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Vic Leonard:
If the emeralds are as big as the mosquitos, we're in great shape. | Well if the emeralds are as big as the mosquitoes we're in great shape

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Vic Leonard:
Blonde or brunette? | Blonde or brunette Eh

Scene Description:
two men sit on a floor, one of which is wearing a hat and the other is wearing a hat.

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Vic Leonard:
Tell me, do you look for the mountain first, then the girl? Or the girl, then the mountain? I just thought I'd ask. You know they always seem to go together, like the chicken and the egg....

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Rian X. Mitchell:
She's a blonde vision of loveliness. Yeah. She'll be waiting on the dock, just where I left her. Makes all the others look like lampshades. | Ah she's a blonde vision of loveliness Y...

Scene Description:
two men sit on a bed, one of which is wearing a hat and the other is wearing a brown hat.

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Vic Leonard:
There are only two places in the world you can find emeralds, Colombia and Siberia. One of those is a closed corporation. | Well you see there are only two places in the world you find em...

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Rian X. Mitchell:
Hi there. You're late.
Catherine Knowland:
I'm sorry, I was trying to arrange for a red carpet and a brass band. | Hi there You're late I'm sorry I was trying to arrange for a red c...

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Rian X. Mitchell:
Look, what kind of a doctor do you call yourself? You haven't even inquired about my side.
Catherine Knowland:
Well, I assumed you'd be bright enough to stay off bumpy roads. Forgiv...

Scene Description:
three people are talking in front of a painting of a church.

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Rian X. Mitchell:
You two seem to be getting along.
Vic Leonard:
Splendidly.
Catherine Knowland:
You didn't tell me how charming your partner was.
Rian X. Mitchell:
I never noticed. | You two seem ...

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Rian X. Mitchell:
Greed is stronger than fear. | Oh I just used a different text Greed is stronger than fear

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Catherine Knowland:
[Following her first kiss with Rian]
I take it, you must be the expert on the romantic movement in South America. | I take you must be the expert on the romantic movement in South ...

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Rian X. Mitchell:
Donald tells me you're going to Bogata.
Catherine Knowland:
Only for two weeks.
Rian X. Mitchell:
To see anybody in particular?
Catherine Knowland:
Of course, a coffee broker. Age...

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Rian X. Mitchell:
Oh Cathy, stop thinking like a woman! You're fighting a losing battle down there. Why try and hang on there when the rainbow's up here?
Catherine Knowland:
You're right, Rian. I was...

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Father Ripero:
Cathy, you cannot do this thing.
Catherine Knowland:
I'm sorry, Father, but, this is one fight I can't win by turning the other cheek.
Father Ripero:
If you destroy the mountain, you ...

Scene Description:
a woman in a black shirt is standing in front of a tropical plant.

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Nick Garcos:
Soft hands.
Rica:
Sharp nails. | Soft hands Sharp nails

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Rica:
[knowingly, after getting out of the shower, and hearing that Polly has walked out on Nick]
Aren't women wonderful? | Aren't women wonderful

Scene Description:
a man is washing his face with a towel over his head.

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Nick Garcos:
Hey, do you like apples?
Rica:
Everybody likes apples, except doctors.
Nick Garcos:
Do you know what it takes to get an apple so you can sink your beautiful teeth in it? You gotta stuff...

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Mike Figlia:
Everything happens to me. The whole street, he's gotta break down in front of my place.
Charles:
Tough luck.
Mike Figlia:
I'm the original tough luck kid. | Everything happens to me The...

Scene Description:
a black and white photo of two men with a star on the wall behind them

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Mike Figlia:
Let's say you just rolled into town with a truckload of apples, you know. Now what do you think would have been a fair price?
Nick Garcos:
Six and a half bucks a box.
Mike Figlia:
Now s...

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Nick Garcos:
[to Rica]
You look like chipped glass. | You look like chipped glass Do I

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Charles:
Is the vehicle parked in front of our joint?
Dave:
Yeah.
Charles:
Has it been parked there a long time?
Dave:
Yeah.
Charles:
Is it obstructing our place of business?
Dave:
Yeah!
Charles...

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Nick Garcos:
[to Rica]
You know, Italian, American - a cat's a cat. Do you mind if I don't discuss my girl with you? | You know Italian American a cat's a cat Do you mind if I don't discuss my girl wi...

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Free:
The only claim you got to being a detective is you got big feet and they're flat.
Hogan:
Say, for the last time I'm telling ya, whoever heard of a man going to Atlantic City with his wife?
Fre...

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Amy Moran:
It takes a whole crew to wreck a house, but boy, how one many can wreck a home. | It takes a whole crew to wreck a house but boy how one man can wreck a home

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Hogan:
[He's been snoozing when Donald Free pushes his feet off his desk]
Say, what's the idea? Who are you?
Free:
You ask me, and you call yourself a detective? I'm your new partner. | So what's you...

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Hogan:
Say, your face is familiar.
Free:
Well, it ought to be. It's been around a lot.
Hogan:
What are you doin' in my office?
Free:
Office? I thought this was your bedroom. I just told you I'm you...

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Amy Moran:
I might have known it.
Free:
Uh, known what?
Amy Moran:
That you were a detective the minute you stepped on my feet. | I might have known it Uh kn known what That you were a detective the...

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Hogan:
This is Amy Moran, my secretary.
Amy Moran:
Sure, secretary. He ain't got anything to do, and I see to it that he don't forget anything. | Dan This is Amy Moran my secretary Sure secretary He ...

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Amy Moran:
How long you gonna be gone?
Free:
From now on.
Amy Moran:
You mean you're quitin'?
Free:
Yeah.
Amy Moran:
I don't blame ya, I guess. But when you walk out of here, every bit of decency ...

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Amy Moran:
I sure wish I could go with ya. Say, workin' around here I'm even beginnin' to look like a burglar.
Free:
When I get settled somewhere, would you like to work for me?
Amy Moran:
For nothi...

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Process Server:
Your name Amy Potts?
Amy Moran:
Yeah, what about it?
Process Server:
Here. Little present for you.
Amy Moran:
What's this?
Process Server:
It's an invitation to a big party. In oth...

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Janet Reynolds:
[Calls out from a fourth floor window to Donald Free below]
Don... Oh Don... Don, do they let you have wives in the diplomatic service?
Free:
Are you by any chance proposing to me?
J...

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Narrator:
While the last witnesses of the Second World War are departing forever, let us not forget what millions of men and women had to suffer in order to leave us a better world. | While the last w...

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Crowd:
The pickers united will never be defeated. | When we started this association everyone laughed at us

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Vik Muniz:
I'm the Brazilian artist who is the most - I hate to say this-but who sells and is the most popular overseas.
Activist:
Congratulations, man!
Vik Muniz:
I grew up very poor, but now I've ...

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TV Host:
Can you tell us how you came to use materials from the garbage? | It's funny how you get used to the smell

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Mr. Nobody:
It's ironic, isn't it? The Old Testament had a wrathful God, but people became uneasy with the concept, needed a best seller, so they came up with a New Testament. Suddenly God was loving ...

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[first lines]

Mary Black:
[calling her cat named "Shining"]
Shining. Shining. | Shining Shining

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[last lines]

Detective Alexander Black:
Mary... I love you too, sweetie... very much. | I love you too sweety

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Deputy Jane Hollows:
All this makes me wonder if God really exists. | Through all this it makes me wonder if God really exists

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Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Where's Cisco?
Tomboy:
He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life. | Where's Cisco He's in Heaven Telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life

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Seamus Muldoon:
We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us. | We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us

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Patrick O'Flynn:
Will one of you get me some more bullets for this gun? | Will one of yeah give me some more bullets for this gun

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Boy:
She is really a babe, huh?
Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
You're too young. I'm too old. She's got issues, kid.
Boy:
We'll see. | She's really a babe huh You're too young and I'm too old She's got i...

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[last lines]

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
[voice-over]
In an us-versus-them world, someone puts up a flag, another person tears it down and puts up his own. Pretty soon no one remembers what started the...

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Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
There are many ways you can kill a man.If I wanted to shoot you in the head, I would use this.
[Holds up revolver]

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
If I wanted to cut you up into ...

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Patrick O'Flynn:
Well, I'm always the type of person who has something up his sleeve. I could kill you right now if I wanted to.
[Derringer pistol pops up out of coat sleeve and enters his hand perfe...

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Boy:
There's no way out.
Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Yes, there is.
[points to the ferry docked nearby]

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
We could drive onto that thing.
Boy:
In this armored truck? You just...

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Nick Anderson:
How's your interview?
Ashley Matthews:
Don't ask.
Nick Anderson:
Well, I already asked. I can't un-ask. | How's your interview Don't ask Well I already asked I can'tun ask

Scene Description:
a man and a woman sit at a table with a bowl of soup.

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Ashley Matthews:
Well, first, while I'm halfway through my shower the water goes out AGAIN. So I have to wash my hair out in Dash's water bowl, so I'm running late and I smell like dog-water. I get to...

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Will Price:
It's less of a question, more of an invitation, um... do you wanna go out sometime?
Ashley Matthews:
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Will Price:
For you or for me? Or for both of ...

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Ashley Matthews:
Occupation?
Will Price:
Journalist. Modern Business Weekly.
Ashley Matthews:
Oh. Never heard of it.
Will Price:
Okay.
Ashley Matthews:
How do you feel about Christmas?
Will Price...

Scene Description:
a man and a woman are talking in front of a sign that says " end you ".

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Francine:
You guys know each other?
Will Price:
Yeah.
Ashley Matthews:
No.
Will Price:
We go way back.
Ashley Matthews:
We met yesterday.
Francine:
[to Ashley]
If I were you, I'd run.
Will Price...

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Will Price:
[digging in to chili]
This looks good.
Ashley Matthews:
I live for this stuff.
Will Price:
[takes a bite]
Mm, this is good. It's not really hot for 3 Alarm Chili.
Ashley Matthews:
Give ...

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Will Price:
I'm gonna be honest with you, next time I'm totally ordering something different.
Ashley Matthews:
3 Alarm Chili. You didn't think it would be hot?
Will Price:
Good, I thought you'd obje...

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Ashley Matthews:
I really thought you were interested in me.
Will Price:
I am interested in you.
Ashley Matthews:
You are more interested in the story.
Will Price:
Can I not be interested in both? ...

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Will Price:
Can I ask you a few questions?
Nick Anderson:
I wanna ask you a few questions.
Will Price:
Okay.
Nick Anderson:
Where you from?
Will Price:
Michigan.
Nick Anderson:
Where'd you go to ...

Scene Description:
a man sits in front of a window with his eyes closed.

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Nick Anderson:
She likes you. Otherwise she wouldn't have let you in as far as she has.
Will Price:
You think so?
Nick Anderson:
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Will Price:
To be honest with you, sometimes she won'...

Scene Description:
a man laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube attached to his nose.

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Nick Anderson:
No, I don't want you to keep Will waiting.
Ashley Matthews:
He can wait.
Nick Anderson:
How long are you going to keep him away?
Ashley Matthews:
Uh, as long as possible.
Nick Ander...

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Ashley Matthews:
You know, I think the guy with my phone tried to ask me out.
Nick Anderson:
Did you try to say yes? | You know I think the guy withmy phone tried to ask me out Did you try to say yes

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Nick Anderson:
I need you to take a walk.
Ashley Matthews:
You're paying me to exercise? | I want you to take a walk OK you're paying me toexercise

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Stan:
What'll you have?
Will Price:
Oh, um
[picks up menu then sets it down]

Will Price:
You know what, I'll have whatever she's having.
Stan:
[Stan and Ashley share a look. Then to Will:]
Are you...

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Ashley Matthews:
You're a real jerk, you know that?
Will Price:
Yeah, I get that a lot. | You're a real jerk you knowthat Yeah I get that a lot

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Will Price:
Is that Santa's list?
Ashley Matthews:
Uh, yeah. And you're not on it.
Will Price:
Oh! Neither are you.
Ashley Matthews:
Grow up.
Will Price:
We are in a toy store. | That Santa's list...

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Nick Anderson:
So how'd it go today?
Ashley Matthews:
[hesitantly]
Oh, you know. It went pretty good.
Nick Anderson:
Pretty good?
Ashley Matthews:
I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just gonn...

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Will Price:
It's okay.
Ashley Matthews:
How is it okay?
Will Price:
It's not. It's just something people say. | It's OK sniffling How is it OK It's not Just something people say

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Ashley Matthews:
Sledding?
Will Price:
Yep!
Ashley Matthews:
Why?
Will Price:
Well, Nick said you didn't have a very normal childhood so...
Ashley Matthews:
So you thought... sledding.
Will Price...

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Will Price, Ashley Matthews:
It's your turn.
Will Price:
I took him for a walk yesterday.
Ashley Matthews:
Mm-hm. Then why are you getting up?
Will Price:
Guilt? | Both It's your turn I took h...

Scene Description:
three people sleeping on a bed with a brown and white striped blanket.

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Ashley Matthews:
[Dash enters bedroom wanting his morning walk and whining]
Dash! I am not getting up until the alarm goes off.
[the alarm clock immediately sounds] | No thanks I've gotta getto the h...

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Ashley Matthews:
Morning, Nick.
Nick Anderson:
Morning, Ashley. Get your Christmas tree yet?
Ashley Matthews:
[Chuckles]
It's barely December.
Nick Anderson:
Yeah, well. Nothing wrong with getting ...