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KAREN: You should tell her how you feel.
You flake. You are lucky we won. | KAREN: You should tell her how you feel.
You flake. You are lucky we won.
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I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
Like, what is going on with you? | I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
Like, what is going on with you?
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(MUSIC) LIZ: Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
Come on, let's go. | (MUSIC) LIZ: Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
Come on, let's go.
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Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off. | Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off.
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I cannot take this anymore.
I got to... I gotta get out of here. | I cannot take this anymore.
I got to... I gotta get out of here.
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They must have hijacked the truck
and taken me to their evil lair. | They must have hijacked the truck
and taken me to their evil lair.
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Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
calling you "suit lady," you know? | Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
calling you "suit lady," you know?
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Hey. Looks like they got
some good stuff here. | Hey. Looks like they got
some good stuff here.
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Detecting three individuals. PETER: (WHISPERING) Why is their secret
lair in a gas station? That's so lame. | Detecting three individuals. PETER:
...um, a rebellious group activity the day
before competition is good for morale. | ...um, a rebellious group activity the day
before competition is good for morale.
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(PHONE BUZZING) What is the current standard unit of...?
Can I take this real quick? | (PHONE BUZZING) What is the current standard unit of...?
Can I take this real quick?
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...I gotta follow these guys to their boss
before they move again... | ...I gotta follow these guys to their boss
before they move again...
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It's no big deal.
Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. | It's no big deal.
Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.
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All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. | All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.
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Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
Why? | Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
Why?
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"Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. | "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.
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I was hoping to get in some protesting
in front of an embassy before dinner. | I was hoping to get in some protesting
in front of an embassy before dinner.
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I just want to thank you
for letting me be part of your journey... | I just want to thank you
for letting me be part of your journey...
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That's an inductive charging plate.
That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. | That's an inductive charging plate.
That's what I use to charge my toothbrush.
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...maybe your wife would like to know
where you really get your money from. | ...maybe your wife would like to know
where you really get your money from.
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Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
and find that weapon he lost. | Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
and find that weapon he lost.
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Whoever's making these weapons
is combining alien tech with ours. | Whoever's making these weapons
is combining alien tech with ours.
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That is literally the coolest sentence
anyone has ever said. | That is literally the coolest sentence
anyone has ever said.
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If you bring Damage Control or
the Avengers down here, we're through. | If you bring Damage Control or
the Avengers down here, we're through.
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I built this whole place
because I got people I have to look after. | I built this whole place
because I got people I have to look after.
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How many times have I told you
not to fire them out in the open? | How many times have I told you
not to fire them out in the open?
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"I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
What is this, pro wrestling? | "I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
What is this, pro wrestling?
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Your wife keeps texting you.
Something about a brake light. | Your wife keeps texting you.
Something about a brake light.
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I finished designing
that high-altitude vacuum seal. | I finished designing
that high-altitude vacuum seal.
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FLASH: When I say "penis," you say "Parker." Penis!
ALL: Parker! | FLASH: When I say "penis," you say "Parker." Penis!
ALL: Parker!
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You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about college. | You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about college.
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Actually, I was calling to say
maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. | Actually, I was calling to say
maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.
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"Stay close to the ground"?
What is he talking about? | "Stay close to the ground"?
What is he talking about?
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...and picked me up, and took me up
like a thousand feet and just dropped me. | ...and picked me up, and took me up
like a thousand feet and just dropped me.
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The guy with wings is the source
of the weapons. I gotta take him down. | The guy with wings is the source
of the weapons. I gotta take him down.
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And then he just, like,
swooped down like a monster... | And then he just, like,
swooped down like a monster...
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I need something to stick up somebody.
I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. | I need something to stick up somebody.
I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.
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(MUSIC) Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
at somebody, shoot at me. | (MUSIC) Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
at somebody, shoot at me.
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(PANTING) We gotta call him.
No, no, no. | (PANTING) We gotta call him.
No, no, no.
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Look, times are changing. We're the only
ones selling these high-tech weapons. | Look, times are changing. We're the only
ones selling these high-tech weapons.
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Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. | Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia.
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(ALL LAUGH) That's not Spider-Man.
That's just Ned in a red shirt. | (ALL LAUGH) That's not Spider-Man.
That's just Ned in a red shirt.
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I wanted something low-key.
Why are you trying to upsell me, man? | I wanted something low-key.
Why are you trying to upsell me, man?
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...say you guys are tight, and I get
a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. | ...say you guys are tight, and I get
a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.
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...trying to fit in with all the changes
your body's going through. | ...trying to fit in with all the changes
your body's going through.
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If any one of us has a chance
with a senior girl, it's you. | If any one of us has a chance
with a senior girl, it's you.
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Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
You're more than welcome to come. | Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
You're more than welcome to come.
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Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
but I have to show these videos. | Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
but I have to show these videos.
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I could be your guy in the chair.
I don't need a guy in the chair. | I could be your guy in the chair.
I don't need a guy in the chair.
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Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
What? | Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
What?
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Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... | Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor...
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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed... What does he have you doing? | NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
Delmar's Sandwiches was destr...
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...and just shoot it as far as I could...
Shut up, Ned. | ...and just shoot it as far as I could...
Shut up, Ned.
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If she finds out people try and kill me
every night, she won't let me do this. | If she finds out people try and kill me
every night, she won't let me do this.
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How many times do I have to say "larb"
before you talk to me? | How many times do I have to say "larb"
before you talk to me?
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I have to tell you,
not a fan of that Tony Stark. | I have to tell you,
not a fan of that Tony Stark.
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I'm just stressed.
The internship, and I'm tired. | I'm just stressed.
The internship, and I'm tired.
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How do you do this
and the Stark internship? | How do you do this
and the Stark internship?
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(WHISPERING) Tony Stark
made you that? Are you an Avenger? | (WHISPERING) Tony Stark
made you that? Are you an Avenger?
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Tony sold Avengers Tower.
We're relocating to a new facility upstate... | Tony sold Avengers Tower.
We're relocating to a new facility upstate...
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Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?
Stay away from anything dangerous. | Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?
Stay away from anything dangerous.
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...where hopefully cell service is worse.
But what about me? | ...where hopefully cell service is worse.
But what about me?
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...for ATM robberies...
Yeah, but... ...or the notes you leave.
I have moving day to worry about. | ...for ATM robberies...
Yeah, but... ...or the notes you leave.
I have moving day to worry ab...
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You know? Just curious
when the next real mission's gonna be. | You know? Just curious
when the next real mission's gonna be.
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Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? | Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?
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Gandalf: All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you. | All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
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Frodo Baggins: Remember what Bilbo used to say. "It's a dangerous business..."
Bilbo Baggins: [voice-over] ... Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, ther...
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T'Challa: If you were not so stubborn, you would make a great Queen.
Nakia: I would make a great Queen because I am so stubborn.
T'Challa: Ah! So you admit it, huh?
Nakia: [catching herself] If! If th...
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Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? | Why spiders Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies