bees have broken inside.
General Thalius Slater:
Now what? | General General What is hell is going ...

Scene Description:
a picture of a fire with the word fire on it.

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Maureen Schuster:
Well, I suppose I have to choose. | Well I guess I have to choose don't I

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General Thalius Slater:
English?
Brad Crane:
American. | live Africans

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Linda:
I love Dick. | NO WAIT DICK DICK

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Dick:
[On the phone]
I'm at 392-8098. | I'M AT 392 8098

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Dick:
[On the phone]
Hello, this is Mr. Christie. I'm no longer at 731-0711. I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. | HELLO THIS IS MR CHRISTIE I'M NO LONGER AT 731 0711 I'LL BE AT 88...

Scene Description:
a man driving a blue car with a sign on the roof.

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Mike Manadoro:
I work in the typical car service crew. Evenly split between the retired, and the retarded. | It's in the boiler room behind the boiler

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Vinny Manadoro:
[father-son conversation]
He owns you now. | He owns you now

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Kathy Popovich:
[date conversation]
My mother's a psychiatrist, so...
Mike Manadoro:
What does your, uh, what does your mom say about you?
Kathy Popovich:
That I'm a classic borderline histrionic, c...

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Will Stanton:
It's so... and ya know, and I'm like... this whole thing's just... ARRR, you know!
Merriman Lyon:
Is that it? | It it's so You know what I'm like This whole thing's just You know Is tha...

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Will Stanton:
I'm supposed to save the world? Okay, I can't even figure out how to talk to a girl!
Merriman Lyon:
Don't let a girl distract you. You got work to do. | Look I'm supposed to save the wo...

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The Rider:
Why do you run, boy?
Will Stanton:
Who are you? What do you want?
The Rider:
The Sign.
Will Stanton:
I don't know what you're talking about.
The Rider:
Are you frightened of me? You sho...

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The Rider:
A thousand years of waiting and what was there to show? Nothing! Nothing but a boy who could not do what was asked of him. Generations of hope and promise, all a waste. You know, I have som...

Scene Description:
a dark photo of a person sitting on a rock.

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Will Stanton:
I am Will Stanton, Seventh son of a seventh son, I have read the book, I have walked through time, I have gathered five signs, the sixth could not be found because it was not hidden from...

Scene Description:
a person standing in the dark with a light on.

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John Stanton:
Will, you're a kid. Just enjoy it. Just be happy to you don't have to deal with it. I have work to do.
Will Stanton:
You know, Dad, when I was little, you never told me not to be afraid...

Scene Description:
a man with a beard is looking at something.

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The Rider:
[to Will]
Don't look so worried. It's not the end of the world - not quite yet. | And don't look so worried It's not the end of the world Not quite yet

Scene Description:
a man wearing glasses and a jacket with the word doctor on it.

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Old George:
[to Dawson]
That ain't no dragon. | That ain't no dragon

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Merriman Lyon:
You have powers, Will. You'll be able to command light or fire, move objects, summon great strength and, of course, step through time.
Will Stanton:
Well, can I fly?
Merriman Lyon:
Wh...

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Miss Greythorne:
This is highly unpleasant. | This is highly unpleasant

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Will Stanton:
What if I can't do this?
Merriman Lyon:
Trust that you can. Even the smallest light shines in the darkness. | What if I can't do this Trust that you can Even the smallest light shines i...

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Will Stanton:
[after his mom leaves, the Rider takes off his glasses; through his teeth and low]
Leave me alone!
The Rider:
These old fools would have you do work that they can't, but they haven't to...

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Merriman Lyon:
Good afternoon Stantons. Miss Greythorne wishes to extend an invitation to the whole family to attend a small Christmas Eve party at the manor. Mince pies, mulled wine. Can we count on ...

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Max Stanton:
[to Will]
Will, I got your room. | I got your room

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Robin Stanton:
Hey man. Lame about Max. Come on in.
Paul Stanton:
Glad to have you here.
Robin Stanton:
Hey, this will be your designated area.
[points to body outline] | Hey man lame about Max Com...

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Dawson:
So, this is Will Stanton, eh? A pleasure to meet you.
Will Stanton:
And you, Sir.
Dawson:
Hey, George, look here. It's Will.
Old George:
So it be. And with a birthday today as well. | this ...

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Saleswoman:
Can I help you? Hello? Are you going to buy that?
Will Stanton:
Um, sorry, it's for my sister. | Can I help you Hello Are you going to buy that Oh Sorry Um it's for my sister

Scene Description:
a boy with blonde hair is looking down at something.

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The Rider:
[to Maggie]
The boy is more capable than I thought. Return to him, bring me the signs, and you will never age. | The boy is more capable than I thought Return to him Bring me the signs and ...

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Security Guard #2:
We've been watching you from the moment you came in.
Security Guard #1:
He looks like trouble.
Security Guard #2:
Looks like a thief.
Security Guard #1:
Wondering hands have deep...

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Will Stanton:
Something is going on with me. It's mixed up.
John Stanton:
Will, you're fourteen. These changes are normal. Uh, you talk to your brothers about it.
Robin Stanton:
Is your body startin...

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James Stanton:
[to Will]
Out of your league, buddy. Watch and learn. | Out of your league buddy Watch and learn

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Will Stanton:
Who are you?
Merriman Lyon:
We're the old ones. Well to tell the truth, we're neither young nor old, being outside time. You're the last of us to be born. You are the Sign Seeker.
Will...

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Miss Greythorne:
You are special, Will. The seventh son of the seventh son.
Will Stanton:
You got it wrong. Sixth, actually. I only have five brothers. I guess you made a mistake. I'm sorry. I'm not ...

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Robin Stanton:
Hey, Will. You're back late. Where you been?
Will Stanton:
I went for a walk.
Robin Stanton:
Why are you all dirty? Hey, man.
Paul Stanton:
Hey, where were you man?
Robin Stanton:
T...

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Merriman Lyon:
[to Will]
You are the seventh son of a seventh son, Will Stanton. You step through time. One by one, the Signs will call to you. You will gather them and gain the power of the Light. Yo...

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Merriman Lyon:
Will, where's the sign?
Will Stanton:
I'm not sure.
Merriman Lyon:
Concentrate
Will Stanton:
I'm trying. | Will where's the sign I'm looking I'm not sure Concentrate I'm trying

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Merriman Lyon:
Will, use your powers.
Will Stanton:
My powers? Right. My powers. Light! Awesome! | Will use your powers My powers Right my powers Light Awesome

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Gwen Stanton:
Will?
Will Stanton:
Gwen, what are you doing here?
Gwen Stanton:
Are you okay?
Will Stanton:
Yeah, I'm fine.
Gwen Stanton:
What are you doing?
Will Stanton:
Nothing.
Gwen Stanton:
...

Scene Description:
a man is laying on the ground in a pile of rubble.

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The Rider:
Seeker. Witness my wrath. | Seeker Witness my wrath

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Merriman Lyon:
Well, well, what do we have here, huh? You sense a Sign? Is that what we're doing here huh? Seeker?
Will Stanton:
Max, you're getting weird. Dude, this isn't really you.
Merriman Lyon...