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Ms. Darbus:
That'll be 15 minutes for you as well, Mr. Danforth. Count 'em!
Taylor:
That might be difficult for Chad, since he probably can't count that high. | That will be 15 minutes for you too Mr...

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Sharpay:
We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk. | Ryan we need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony...

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Ms. Darbus:
Holidays are over, people. Way pver. Now, any more comments, questions?
[Jason raises hand]

Ms. Darbus:
Jason.
Jason:
So, how were your holidays, Ms. Darbus?
[Everyone groans] | Shall ...

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Martha Cox:
Hip hop is my passion. I love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break.
Brainiac #1:
Is that even legal?
Brainiacs:
Not another peep.
Martha Cox:
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's c...

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[first lines]

Mrs. Montez:
Gabby, it's New Year's Eve. Enough reading.
Gabrilla Montez:
But mom, I'm almost done!
Mrs. Montez:
The teen party? I've laid out your best clothes. Come get ready.
Gabr...

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Troy Bolton:
[faking excitement after the Scholastic Decathalon reveals their 'surprise' for the basketball team]
Oh... an equation. | It's an equation

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Gabrilla Montez:
[singing]
I thought you were my fairy tale / A dream when I'm not sleeping / A wish upon a star that's coming true. | I thought you were my fairy tale A dream when I'm not sleeping A ...

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Gabrilla Montez:
The Wildcats' superstar is... afraid?
Troy Bolton:
No, no, I'm not afraid. I'm just... scared. | The Wildcat superstar's afraid No no I'm not afraid I I'm just scared

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Taylor:
The answer is yes!
Gabrilla Montez:
Huh?
Taylor:
Our Scholastic Decathlon team has its first competition next week and there is certainly a spot for you!
Gabrilla Montez:
Where did those co...

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Troy Bolton:
Okay, now we will only be able to do this if we all work together. | All right Now this is only gonna happen if we all work together

Scene Description:
a young man with long hair and a striped shirt is standing in front of a sign that says citibank.

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Gabrilla Montez:
[after Sharpay asks if Gabriella and Troy were going to sign up for the musical]
Oh no, no, no, I was just looking at all the bulletin boards. Lots going on at this school. Wow.
[Sha...

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Chad:
[after "Stick to the Status Quo" is sung]
People are starting to do other stuff. Okay, stuff that's not their stuff. | Suddenly people think that they can do other stuff Okay stuff that's not th...

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M.C.:
Hey, you know what? Someday you guys might thank me for this. Or Not. | Do you know what I'm gonna do to those two show dogs

Scene Description:
a group of people are standing in a hallway with a sign that says office.

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Ryan:
[Sees that they have callbacks agains Troy and Gabriella]
Maybe we're being Punk'd!
Sharpay:
What?
Ryan:
Maybe we're being filmed right now. Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton!
Sharpay:
Oh, shut ...

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Principal Matsui:
[after trying to explain to Ms. Darbus and Coach Bolton that he's impartial]
So Coach, how's the team? Is Troy whipping them into shape?
Ms. Darbus:
Ugh!
[Storms off] | So Coach ho...

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Ms. Darbus:
This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton:
Baskets. Uh, they shoot baskets. | This school is about more than just young men ...

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Ms. Darbus:
And while we are working, let us probe the mounting evils of cell phones... perhaps the most heinous example of cell phone use is ringing in the theatre. The theatre is a chapel of arts, a...

Scene Description:
a woman with glasses and a blue shirt is standing in front of a yellow ladder.

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[On how Christians are by nature gamblers]

Oscar:
We bet that there is a God. | When there are rivers to be forded

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Lucinda:
You will preach what you do not believe to men who do not care. | God man surely you're not going to drink with them

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Narrator:
In order that I exist, two gamblers, one obsessive, the other compulsive, must meet. | You murderer The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want He makest a table for me in the presence of mine ...

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[In his letter to Lucinda]

Oscar:
I dare not hope, and yet I must that through this deed I gain your trust. | I dare not hope and yet I must that through this deed I gain your trust

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[On seeing the glass model]

Oscar:
It is like a kennel for God's angels. | It is so beautiful This celebrates God's name

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[last lines]

Narrator:
When Dennis Hasset told Lucinda the baby's history, she had only one thought in mind.
[Lucinda growls]

Narrator:
[laughing]

[laughing]

Narrator:
A dream, a lie, a wager - l...

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Eddie Rios:
This is a joke. What, you want me to cry, Steve? Go on my hands and knees, plead for my life? Or maybe you like it if I confessed, threw myself at your mercy.
Steve Donohue:
You are guilt...

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Officer Ida Cruz:
[Voice over while Eddie is reading the letters]
We were so young, Eddie. We didn't know what we wanted. We were kids. We had something beautiful and now... it's gone, Eddie. And you ...

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Steve Donohue:
A life? For who? I got a loaded gun here. I'm in a room with two people who have dedicated themselves with humiliating me for six months and you're talking about friends? You gotta forg...

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Steve Donohue:
See, I want my day in court without the media telling everybody what to think. I know you feel violated. Hey, I feel violated, too. I feel like I've got everybody spitting on my face! |...

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Steve Donohue:
The jails are filling up. It's standing-room-only in the morgues, and everybody is just praying to God that they don't end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Well I'll tell you, I...

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Deborah Voysey:
When shall we see you again?
Dr. Max Askey:
As soon as your husband contracts his next fatal illness, I suppose.
Deborah Voysey:
Then, in no time at all. | So when shall we see you a...

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Dr. Max Askey:
Nothing is pointless if we can learn from it. | Nothing is pointless if we can learn from it

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Dr. Max Askey:
One of the few advantages of being the only doctor in the district is that eventually, if you wait long enough, all the people that say that they hate you turn up on your doorstep with ...

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Sally Voysey:
What have you two been doing?
Deborah Voysey:
Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. We're bored to death.
Sally Voysey:
Do something, then. Find something to do.
Deborah Voysey:
Here? Good hea...

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[after hearing some derisive comments about Sykes partner avoiding the beach]

Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Why don't you try standing next to an ocean of hydrochloric acid and see how well you surf. | So...

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Cassandra:
Tell me the truth. Have you ever... made it with one of us?
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
No... unless I got drunk and somebody didn't tell me.
Cassandra:
Mmm. A virgin! I find that very arous...

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[after Sykes makes fun of George's name]

Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
It is like your name... Sykes. I'm sure it doesn't bother you at all that it sounds like "ss'ai k'ss," two words in my languag...

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[Matt and George are showing each other pictures of their respective children]

Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
This is my son, Richard. He's four years old. We named him after your former president, ...

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[Commenting on a "human" condom]

Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
And that fits?
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Well... Yeah, it's rubber. It stretches.
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
And still it fits? ...

Scene Description:
a man is looking at a piece of paper with a statue on it.

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[Translating for Newcomer 'Porter' to Sykes]

Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
Your mother mates out of season. | Your mother mates out ofseason

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Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
You humans are very curious to us. You invite us to live among you in an atmosphere of equality that we've never known before. You give us ownership of our own lives fo...

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
What is it?
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
Nothing.
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Come on, it's not nothing! When you talked to that coroner with that request it looked like you...

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
[looking at a pistol target]
That is pitiful! That is goddamn pitiful! How long you been shootin'? What are you going to do if you catch a perp running out of a liquor store, ...

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
[Sykes has just cornered Harcourt]
Hands Up!
[Harcourt raises his hands, producing a tube of ja-bru-kha]

Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
You make one move and you're history.
Will...

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[Harcourt's men are about to kill a Newcomer]

Quint:
I hear seawater's like *battery acid* to these guys. | Sea water's like battery acid to these guys

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Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
If the drug is here, we must destroy it! | The drug is here We must destroy it

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Tell me the joke.
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
Stop me if you have heard it before. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
[coughs uncontrollably]
I...

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Tugg, get out of there!
Bill Tuggle:
I Can't! Do you mind? | Get out ofhere I don't need your god damn help

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
It's called procedure George
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
[brief pause then bluntly]
Fuck Procedure
[singing as he drives straight through several barriers]

Det. Samuel ...

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Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
[after luring a mutated Harcourt onto a dingy attached to a boat now moving across the ocean]
Nice View Huh? You Sack Of Shit
[stunned Harcourt looks about realizing he's bee...

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Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
[after Harcourt mutates from an overdose of the ja-bru-kha]
He must not get away
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes:
Why's that?
Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
[visibly distrau...

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Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
[pinning one of the conspirators to a structure]
You Tell Me Where They
[the ja-bru-kha]

Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco:
Took It
[starts squashing him]

Det. Samuel ...

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Sylvie:
I love to ride on trains. Especially in the passenger cars. | I love to travel by train especially the passenger cars

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Fisherman:
You come back here! Lady, you come back here! Lady, you come back!
Sylvie:
He always does that. If he thinks someone's watching him, he just carries on even more.
Fisherman:
Come back her...

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Ruth:
It must be his boat.
Sylvie:
That or he's some sort of lunatic. Either way, I'm not going back to find out. | It must be his boat Either that or he's he's some sort of lunatic Come on back I'm ...

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Ruth:
Silvie had no awareness of time. For her, hours and minutes were the names of trains. | Sylvie had no awareness of time For her hours and minutes were the names of trains

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Mrs. Jardine:
She looks so sad.
Sylvie:
She is sad. She should be sad.
[sigh]

Sylvie:
I don't mean she should be. I mean, who wouldn't be? That's how it is with family. | She looks so sad She is sa...

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Leo Gelhorn:
The only virtue of the stupid is that they don't live long. | The only virtue of the stupid is they don't live long

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Maj. Gen. George Treegar:
The hell with radiation. Let's go. | You can help me with the rations

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Martian Voice:
Men of Earth, we of the planet Mars give you this warning. Listen carefully and remember: We have known your planet Earth since the first creature crawled out of the primeval slime of y...

Scene Description:
a man sits in a hospital bed next to a woman in a white robe.

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CWO Sam Jacobs:
[to Irish]
You know, I can't say that I recommend spacesuits for beautiful young dolls. What happened to all your lovely curves? | You know I can't say that I recommend space suits for...

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CWO Sam Jacobs:
[having just landed on Mars]
Well? Shall we go out and claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn? | Well shall we go out and claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn

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Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan:
I know you think I acted like an hysterical female back at the ship, but I can assure you I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. | I know you think I acted like an hyst...

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Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
Pretty soon people will be just as sure of space travel as I was of my dog... as I'd like to be of you. | And pretty soon people will be just as sure of space travel as I was of...

Scene Description:
a woman is sitting next to a man in a space suit.

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Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
See anything?
Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan:
Nothing. Everything seems to be dead out there. It's like a nightmare of unending silence.
Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
I know, we all feel it. ...

Scene Description:
a man and a woman are standing next to each other.

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Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan:
[confused as to why O'Bannion keeps calling her "Irish" instead of her name]
I never know if you're calling me by name or nationality.
Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
[seductively]
When...

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Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
Will you take a raincheck?
Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan:
If it won't bounce. | Will you take a rain check If it won't bounce chuckles

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CWO Sam Jacobs:
So Oola ran screaming across the burning Martian sands as the monster Ongolur relentlessly pursued her, its five arms reaching hungrily for her. | So Oola ran screaming across the burn...

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CWO Sam Jacobs:
If your ears start to twitch, will you let me know fast? I'll twitch with you. | If your ears start to twitch will you let me know fast I'll twitch with you

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Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
Whadda you say we call it a day and go back to the ship?
Prof. Theodore Gettell:
I agree. We've had enough excitement and swashbuckling for one day.
CWO Sam Jacobs:
I'm for th...

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CWO Sam Jacobs:
All right, everybody! Come and get it! Breakfast's ready! Hot coffee, hard tack and vitamin pill! | Sam All right everybody come and get it Breakfast's ready Hot coffee hard tack and v...