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Tony Stark:
Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.
Steve Rogers:
You think Fury's hiding something?
Tony...

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Steve Rogers:
[about Coulson]
Was he married?
Tony Stark:
No. There was a, uh... cellist. I think.
Steve Rogers:
I'm sorry. He seemed like a good man.
Tony Stark:
He was an idiot.
Steve Rogers:
Wh...

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Steve Rogers:
You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton:
Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure. | Do you think you can hold them off Captain it would be my genuine pleasure

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Thor:
You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
Bruce Banner:
It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're... we're a time-bomb....

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Natasha Romanoff:
[on the phone]
Where is Barton now?
Agent Phil Coulson:
We don't know.
Natasha Romanoff:
But he's alive?
Agent Phil Coulson:
We think so. I'll brief you on everything when you get...

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The Other:
Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
[Thanos rises and smiles] | ...

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Tony Stark:
You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10 floors all R&D, you'd love it... it's candyland.
Bruce Banner:
Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke... Harlem. | You...

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Maria Hill:
When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark:
Last night. The packet. Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading? | Whe...

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Natasha Romanoff:
You want to think about removing yourself from this environment, Doctor?
Bruce Banner:
[chuckles]
I was in Calcutta, I was pretty well removed.
Natasha Romanoff:
Loki is manipulati...

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[last lines]

Maria Hill:
Sir, how does it work now? They've gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then?
Nick Fury:
They'll come b...

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Natasha Romanoff:
Doctor Banner... Bruce, you gotta fight it. This is just what Loki wants. We're gonna be okay. Listen to me. We're gonna be okay, right? I swear on my life I will get you out of this...

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Bruce Banner:
Should have got paid up front, Banner.
Natasha Romanoff:
[comes up behind him]
You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle.
Bruce B...

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Tony Stark:
You're good on this end. The rest is up to you.
Pepper Potts:
[on the other line]
You disconnected the transition lines? Are we off the grid?
Tony Stark:
Stark Tower is about to become a...

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Steve Rogers:
Have you got a suit?
Clint Barton:
Yeah.
Steve Rogers:
Then suit up. | You got a suit Yeah Then suit up

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Tony Stark:
[on the aircraft carrier]
Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails! | Raise the mizzenmast Jib the topsails

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Pepper Potts:
Come on in. We're celebrating.
Tony Stark:
Which is why he can't stay.
[flashes Coulson phony smile]

Agent Phil Coulson:
We need you to look this over as soon as possible.
Tony Stark...

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Nick Fury:
Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on. | Until such time as the world ends we will act as though it intends to spin on

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[Hawkeye is shooting arrow after arrow against the enemies, and reports to Iron Man:]

Clint Barton:
Stark? Got a lot of strays sniffing your tail.
Tony Stark:
Just trying to keep them off the street...

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[first lines]

The Other:
The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world. A human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And o...

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[Thor has his arms wrapped around Hulk's right arm and he is trying to fight back the Hulk's attack]

Thor:
We are not your enemies, Banner! Try to think!
[Hulk lifts his arm up, to Thor's surprise, ...

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[Fury is visiting an imprisoned Loki]

Nick Fury:
In case it's unclear, if you try to escape, you so much as scratch that glass...
[Fury hits a button on the machine and opens metal iris panels aroun...

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Thor:
You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark:
Ah... Shakespeare in the park?
Tony Stark:
[adopts a facetious English accent]
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? | You have no ide...

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Natasha Romanoff:
There was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon. Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?
Steve Rogers:
Trading ...

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Georgi Luchkov:
[After a thug has punched Natasha in the face during her interrogation]
This is not how I wanted this evening to go.
Natasha Romanoff:
I know how you wanted this evening to go. Believ...

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Tony Stark:
[reading the newspaper]
Iron Man. That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, t...

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Christine Everheart:
Mr. Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions?
Hogan:
[whispers to Stark]
She's cute.
Tony Stark:
[whispers to Hogan]
She's alright. ...

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Tony, you know that I would help you with anything, but I cannot help you if you're going to start all this again.
Tony Stark:
There is nothing except this. There's no art op...

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Tony Stark:
We gotta go. Come on, move with me. We got a plan, and we're going to stick to it.
Yinsen:
This was always the plan, Stark...
Tony Stark:
Come on, you're going to go see your family. Get...

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Tony Stark:
If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly ...

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Tony Stark:
I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. O...

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[repeated line]

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark:
Yes, that will be all, Miss. Potts. | Will that be all Mr stark Yes that will be all miss potts

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Tony Stark:
[as Pepper is walking down the stairs]
Hey. Ow,Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah.
Jarvis:
It is a tight fit sir.
Tony Stark:
Hey, Ah.
Jarvis:
Sir the more you struggle the more this is goin...

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
[to Tony]
You're all I have too, you know. | You're all I have too you know

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Tony Stark:
[a hole in his chest]
I just want you to reach in, and gently lift the wire out.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Is it safe?
Tony Stark:
Yeah. It should be fine. It's just like Operation, just ...

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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you.
Tony Stark:
I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I ...

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Trevor Slattery:
[being held at gunpoint]
You want something? Take it - though the guns are all fake, 'cause those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
Tony Stark:
...What?
Trevor Slattery:...

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Calvin Candie:
White cake?
Dr. King Schultz:
I don't go in for sweets, thank you.
Calvin Candie:
Are you brooding 'bout me getting the best of ya, huh?
Dr. King Schultz:
Actually, I was thinking of...

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Stephen:
I count six shots, nigger.
Django:
[pulls out a second revolver]
I count two guns, nigger. | I count six shots nigga' I count two guns nigga'

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[Django is hesitating to kill Smitty Bacall]

Dr. King Schultz:
[teasing]
Ooh. What happened to Mister "I Wanna Shoot White Folks For Money"?
Django:
His son's with him.
Dr. King Schultz:
Well, good...

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Dr. King Schultz:
I can't express the joy I felt conversing in my mother tongue. And Hildi is a charming conversation companion.
Calvin Candie:
Well, be careful now, Dr. Schultz. You might have caugh...

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Django:
[as Schultz prepares to pour the beer]
What kind of dentist are you?
Dr. King Schultz:
[smiles]
Ha!
[Schultz fills the beer glasses from the tap]

Dr. King Schultz:
Despite that cart, I have...

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Calvin Candie:
You enjoy that, boy - you've earned it.
Big Fred:
Yes, sir. | You enjoy that boy You've earned it Yessir

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Calvin Candie:
You do not have anything to drink. Can I get you a tasty refreshment?
Dr. King Schultz:
Yes! I'll have a beer.
Calvin Candie:
Wunderbar. Roscoe, a beer for the man with the beard and ...

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Dr. King Schultz:
[after Calvin Candie brings a box into his dining room and takes a human skull out of it]
Who is your little friend?
Calvin Candie:
This is Ben. He's a old Joe that lived around her...

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Dr. King Schultz:
Mister Candie, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, si...

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Big Daddy:
[instructing raiding party]
Now unless they start shooting first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whoop that nigger lover to death! And I am personally...

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Django:
You said in seventy-six years on this plantation, you've seen all manner of shit done to niggers but I notice... you didn't mention kneecapping.
[Django shoots Stephen in the kneecap]

Stephe...

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Stephen:
DJANGO! You uppity son of a b...
[Plantation blows up] | Shit Son of a bitch

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Django:
You don't wear a hat in the house, white man. Even I know that. | You don't wear a hat in the house white man Even I know that

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Sheriff Gus (Snowy Snow):
Why don't cha come in here outta the snowy snow and git yourself some coffee. We had a birthday yesterday and got some *cake*. Purty good. | Why don't you come in then out of...

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Django:
What you said was that, "This is my world. In my world you gotta get dirty." So, that's what I'm doin'. I'm gittin' dirty.
Dr. King Schultz:
Well, you're paraphrasing a tad, but, that was the...

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Calvin Candie:
Moguy, I want you to take care of my new boy, here. You find him a room with a soft bed and then you bring him up a pony to lick his pole. | Mr Moguy want you to take care of my new boy...

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Dr. King Schultz:
What's everybody starring at?
Django:
They ain't never seen no nigger on a horse before. | What's everybody staring at They ain't never seen no nigger on a horse before

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Dr. King Schultz:
[to Django after shooting Calvin]
I'm sorry...
[pause]

Dr. King Schultz:
I couldn't resist.
[Butch raises his gun and shoots at Schultz] | I'm sorry I couldn't resist

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Stephen:
They playin your ass for a fool, is what I'm talkin' bout. They ain't here for no muscle bound Jimmie, they here for that girl. | They playing your ass for a fool is what I'm talking about Th...

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U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum:
[the Marshall has arrived to confront Dr Schultz]
This is U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum.
Dr. King Schultz:
Wunderbar, Marshall! I have relieved myself of all weapons, and just as...

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[in a flashback, when Django is doing target practice]

Dr. King Schultz:
Do you know what they're going to call you? The "Fastest Gun in the South". | You know what they are going to call you The Fas...

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Calvin Candie:
[after selling Broomhilda to Django and Schultz]
Mr. Moguy!
Leonide Moguy:
Yes, Calvin?
Calvin Candie:
You make this gentlemen a receipt for $12,000, please.
[Candie stands up and ca...

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Django:
[after destroying the Candie plantation, approaches Broomhilda]
Hey, little troublemaker.
Broomhilda:
Hey, big troublemaker. | Hey Little Trouble Maker Hey Big Trouble Maker

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The LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee:
[to Django]
You're alright for a black fella! | Oi Eh you alright for a black fella Oh yeah

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Calvin Candie:
[the library doors open revealing Calvin Candie, Stephen is sifting his brandy]
What is the matter?
Stephen:
[swirling his brandy glass, looks up]
Them motherfuckers ain't here to buy ...

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Dr. King Schultz:
[after Django has shot through a bottle]
*That's* accurate. | That's accurate

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Tyler Durden:
[1:10:11]
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiti...

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Tyler Durden:
[1:04:02]
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. | It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

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Narrator:
[19:34]
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. | This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

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Narrator:
I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. | I found freedom Losing all hope was freedom

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Tyler Durden:
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. | Listen up maggots You are not special ...

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Narrator:
[34:11]
Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden:
C'mon, do me this one favor.
Narrator:
Why?
Tyler Durden:
Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never be...

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Tyler Durden:
[22:28]
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator:
So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden:
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breath...