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[the night Gordon is shot, his wife opens her door and sees Stephens and Ramirez]
Barbara Gordon:
[realizing why they've come]
No!
Detective Stephens:
I'm so sorry, Barbara...
Barbara Gordon:
[push...
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Lt. James Gordon:
[pointing a shotgun at the Joker after the armored car chase]
We got you, you son of a bitch! | We got you you son of a bitch
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The Chechen:
[During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters]
Who's stupid enough to steal from us?
Salvatore Maroni:
Some two-bit whack-job. Wears a cheap purple suit and make-up. He's not the...
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Detective Stephens:
[to the Joker, as he is about to beat him]
I know you're gonna enjoy this. I'm gonna try and have to enjoy it even more. | contusion I know you're gonna enjoy this I'm gonna have t...
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Uniform Cop:
[to the driver of the semi truck after he impatiently honks the horn several times, before being shot by a shotgun by the Joker]
hey, you wait like everybody else pal | Hey you wait like ...
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Shotgun SWAT:
[to the driver after the garbage truck rams their SWAT van from the back]
come on, get us out of here, let's go | Jesus Come on get us out of here Let's go
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Convoy Leader:
[after seeing the firetruck on fire while blocking their path, nervously over the radio to the police cars in their convoy]
what the hell is that? Obstruction ahead obstruction ahead, d...
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Lt. James Gordon:
[Racing to save Rachel from her rigged building]
Mount the curb! | Mount the curb
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Shotgun SWAT:
[after hearing over the radio to change the direction of their route]
lower fifth? We'll be like turkeys on thanksgiving down there. | Lower Fifth We'll be like turkeys on Thanksgiving
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Tyler Durden:
[1:24:27]
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You'r...
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Group Leader:
[10:08]
Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra. |
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Narrator:
[1:54:17]
No, you have a house.
Tyler Durden:
Rented in your name.
Narrator:
You have jobs! You have a whole life!
Tyler Durden:
You have night jobs because you can't sleep. Why do you st...
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Cobb:
What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate....
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Arthur:
So, once we've made the plant, how do we go out? Hope you have something more elegant in mind than shooting me in the head?
Cobb:
A kick.
Ariadne:
What's a kick?
Eames:
This, Ariadne, would...
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Cobb:
They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true potential. Now that's when we're awake. When we're asleep, we can do almost anything. | They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true po...
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Ariadne:
Why are they all looking at me?
Cobb:
Because my subconscious feels that someone else is creating this world. The more you change things, the quicker the projections start to converge on you...
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Cobb:
[notices that he's being followed]
That price on my head, was that dead or alive?
Eames:
Not sure. See if he starts shooting. | That price on my head was that dead or alive Don't remember Let's...
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Cobb:
You create the world of the dream, you bring the subject into that dream, and they fill it with their subconscious.
Ariadne:
How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that its r...
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Arthur:
So, a totem. It's a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time...
Ariadne:
What, like a coin?
Arthur:
No, it has to be more unique than that, like - this is ...
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Fischer:
Couldn't somebody have dreamt up a goddamn beach? | Couldn't someone have dreamt up a goddamn beach Huh
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Eames:
They come here every day to sleep?
Elderly Bald Man:
[towards Cobb]
No. They come to be woken up. The dream has become their reality. Who are you to say otherwise, son? | They come here every ...
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Ariadne:
You might have the rest of the team convinced to carry on with this job, but they don't know the truth.
Cobb:
Truth? What truth?
Ariadne:
The truth that at any minute, you might bring a fre...
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Mal:
You keep telling yourself what you know. But what do you believe? What do you feel?
Cobb:
Guilt. | You keep telling yourself what you know But what do you believe What do you feel
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Ariadne:
These aren't just dreams, these are memories and you said never to use memories! | These aren't just dreams These are memories And you said never to use memories
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Arthur:
You. What the hell was all that?
Cobb:
I have it under control.
Arthur:
I'd hate to see it out of control. | You What the hell was all that I have it under control I'd hate to see you out of...
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Eames:
Ah. So, this is your idea of losing a tail, huh?
Cobb:
Different tail. | Ah So this is your idea of losing a tail huh Different tail
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Ariadne:
Won't you tell me anything about this first?
Cobb:
Before I describe the job I have to know you can do it.
Ariadne:
Why?
Cobb:
It's not, strictly speaking, legal. | You're not gonna tell m...
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Arthur:
Cobb said you'd be back.
Ariadne:
I tried not to come, but...
Arthur:
But there's nothing quite like it.
Ariadne:
It's just... pure creation. | Cobb said you'd be back I tried not to come b...
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Ariadne:
Do you think you can just build a prison of memories to lock her in? Do you really think that that's gonna contain her? | Do you think you can just build a prison of memories to lock her in D...
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Mal:
Your world is not real! | ''Your world is not real.'' Simple little thought
that changes everything. So certain of your world. Of what's real.
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Cobb:
All right, we continue on with the job, and we do it as fast as possible, and we get out using the kick, just like before.
Eames:
Forget it. We go any deeper, we just raise the stakes. I am sit...
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Saito:
[Dying]
No room for tourists in these jobs. | No room for tourists on these jobs
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Arthur:
With the slightest disturbance, the dream's going to collapse. | One of the longest flights in the world He makes it every two weeks
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Cobb:
There's something you should know about me. About inception. | Listen there's something you should know about me About inception
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Ariadne:
Mind telling your subconscious to take it easy? | Jeez mind telling your subconscious to take it easy
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[Rose shows Jack her engagement ring]
Jack:
God! Look at that thing! You would've gone straight to the bottom. | God look at that thing You would have gone straight to the bottom
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[Loki awakens to find the Avengers staring down at him]
Loki:
If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now. | If it's all the same to you I'll have that drink now
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Steve Rogers:
What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki:
I'm not overly fond of what follows...
[Thor appears] | What's the matter Are you scared of a little lightning I'm not overly fon...
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Loki:
Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL!
[Loki stamps his scepter on the ground, causing a shockwave that intimidates the crowd into silence as they all kneel before him]
Loki:
Is not this simpler? Is ...
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Faceless Pilot:
Target acquired.
[Fires guns at Hulk]
Faceless Pilot:
Target engaged.
[as Hulk leaps toward airplane]
Faceless Pilot:
TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY! | Target acquired Target engaged
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Tony Stark:
That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did. | That man is playing Galaga He thought we wouldn't notice but we did
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Thor:
Where is the Tesseract?
Loki:
[laughs]
I missed you too.
Thor:
Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
Loki:
Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather h...
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[Stark suits up to chase Thor and Loki]
Steve Rogers:
Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark:
I have a plan: attack! | Stark we need a plan of attack I have a plan Attack
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Agent Phil Coulson:
[via phone]
Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark:
You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson:
This is urgent.
Tony Stark:
T...
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[Captain America puts on a parachute to go follow after Thor, Loki and Iron Man]
Natasha Romanoff:
I'd sit this one out, Cap.
Steve Rogers:
I don't see how I can.
Natasha Romanoff:
These guys come ...
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Pepper Potts:
Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark:
The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts:
I didn't know that either....
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Thor:
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Nick Fury:
Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up? | I thought humans were more evolved than this Excuse me did we come to your pl...
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Tony Stark:
[Covering his eye, looks around]
How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill:
He turns.
Tony Stark:
Sounds exhausting. | How does Fury even see these He turns Sounds exhausting
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Steve Rogers:
Stark, are you seeing any of this?
Tony Stark:
Seeing, still working on believing. | Stark are you seeing this Seeing Still working on believing
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Loki:
Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity
Tony Stark:
Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you.
Loki:
You should have left your armor on for that.
Tony Stark:
Yeah. It's seen a bi...
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Tony Stark:
[regaining consciousness]
What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Steve Rogers:
We won.
Tony Stark:
Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. L...
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Tony Stark:
You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.
[Stark points at the mini-arc reactor in his chest]
Tony Stark:
This stops it. This little c...
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Thor:
I have unfinished business with Loki.
Clint Barton:
Yeah? Get in line. | I have unfinished business with Loki Yeah Well get in line
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Loki:
How will your friends have time for me, when they're so busy fighting you?
[taps Stark with his scepter, but the Arc Reactor stops the effect]
Loki:
[tries again, with no success]
This usually...
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Stan Lee:
Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break! | Superheroes in New York Give me a break
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Steve Rogers:
Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner:
That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.
[Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan] | Dr Banner Now mi...
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[Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]
Bruce Banner:
So... this all seems horrible.
Black Widow:
I've seen worse.
Bruce Banner:
Sorry.
Black Wido...
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Tony Stark:
What else you got?
Clint Barton:
Well, Thor's taking on a squadron down on Sixth.
Tony Stark:
And he didn't invite me... | What else you got Thor is taking on a squadron down on Sixth An...
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Tony Stark:
JARVIS, have you heard the tale of Jonah?
Jarvis:
I wouldn't consider him a role model.
[Iron Man flies through a Leviathan] | Jarvis you ever hear the tale of Jonah I wouldn't consider ...
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Tony Stark:
I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts:
I was having 12% of a moment. | You know I thought we were having a moment I was having 12 of a moment
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Steve Rogers:
Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark:
Funny things are. | Is everything a joke to you Funny things are
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Steve Rogers:
Stark? We got him.
Tony Stark:
Banner...?
Steve Rogers:
Just like you said.
Tony Stark:
Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you.
[Stark in his Iron Man armor leads ...
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Steve Rogers:
When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.
Nick Fury:
We've made some mistakes along the way. Some, very recently.
Steve Rogers:...
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Pepper Potts:
Levels are holding steady... I think.
Tony Stark:
Of course they are, I was directly involved. Which brings me to my next question: how does it feel to be a genius?
Pepper Potts:
Well,...
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[Black Widow is flying a Quinjet, while a maskless Captain America and helmetless Iron Man stand in the back keeping an eye on Loki]
Steve Rogers:
I don't like it.
Tony Stark:
What? Rock of Ages giv...
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Steve Rogers:
Word is you can find the cube.
Bruce Banner:
Is that the only word on me?
Steve Rogers:
Only word I care about. | Word is you can find the Cube Is that the only word on me Only word I ...