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Tony Stark:
There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everheart:
I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly exp...
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Tony Stark:
[recording a log as he tests his rocket boots]
Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety.
[turns to robot]
Tony Stark:
If you douse m...
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
[after Stark's one night stand with Christine]
I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you any...
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Tony Stark:
What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
As a matter of fact, I do.
Tony Stark:
I don't like it when you have plans.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
I'...
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
[walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit]
What is going on here?
Tony Stark:
Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing...
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[Stark and Potts carry out an arc reactor transplant]
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Don't ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!
Tony Stark:
I don't have anyone but you. | Don't e...
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Tony Stark:
Pepper, uh, how big are your hands?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
What?
Tony Stark:
How big are your hands?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
I don't understand why...
Tony Stark:
Get down here. I n...
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[Tony emerges from the cave wearing the Mark I armour. The terrorists yell and open fire, but their bullets just bounce off the suit. Eventually they stop shooting]
Tony Stark:
My turn.
[unleashes h...
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Tony Stark:
This looks important!
[rips out Iron Monger's optic cables] | This looks important
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[as he lies dying, Dummy hands Stark the Mark I arc reactor]
Tony Stark:
Good boy... | Good boy
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[after testing the suit's capabilities]
Tony Stark:
Yeah, I can fly. | Yeah I can fly
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Agent Phil Coulson:
I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
That's quite a mouthful.
Agent Phil Coulson:
I know....
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Obadiah Stane:
[to Stark]
When I ordered the hit on you, I was worried that I was killing the golden goose. But, you see, it was just fate that you survived it, leaving one last golden egg to give. Yo...
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Blonde Girl:
Tony! Remember me?
Tony Stark:
[walking by]
Sure don't. | Hey Tony remember me Sure don't
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
[upon seeing Stark wearing a machine around his arm]
I thought you said you were done making weapons?
Tony Stark:
It isn't. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harml...
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Tony Stark:
[toasting after giving a weapon's demonstration]
To Peace. | To peace
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Obadiah Stane:
How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it! | How ironic Tony Trying to rid the world of weapons you gav...
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
You are supposed to be halfway around the world by now.
Tony Stark:
How'd she take it?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Like a champ.
Tony Stark:
Why are you trying to hustle me ou...
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Raza:
[a side of his face scarred]
Compliments of Tony Stark.
Obadiah Stane:
If you'd killed him when you were supposed to, you'd still have a face. | Compliments of Tony Stark If you'd killed him wh...
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Yinsen:
That doesn't look like the Jericho missile.
Tony Stark:
That's because it is a miniaturized arc reactor. I've got a big one powering my factory at home.
Yinsen:
What will it generate?
Tony ...
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Rhodey:
Hey Tony.
Tony Stark:
I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there. | Hey Tony I'm sorry this is the fun vee The hum drum vee is back there
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Rhodey:
[answering his phone during the attack on Iron Man]
Hello.
Tony Stark:
Hi, Rhodey, its me.
Rhodey:
It's who?
Tony Stark:
Oh, I'm sorry, it is ME. You asked. What your asking about, it's me....
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Rhodey:
[talking over phone]
What the hell is that noise?
Tony Stark:
I'm driving with the top down.
Rhodey:
Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark:
Funny how that works, huh?
Rhodey:
Yeah. ...
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[the Iron Monger lifts a car with a family in it]
Obadiah Stane:
I love this suit!
Tony Stark:
Put 'em down!
Obadiah Stane:
Collateral damage, Tony! | I love this suit Put them down Collateral dama...
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[Iron Monger breaks out of the building]
Iron Monger:
Where do you think you're going?
[aims a blaster at Pepper]
Iron Monger:
Your services are no longer required. | Where do you think you're goin...
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Rhodey:
[upon rescuing Stark]
How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, okay? | How was the fun vee Next time you ride with me okay
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
I would like a vodka martini, please.
Tony Stark:
Okay.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
Very dry, with olives, a lot of olives. Like, at least three olives.
Tony Stark:
[to barten...
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Major Allen:
Mark your position and return to base.
Viper 1:
Roger that, Ballroom.
[Whiplash Two rolls, One's pilot sees Iron Man clinging to its belly]
Viper 1:
On your belly! It looks like a man!...
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Charles Xavier:
You know, Logan... this is what life looks like. A home, people who love each other. Safe place. You should take a moment and feel it. | You know Logan this is what life looks like A h...
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Logan:
Who the fuck are you?
Donald Pierce:
You know, you got some buckshot on your door. I hear you was in Phoenix. But then last night some friends of mine in Texas HP called, told me they found th...
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Logan:
[shows Laura the X-Men comics he found in her backpack]
You read these in your spare time?
[to Charles]
Logan:
Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan.
[to Laura]
Logan:
You do know...
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Donald Pierce:
Jesus, Wolverine, seeing you like this just breaks my damn heart.
Logan:
As soon as I rip it out of your chest, fuck-stick. | Jesus Wolverine seeing you like this just breaks my damn h...
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Charles Xavier:
Logan.
Logan:
I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna hear it anymore.
Charles Xavier:
Logan.
Logan:
Just stop!
Charles Xavier:
I have to pee. | I don't want to talk about it I ...
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[Logan kicks the unconscious Pierce onto his back; Caliban approaches them and removes his goggles]
Caliban:
Looks like ex-military. Bounty hunter, maybe?
Logan:
Worse.
[Logan hands Caliban Pierce'...
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Donald Pierce:
[after shooting Rictor in the leg]
I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby. | I want you to breathe It's just a flesh wound baby
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Charles Xavier:
In a pride of lions, the female is both hunter and caregiver. | In a pride of lions the female is both hunter and caregiver
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Dr. Rice:
[to a nurse who is making a birthday party for a mutant]
Maria, we do not dress them up for Halloween. We do not call them "honey" or kiss boo-boos. Don't think of them as children. Think of...
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Jackson:
[after X-24 reveals his claws]
What in high...
[X-24 slices his head off] | What in high
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Rhodey:
You need me to do anything else?
Tony Stark:
Keep the skies clear. | You need me to do anything else Keep the skies clear
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[accidentally burning his restored car collection by hovering above them]
Tony Stark:
Okay, this is where I don't want to be. | Okay this is where I don't want to be
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
[about Stark's old arc reactor]
What do you want me to do with this?
Tony Stark:
That? Destroy it. Incinerate it.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts:
You don't want to keep it?
Tony S...
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Jarvis:
Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Tony Stark:
Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis:
With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...
Tony Stark:
I know the math! Do it!...
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Agent Phil Coulson:
This isn't my first rodeo, Mr. Stark. | This isn't my first rodeo Mr Stark
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[an Air Force base prepares to scramble fighters when Iron Man appears on the radar again. Rhodey appears and hangs up the phone]
Rhodey:
Not necessary, people. Just a training exercise. | Not necess...
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Tony Stark:
I think you got a lot of my weapons. | I think you got a lot of my weapons
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Rhodey:
The future of air combat... Is it manned, or unmanned? I'll tell you in my experience, no unmanned aerial vehicle will ever trump a pilot's instinct. | The future of air combat Is it manned or...
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Charles Xavier:
Two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. She's 11, I'm fucking 90... | Two days on the road only one meal and hardly any sleep She's 11 I'm fucking 90
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[Laura pulls out the envelope with the coordinates to Eden]
Laura:
Jonah, Gideon, Rebecca, Delilah, Rictor. North Dakota.
Logan:
What?
Laura:
North Dakota, por favor.
[Logan tries to grab the enve...
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Logan:
[to the valet after parking the battered limousine]
Hey, keep it out front. Alright? | Hey keep it out front all right
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Donald Pierce:
See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced. | You're not the only one that's been enhanced
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Charles Xavier:
[reciting manically while rolling away]
The new Quesalupa from Taco Bell! Get it with chicken! Get it with steak! And with the cheese baked right in the shell, it's the next big thing!...
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Donald Pierce:
[to Logan]
I'm a fan, by the way. | I'm a fan by the way
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Donald Pierce:
[unleashes the X-24 against Logan]
Showtime, boy! | Showtime boy
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Ugluk:
[after beheading an insubordinate Orc attempting to eat Merry and Pippin]
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! | Looks like meat's back on the menu boys
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Gimli:
It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.
Aragorn:
[whispering to Eowyn]
It's the beards.
G...
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Rocket Raccoon:
You speak Groot?
Thor:
Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective. | You speak Groot Yes they taught it on Asgard It was an elective
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[Wong saves Stark]
Tony Stark:
Wong, you're invited to my wedding. | Wong you're invited to my wedding
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Bus Driver:
What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before? | What's the matter with you kids You never seen a spaceship before
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Okoye:
When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa:
What did you imagine?
Okoye:
The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks. | When you sai...
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Ebony Maw:
Hear me... and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... No. It is salvation... Universal scales, tipped toward balance bec...
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Peter Parker:
[sees Mantis]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me! | Whoa whoa whoa Please don't put your eggs in me
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Thanos:
How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper):
A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a ...
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Rocket Raccoon:
Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.
[gives Thor an eyeball]
Thor:
What's this?
Rocket Raccoon:
What's it look like? S...
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Dr. Stephen Strange:
[to Stark]
If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die. | if it comes to saving you or the kid or the Time Stone I will ...
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Peter Parker:
[Hanging on outside of the Q-ship in Space]
Oh My God! I should've stayed on the bus! | Oh my God I shoulda stayed on the bus
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Thanos:
[to Gamora]
You're strong. Me, the generous... me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it. | You're strong Me You're generous Me But I never taught you to lie That's why...
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Peter Quill:
I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face. | I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face