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John Strode:
Enough of this Michael Myers bullshit! | Enough of this Michael Myers bullshit
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Beth:
We are not going to allow the powers that be tell us what to do anymore. For years Halloween represented everything wrong with Haddonfield, but Michael Myers is gone. There is no Boogeyman.
Bar...
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Kathy Whiting:
I was kind of happy, in a miserable kind of way.
Peter Whiting:
Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way? | I was I was kind of happy in a miserable kind of way and Is...
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Niven:
It's the kid from the spaceship. Get him off the car. | It's the kid from the spaceship Get him off the car
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[After Sam rescues Andrew by shooting him]
Andrew:
[musingly]
I can't believe you shot me.
Sam:
Well, what would you have done?
Andrew:
[nonchalant]
Oh, I'd have shot you, of course. | I can't beli...
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Sam:
So if the two of you are being shot at, which bullet do I take?
Andrew:
Why you must try for both, of course. | Oh I would have shot you of course
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Ronald:
It is the flower that most resembles the open lips of the vagina. What do you think?
Alex Weaver:
I don't know. You've probably seen more of them than I have. | that looks most like the open ...
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Alex Weaver:
Please, I need to go to the bathroom.
Mickey:
Gee, I dunno. What've you done for me lately?
Alex Weaver:
Please I need to pee, what do you want, me to go on the floor?
Mickey:
That ain...
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Alex Weaver:
I am an actress! I am a flat-chested, low-paid actress! I am a small-chested, well paid "working" actress! I am an actress! I am an actress! I am an actress! I am NOT a waitress! I am an ...
Scene Description:
a woman is looking in a mirror in a bathroom.
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Alex Weaver:
I am not the woman you think I am! | I'm not the woman you think I am
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Mr. Roarke:
The problem with having it all is that usually someone else wants it too. | I'm afraid the problem with having it all is usually other people want to take it
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Brax Weaver:
[to Roarke]
Back in college I lost a bet and got the dumbest ink ever.
[opens his shirt and reveals Tattoo tattooed on his chest] | Lost a bet had to get the dumbest ink ever
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Melanie Cole:
You guys high-five a lot?
Brax Weaver, J. D. Weaver:
All the time. | You guys high five a lot All the time All the time baby
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[first lines]
Sloane Maddison:
Help! | Please help me
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Sloane Maddison:
[to Melanie Cole]
Your fantasy was to ruin my life? | Your fantasy was to ruin my life
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Sloane Maddison:
You did all of this because of a couple of pranks?
Melanie Cole:
Pranks? You tortured me every single day for years.
Sloane Maddison:
Oh please. I teased you a little.
Melanie Cole...
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Claire:
We are, each of us, an eventual tragedy. | We are each of us an eventual tragedy
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Henry: The only measure of an action is its consequence. | The only measure of an action is its consequence
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Claire: We are defined by the choices we make. | We are defined by the choices we make
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[first lines]
Elizabeth:
[narrating]
I dreamt I would meet a brilliant man. I would steal his breath away. And he in turn would steal me away from everything ugly into a secret world of our own. | I ...
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Henry: You need to be more than a doctor to understand a person's mind. You need to be a saint. Or a prophet. | You need to be more than a doctor to understand a person's mind You need to be a saint...
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George Beard:
When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
George Beard, Harold Hutchins:
You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
Mr. Krupp:
...
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George Beard: Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself.
Professor Poopypants: Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem? | isn't that people laugh at y...
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George Beard:
[Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office]
Wow! That is an expensive door.
Mr. Krupp:
I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice. | Once again...
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Professor Poopypants: Hello! I was just, like, admiring the view from your... broken window, in the shape of a naked balding man! | I was just like admiring the view from your broken window It's in...
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Harold Hutchins: Captain Underpants... is that really you?
Captain Underpants: Let's see: Underpants? Check. Captain? Also check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants! | Captain Underpants Is that r...
Scene Description:
a scene from the movie the secret life of pets.
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Salazar:
[about Ben]
This shit is ridiculous. I mean, why Thriller over here ain't trying to eat us?
Sarah Bowman:
He's a vegetarian.
Salazar:
That's the best explanation you can come up with?
Sara...
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Salazar:
[takes machete]
This shit right here was made for me. Uh-huh. Whoo.
[raises machete in the air]
Salazar:
By the power of Grayskull. Yeah.
Sarah Bowman:
Okay. Stop fucking around and start ...
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Bud Crain:
Sweet spear.
Salazar:
You see a black man with a sharp stick and it's supposed to be a spear? | Sweet spear You see a black man with a sharp stick and it's supposed to be a spear
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Nina:
[about Doctor Logan]
Hey, what happened to Fuck-Face? | Hey what happened to Fuck Face
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Soldier:
Sir, my orders are to relay the information to you so you can pass it on to the public.
Paul - DJ:
This ain't about that flu thing, is it? So what the fuck is it about? You are going to talk...
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Sarah Bowman:
You don't have to worry. Nothing happens in this town anyway.
Bud Crain:
Yeah, it seems like a real shit hole. Where are we going anyway?
Sarah Bowman:
My house.
Bud Crain:
Oh, so you...
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Doctor Logan:
Great. A driver without keys and a soldier without bullets. It must be my fucking birthday. What's with you two?
Bud Crain:
You know what? It's complicated, okay, pal?
Sarah Bowman:
Ho...
Scene Description:
a woman in a military uniform stands in front of a stack of towels.
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Salazar:
[to Sarah as she runs over zombies]
That's what I'm talking about! Run their ass over! Now you're driving. | That's what I'm talking about Run their ass over Now you're driving
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Captain Rhodes:
Corporal, it's your orders to keep this shit-hole town - excuse me, *your* shit-hole town sealed off. | Let's go Please help me I'll help you Come on y'all
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Sarah Bowman:
[walking in on Trevor and Nina]
Nothing on TV? | Nothing on TV
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Sarah Bowman:
[to Trevor, after running over her zombiefied mother]
It's not her, not any more. | Trevor it wasn't her Not anymore
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Sarah Bowman:
How long has Mom been sick?
Trevor Bowman:
This morning. It's a cold. Everyone's got it. And when did you start caring?
Sarah Bowman:
Don't start with me.
Nina:
Kyle had it really bad...
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EVE:
Name?
WALL.E:
WALL-E.
EVE:
WALL-E?
[giggles]
EVE:
EVE.
WALL.E:
[attempting to pronounce it]
Eeee...
EVE:
EVE.
WALL.E:
Eeeee... aah.
EVE:
"EVE"! "EVE"!
WALL.E:
Eeeee... va?
[EVE giggles]...
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WALL.E:
[M-O has finished cleaning a severely damaged WALL-E, who strains to give a handshake]
WALL-E.
MO:
[M-O scrubs WALL-E's hand, then shakes it]
M-O.
[M-O reverts to his box form]
WALL.E:
[pau...
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John:
[WALL-E is looking for EVE and bumps into John, turning off his display]
What-what the?
[Notices WALL-E]
WALL.E:
[Introducing himself]
WALL-E!
John:
Uhh... John...
WALL.E:
EE-va?
John:
[Con...
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EVE:
[while floating in space, EVE takes the plant that WALL-E saved and puts it back inside her body]
WALL-E! Love you! | WALL E Over here Throw it
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Ancient One:
You can only heal the wounds of the flesh once you have healed the wounds of the soul. | You can only heal the wounds of the flesh once you have healed the wounds of the soul
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Dracula:
You know, I never felt this alive in a thousand years. | God knows how And uh hesaved us He's gonna die isn't he
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Dracula:
[indicating a pit filled with vampires feasting on their victims]
Be careful. They will bite. | Be careful They will bite
Scene Description:
a man is looking out of a window at night.
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Father Uffizi:
Tell me something. What does it mean "D.G?"
Luke:
Damaged goods. It was either that or Buffy. | Tell me something What does it mean D G Damaged goods It was either that or Buffy
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Father Uffizi:
He's awoken from death so many times. I wonder if he even remembers how he truly began.
Luke:
Well, do you know? I mean, how he began.
Father Uffizi:
It doesn't matter anymore. What m...
Scene Description:
a man with sunglasses and a jacket is driving a jeep.
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Luke:
Uffizi.
Father Uffizi:
What?
Luke:
You don't really look like an Uffizi. How did you get a name like that anyway?
Father Uffizi:
Came with the job.
Luke:
So, like if I get the same job, I ge...
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Dracula:
They are no dead here, just the fucked-up dead! | There are no dead here Just the fucked up dead
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Julia Hughes:
Is this your idea of seduction?
Dracula:
Seduction?
[grabs her by the throat]
Dracula:
I don't think so. | Is this your idea of seduction Seduction I don't think so
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Luke:
How come you never say his name?
Father Uffizi:
He has no name.
Luke:
Uh... then what's "Dracula?"
Father Uffizi:
A conceit. He keeps returning to it mostly because of the terror it inspires....
Scene Description:
a car with the driver's seat open and the driver's seat is visible.
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Lucy McLoughlin:
We're just dancing partners, okay? | Yeah we're just dancing partners okay
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Carlos Rega:
This club is shit. The money is shit. I hate this job. | This club is shit The money is shit I hate this job
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Spike:
Me, I'm gonna be a missionary. You know, like, uh, traveling around the world killing people for money. | Me I'm gonna be a missionary You know like uh traveling around the world killing people...
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Brother McBride:
Mitchell! You see that? You won't recognize it. It's called a goal. It belongs to the opposition. Fill it. | Mitchell You see that You won't recognize it It's called a goal It belongs...
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Sidney McLoughlin:
I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic - with cash. | You're on the United board I'm their worst nightmare A Catholic with cash
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Lucy McLoughlin:
You'll have to get the shirt sewn into your underpants. That'll stop you exposing yourself when you raise your arms.
Danny Mitchell:
I know just the man for the job. | You'll have to...
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Mrs. Burns:
Latin dancing is more than just technique. Show me emotion. Show me passion. Imagine that you're in love with each other. Now, then, excite me. Make me blush. | Latin dancing is more than ...
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Rudi Morelli:
That girl is premier division. You, you're third division - maybe second if you wash your hair. | That girl is Premier Division You you're Third Division Maybe Second if you wash your ha...
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Danny Mitchell:
Plans change. So can boyfriends. | Look Danny Oliver is my boyfriend okay
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Danny Mitchell:
[finally getting to work for a professional soccer team, swabbing out its locker room toilet]
Never looked like this in my dreams.
Sidney McLoughlin:
Nothin' ever does, son. | Never l...
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Rudi Morelli:
Wise up. There's plenty more fish in the batter. | Wise up There's plenty more fish in the batter
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Danny Mitchell:
You know, when I leave school, I'm gonna be playin' football. Football's not a matter of life and death. It's more important than that. What else would I do instead of football? There ...
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Mickey:
Danny, you've nothin' in common with her. She's a rich bitch; you're just a poor bastard. | Danny you've nothing in common with her She's a rich bitch You're just a poor bastard
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Sidney McLoughlin:
You know, I knew a fella once, dreamt of bein' a pro footballer, just like you. He had talent, just like you. Maybe even could have made it, but he'll never know, 'cause he was scar...
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Pterano:
If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's violence!
Rinkus:
Then why are you hitting me?
Pterano:
Right, make that two things. Violence and stupid questions!
[Hits Rinkus again] | If ...
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Cera's Dad:
[Angry with Cera for not telling him about Pterano]
Cera?
Cera:
I - I thought you might be angry.
Cera's Dad:
[In a gentle tone]
Angry, angry? Ooh, I'm not angry -
[In an angry tone]
C...
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[shows planets in space and Petrie starts to narrate]
Petrie:
A long, long time ago, when big dots in sky were even more shiny and great circle real smooth - not pockety like now. And whole world ver...