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Narrator:
[being embraced by Bob at the group therapy session for Testicular Cancer]
Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. | Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go ...

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Narrator:
He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]

Tyler Durden:
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator:
Apa...

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Tyler Durden:
Well you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living | You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living

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[after beating an 'applicant' with a broom]

Narrator:
I'm gonna go inside, and I'm gonna get a shovel. | I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel

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Inspector Bird:
[20:52]
The father must have been huge. See where te fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art. | The father must have been huge See where the fat burned to the seat...

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Marla Singer:
If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up... all night. | If I fall asleep I'm done for You're gonna have to keep me up all night

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Tyler Durden:
I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. | I say never be complete I say stop being perfect I say let's evolve Let the ch...

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Narrator:
[36:21]
I don't know how Tyler found that house but he said he had been there for a year. It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. Most of the windows were boarded up. There was no loc...

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[to the fleeing Raymond K. Hessel]

Tyler Durden:
Run, Forrest, run! | Run Forrest run

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Murray Franklin:
Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are riots out there! Two policemen are in critical condition...
[Joker starts to chuckle]

Murray Franklin:
...You'r...

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Arthur Fleck:
My mom died. I'm celebrating. | My mom died. I'm celebrating. Right. We heard. That's why we came by. We figured, you know, you
could use some cheering up.

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Arthur Fleck:
I feel like I know you... I've been watching you forever. | I feel like I know you I've been watching you forever

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Thomas Wayne:
Can I help you, pal?
Arthur Fleck:
I don't know what to say.
Thomas Wayne:
Do you want an autograph, or something?
Arthur Fleck:
No. My name is Arthur. Penny Fleck is my mother.
Thom...

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Dr. Stoner:
We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. We have all the paperwork, right here.
Young Penny:
That's not true. Thomas and I made him, so it stayed our secret.
Dr. Stoner:
You also stood...

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Arthur Fleck:
[Arthur's on the phone to Vaughn, after the gun that Randall had given for protection falls out of his pocket while he was entertaining at a children's hospital]
Arthur Fleck: Wait, plea...

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Hoyt Vaughn:
How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? | How the fuck do I know Why does anybody do anything

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[last lines]

May Parker:
[off-screen]
Who was it? Who hit you?
Peter Parker:
[fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark]
Some guy... so itchy man, God.
May Parker:
[off-screen]
What's "some guy...

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Everett K. Ross:
Meals at 8 and 5. Toilet privileges twice a day. Raise your voice, zap. Touch the glass, zap. You step outta line, you deal with me. Please, step outta line. | Meals at 8 and 5 Toilet...

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[Quill struggles to control the Infinity stone]

Gamora:
Peter, take my hand!
[Quill grabs her hand, and Drax and Rocket do the same]

Ronan:
You're mortal! How...
Peter Quill:
You said it yourself,...

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[Groot grows a cocoon of branches to cover his friends]

Rocket Raccoon:
No, Groot! You can't! You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?
[Groot uses a thin branch to wipe away Rocket's tears]

Groot:
...

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Gamora:
I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery! | - No!
- What the hell? I know who you are, Peter Quill! And I am not some...

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Gandalf:
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound. | I will draw you Saruman as poison is drawn from a wound

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[Aragorn tosses Sam over a gap, and then sets his eyes on Gimli]

Gimli:
Nobody tosses a Dwarf.
[Gimli leaps, but is balancing off the edge, so Legolas grabs his beard]

Gimli:
Not the beard! | Nobod...

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Aragorn:
I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Boromir:
Our people, our people. I would have followed you, my brother...

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Boromir:
My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose faith. He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor restored. Have you ever se...

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Boromir:
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland...

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Gandalf:
[to Frodo]
Keep it secret. Keep it safe. | Keep it secret Keep it safe

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Bilbo:
[to his party guests]
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. | I don't know half of you half as well as I should l...

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Gimli:
Well, here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
[Elves suddenly appear, covering them with arrows at point-blank range]

Haldir:
The Dwarf ...

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Frodo:
What do you want?
Aragorn:
A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo:
I carry nothing.
Aragorn:
Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely,...

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Gandalf:
You shall not pass! | You shall not pass

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Gandalf:
My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you. | My dear Frodo...

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Saruman:
We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf:
Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness? | We must join with h...

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Gimli:
Not the beard! | Not the beard

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[Sam bashes Goblins with his frying pan]

Sam:
Think I'm gettin' the hang of this! | I think I'm getting the hang of this

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Boromir:
They have a cave Troll. | They have a cave troll

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[an ominous roar is heard, and fire illuminates the hall of Moria]

Boromir:
What is this new devilry?
Gandalf:
A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! | What is t...

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[Bilbo enters his house, satisfied because of his escape from his own birtday party]

Gandalf:
I suppose you think that was terribly clever. | I suppose you think that was terribly clever

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Frodo:
I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it. | Then I know what I must do It's just I'm afraid to do it

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[the Fellowship members are startled, upon seeing Moria is full of dead Dwarves]

Boromir:
This is no mine. It's a tomb. | This is no mine It's a tomb

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[Arwen sneaks up to Aragorn]

Arwen:
What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard? | What's this A Ranger caught off his guard

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Bilbo:
[answering the knocking on his door]
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.
Gandalf:
[from outside]
And what about very old friends? | No thank you...

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Arwen:
Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
Aragorn:
The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
Arwen:
Your time will come....

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Gandalf:
I think there's more to this Hobbit than meets the eye. | I think there's more to this Hobbit than meets the eye

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Gimli:
[upon entering Moria]
Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. | Soon Master Elf you will enjoy the fabled hospit...

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Gimli:
If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around. | If anyone was to ask for my opinion which I note they're not I'd say we were taking ...

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Galadriel:
[to Fellowship]
The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. | The quest stands upon the ...

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Gandalf:
[to Saruman]
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.
Saruman:
So you have chosen... death. | There is only one Lord of the Ring...

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Gandalf:
[running from the Balrog]
Lead them on, Aragorn. The bridge is near. Do as I say! Swords are no more use here! | Lead them on Aragorn The bridge is near Do as I say Swords are no more use her...

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Bilbo:
I've thought of an ending for my book - "And he lived happily ever after... to the end of his days." | I've thought up an ending for my book And he lived happily ever after to the end of his da...

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Saruman:
[to Gandalf]
I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain! | I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly but you have elected the way of pain

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[Gandalf touches the stone surface of the walls of Moria]

Gandalf:
Now, let's see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight.
[moonlight shines on the wall, and the doors are revealed]

Ga...

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Elrond:
Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin:
Great! Where are we going? | Nine companions So be it You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring Great Where are we go...

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Saruman:
The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
Gandalf:
The Nine?
Saruman:
They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer's Eve, disguised ...

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Bilbo:
[to Frodo]
I am sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry that... you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything. | I'm sorry I brought this upon you my boy I'm sorry that you must...

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[Frodo wanders in the woods. Boromir comes up behind him, gathering wood]

Boromir:
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do...

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Merry:
That black rider was looking for something. Or someone. Frodo? | That Black Rider was looking for something Or someone

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Boromir:
The world of Men will fall, and all will come to darkness, my city to ruin.
Aragorn:
I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor ou...

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[before his 111th birthday party]

Bilbo:
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember. | Gandalf my old friend this will be a night to remember

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[after falling down a hill]

Merry:
I think I've broken something.
[pulls out a broken carrot] | I think I've broken something

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Sam:
[sees the walls of Moria]
There's an eye-opener, and no mistake. | There's an eye opener and no mistake

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Frodo:
I miss the Shire. I spent all my life pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures. But my own adventure turned out to be quite different. I'm not like you, Bilb...

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Elrond:
There's no strength left in the world of Men. | There's no strength left in the world of Men

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[the Fellowship is walking through Lothlorien]

Gimli:
They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf witch of terrible power. All who look upon her fall under her spell... and are never...

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Aragorn:
[to Arwen]
Ride hard, don't look back. | ride hard Don't look back

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Gandalf:
To the bridge of Khazad-dum. | To the Bridge of Khazad dum

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Gandalf:
[in the archives of Minas Tirith]
"The year 3434 of the Second Age. Here follows the account of Isildur, High King of Gondor, and the finding of the ring of power. 'It has come to me. The One...

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[Frodo has been stabbed by a Morgul-blade]

Pippin:
Is he going to die?
Aragorn:
He is passing into the Shadow World. He'll soon become a wraith like them. | Is he going to die He's passing into the ...

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Saruman:
The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth. | The power of Isengard is at your command Sauron Lord of the Earth