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Kate Ryan:
28 years old, and I can tie a knot. I've never been anywhere.
Pete McKell:
Yeah, well, traveling's overrated. Trust me. | 28 years old and I can tie a knot Never been anywhere Yeah well tr...
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Russell:
Are you sure you want to be the last one across?
Pete McKell:
No, not really. | Sure you wanna be the last one across No not really
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[last lines]
Kate Ryan:
What did you think of the tour?
Pete McKell:
I was thinking I'm probably going to be spending more time at home.
Kate Ryan:
Thanks. | What did you think of the tour I think ...
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[after tour is disrupted by Neil]
Everett Kennedy:
We'd like to get on with our tour.
Neil:
Fuck me, it's John fucking Wayne! This is the tour, John. | We'd like to get on with our tour Bugger me lt...
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Neil:
What the fuck you gawkin' at at, four eyes?
Pete McKell:
I don't know. I got the brochure, but it didn't say anything about assholes. | What the fuck are you gawkin' at Four Eyes One I got the ...
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Pete McKell:
I just saw a man get eaten by a fucking crocodile. This is not what I do, alright. You know what I do? I write stupid articles about hotels, restaurants, and resorts. Not about the Austra...
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Pete McKell:
The tide is moving in quick and people are falling apart. We've got to do something. Now. | I know but the tide is moving in and people are falling apart
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Neil:
You're not as stupid as you look.
Pete McKell:
Yeah, you're not either. | You're not as stupid as you look Hopefully you're not either
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[first lines]
Pete McKell:
Hot as hell out there, huh? | Get 'em out of here Oh shit
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a man is standing in front of a body of water.
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Neil:
[after hearing Kate and the tourists yelling across the island to Neil and Collin for help, but they can't hear them]
What? I can't hear...
Collin:
[yelling across the boat]
HE CANNOT HEAR YOU!...
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Russell:
[after testing the boat radio to try and get a signal, but finding out it doesn't work, he storms onto the island]
No bloody radio! You got us stuck on this tiny little island with NO BLOODY ...
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Jill Erickson:
I want to have three kids right away.
Jeff Erickson:
Three kids, right away?
Jill Erickson:
Yeah. See, I have this theory that you need three kids to have a real family. That way the ...
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and looking at each other.
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Rhet:
A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong! | ao Brede ao Luiz Is not here a little dark for learning Yeah I can fix that Course Where are your s...
Scene Description:
a young girl smiles at the camera with a purple background.
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Rhet:
[singing]
I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT! | that I love and adore What dear what do you want me to say how'm just waiting to hear and...
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Richie Miller:
I took the liberty of ironing your homework. | I told you the moment of your life
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Madame Serena:
You have the power to make anything you want happen. | You have the power to be somebody everything you wish for
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Ms. Molloy:
The leads are Brad and... Kiki, Duncan will play the King, and Louise will be the assistant costume mistress! | uda e up for it and you will have two children
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Brad Powell:
Where are all your chairs? | Where are your seats Chairs
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Louise Miller:
[of the pizza Richie is preparing]
This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home.
Richie Miller:
I don't have to.
Louise Miller:
I am telling you, I don't wan...
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Richie Miller:
Nobody's comin' to your sweet sixteen party Louise. | It's a symbol of your power I have not even asked
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Louise Miller:
Can I make him love me? | Can I come with you tomorrow uve e
Scene Description:
two women sit at a table with a sign that says 15.
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Polly:
Look at how funky he is! | Look at it as funky
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Jane:
[reading]
The soul takes flight to the world that is eternal... invisible. But there arriving she is sure of bliss, and forever dwells in paradise. | The King has sent me to inform you that he i...
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[Witnessing the destruction of the Enterprise]
Kirk:
My God, Bones... what have I done?
McCoy:
What you had to do, what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live. | My god bones what ...
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Sarek:
Kirk, I thank you. What you have done is...
Kirk:
What I have done, I had to do.
Sarek:
But at what cost? Your ship. Your son.
Kirk:
If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul. | I ...
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Kirk:
[37:17]
How many fingers do I have up?
McCoy:
That's not very damn funny.
Kirk:
Your sense of humor's returned!
McCoy:
The hell it has! | How many fingers do I have up That's not very damn fu...
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Kirk:
Klingon bastard! You killed my son! | You klingon bastard you've killed my son
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[last lines]
Captain Spock:
My father says that you have been my friend. You came back for me.
Kirk:
You would have done the same for me.
Captain Spock:
Why would you do this?
Kirk:
Because the ne...
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[Kirk and party have commandeered Kruge's Bird-of-Prey]
Kirk:
[to Maltz]
You! Help us or die!
Maltz:
I do not deserve to live!
Kirk:
Fine, I'll kill you later!
[later, once safely in warp speed]
...
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Kirk:
[46:41]
Scotty, you're as good as your word.
Scotty:
Aye, sir. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
[giving McCoy a handful of computer chips]
Scotty:
...
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Kirk:
You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy:
That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost. | You're suffering from a vulcan mind meld doctor Tha...
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Kirk:
How much refit time 'til we can take her out again?
Scotty:
Eight weeks, sir. But ye don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ye in two.
Kirk:
Mr. Scott. Have you always multiplied your repai...
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[their first look at the USS Excelsior]
Uhura:
Would you look at that.
Kirk:
My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs.
Sulu:
She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
Sc...
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Scotty:
All systems automated and ready. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.
Kirk:
Thank you, Mr. Scott. I'll try not to take that personally. | As promised she's all yours sir All systems a...
Scene Description:
a man in a red suit is sitting in a room with a large screen that says star trek.
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Kirk:
You should take the Vulcan too.
Kruge:
No.
Kirk:
But why?
Kruge:
Because you wish it. | You should take the vulcan too No But why Because you wish it
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Captain Styles:
Ah, Mr. Scott. Calling it a night?
Scotty:
Uh, yes sir.
Captain Styles:
Turning in myself, looking forward to breaking some of the Enterprise's speed records tomorrow.
Scotty:
Ah, y...
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McCoy:
[to an unconscious Spock]
I'm gonna tell you something that I... never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've... missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again. | ...
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Torg:
[1:14:36]
[the Klingons have boarded the Enterprise only to find it is deserted]
Torg:
My lord, the ship appears to be deserted.
Kruge:
How can that be? They're hiding!
Torg:
Yes, sir. The s...
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Kruge:
[1:00:44]
I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman!
Saavik:
My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This planet ...
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McCoy:
[1:18:52]
Rapid aging. All genetic functions highly accelerated.
Kirk:
What about his mind?
McCoy:
His mind is a void. It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles.
Kirk:
Is there anythi...
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Kirk:
[stomping on Kruge]
I... have had... enough... of YOU!
[Kruge falls screaming into the lavascape below] | I have had enough of you
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[McCoy is informed of the danger of the transfusion]
McCoy:
I choose the danger.
[Kirk glances at McCoy]
McCoy:
[mutters to Kirk]
Hell of a time to ask... | I choose the danger Hell of a time to as...
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Vulcan High Priestess:
Sarek! Child of S'kon, child of So'kar! The body of your son breathes still. What is your wish?
Sarek:
I ask for fal tor pan: the refusion.
Vulcan High Priestess:
What you see...
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Sulu:
[33:08]
The word, sir?
Kirk:
The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
Sulu:
You can count our help, sir.
Kirk:
Thank you, Mr. Sulu, I'll need it.
Chekov:
Shall I alert Dr. McCoy?
Kirk:
...
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Kirk:
Klingon Commander, this is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet's surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an "unfortuna...
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Kirk:
Scan for vessels in pursuit.
McCoy:
[in Spock's voice and manner]
Scanning. Indications negative at this time.
[everyone stares at him]
McCoy:
[as himself]
Did I get it right?
Kirk:
Great, B...
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[Kirk finds McCoy in Spock's quarters]
McCoy:
Jim... help me. You left me... on Genesis... why did you do that? Help me...
Kirk:
Bones? What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
McCoy:
...
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Mr. Adventure:
Look at you. You're a twenty-year space veteran, yet you pick the worst duty station in town. I mean, look at this place. This is the hind end of space.
Uhura:
Peace and quiet appeals ...
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First Officer:
[42:42]
Yellow Alert! Captain to the bridge! Yellow Alert!
Captain Styles:
Bridge, this is the captain. How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?
First Officer:
Sir, someone is st...
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Kruge:
Take every last man, form a boarding party armed heavily.
Torg:
They outnumber us, my lord.
Kruge:
[shouts]
We are Klingons! Once you control the ship, we'll transfer our flag there and take ...
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Security Guard:
Make it quick, Admiral. They're moving him to the Federation funny farm.
Kirk:
[about McCoy]
Yes, poor friend. I hear he's fruity as a nutcake. | Make it quick admiral They're moving ...
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Captain Styles:
[on the comm speakers]
Kirk, you do this, you'll never sit in the Captain's chair again.
Kirk:
Warp speed. | If you do this you'll never sit in the captain's chair again Warp speed Ay...
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Sulu:
One minute to space doors.
McCoy:
Are you just gonna walk through them?
Kirk:
Calm yourself, Doctor. | One minute to spacedoors Are you just gonna walk through them Calm yourself doctor
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Kirk:
[1:08:12]
David, what went wrong?
David Marcus:
I went wrong.
Kirk:
I don't understand.
David Marcus:
I'm sorry, sir. Just don't surrender. Genesis doesn't work. I can't believe they'd kill u...
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Kruge:
Genesis, I want it!
Kirk:
Beam the Vulcan up, and we'll talk.
Kruge:
Give me what I want, and I'll consider it.
Kirk:
You fool, look around you! The planet's destroying itself!
Kruge:
Yes, ...
Scene Description:
a man standing in front of a tree trunk that has the word dead on it.
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Kirk:
Unit two, this is unit one. The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. Acknowledge.
Chekov:
[on communicator]
Message acknowledged. All units will be informed.
McCoy:
You're taking...
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Kirk:
How are we doing?
McCoy:
How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, Jim. "We" are doing fine. But I'd feel safer giving him one of my kidneys than what's scrambled in my brain....
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a man in a red shirt is talking to another man.
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Sarek:
You must bring them to Mount Seleyah, on Vulcan. Only there can both find peace.
Kirk:
What you ask... is difficult.
Sarek:
You will find a way, Kirk. If you honor them both, you must.
Kirk:...
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Captain Styles:
[about Kirk]
If he thinks he can get away with warp drive... he's really in for a shock.
[to his crew]
Captain Styles:
Prepare for warp speed! Stand by transwarp drive! | If he tries...
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[the Enterprise faces off against a cloaked Klingon Bird-of-Prey]
Kirk:
If my guess is right, she'll have to decloak before she can fire.
McCoy:
May all your guesses be right. | If my guess is right...
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[first lines]
[Spock's dying words, repeated from the previous film]
Captain Spock:
Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Kirk:
...the needs of the few.
Captain S...
Scene Description:
a man is touching a man's face with his hand.
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[the Enterprise is approaching the closed Spacedock doors]
Kirk:
And... *now*, Mr. Scott.
Scotty:
Sir?
Kirk:
The doors, Mr. Scott!
Scotty:
Aye, sir, I'm working on it! | Now Mr Scott Sir The doors...
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Sarek:
Forgive me, it is not here. I had assumed he mind-melded with you. It is the Vulcan way when the body's end is near.
Kirk:
We were separated. He couldn't touch me.
Sarek:
I see. Then, everyth...
Scene Description:
a man is talking to another man in a dark room.
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Kirk:
[gathers himself after David's murder]
Mr. Sulu, what is the crew compliment of a Bird-of-Prey?
Sulu:
About a dozen officers and men.
Kirk:
With some of them on the planet... I swear to you, w...
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Saavik:
[to David]
How many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done, and what is yet to come? | How many have paid the price for your impatience How ...
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Kirk:
USS Enterprise Captain's Personal Log: With most of our battle damage repaired we're almost home. Yet I feel uneasy and I wonder why? Perhaps it is the emptiness of this vessel. Most of our trai...
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Kirk:
Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk. Request security access. Computer, destruct sequence one: code 1-1-a.
Scotty:
Computer, Commander Montgomery Scott, chief engineering officer. Destruct ...
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Sulu:
Admiral, what's gonna happen to the Enterprise?
Kirk:
She's to be decommissioned.
Chekov:
Will we get another ship?
Kirk:
I can't get an answer. Starfleet is up to its brass in a galactic con...
Scene Description:
a man is toasting with another man.