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Thanos:
[Thanos prevents a blow from Doctor Strange]
You're full of tricks, wizard. | You're full of tricks wizard
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Tony Stark:
You throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it.
Thanos:
Stark!
Tony Stark:
You know me?
Thanos:
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark:
My only curse is you. | You ...
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Peter Quill:
Let her go, Grimace! | Let her go Grimace
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Spider-Man:
[after arriving on Titan]
Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Iron Man:
I do not want another single pop culture ...
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[Nebula appears to fight Thanos]
Thanos:
Well, well.
Nebula:
You should have killed me.
Thanos:
Would have been a waste of parts! | Well well You should've killed me It would've been a waste of par...
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Natasha Romanoff:
We don't want to kill you, but we will
Proxima Midnight:
You'll never get the chance again | We don't wanna kill you but we will You'll never get the chance again
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Ebony Maw:
In all the time I have served Thanos, I have never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on time, with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there will be...
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Tony Stark:
Tell me his name again.
Bus Driver:
Thanos. He's a plague Tony, he invades planets, he takes what it wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki!... the attack on New York, that...
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Tony Stark:
[after Strange gives Thanos the Time Stone]
Why did you do that?
Dr. Stephen Strange:
We're in the end game, now. | Why would you do that We're in the endgame now
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Nebula:
[contacting the Guardians]
Mantis, listen very carefully. I need you to meet me on Titan. | Mantis listen very carefully I need you to meet me on Titan
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Dr. Stephen Strange:
[gets erased]
TONY, There was no other way . | There was no other way
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[the Guardians bring Thor aboard]
Peter Quill:
How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax:
He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill:
I'm muscul...
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Thor:
There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughte...
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Drax:
[about Thor]
It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel. | It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel
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Thanos:
[to Thor]
You should have gone for the head. | You should have gone for the head
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Loki:
If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos:
Well, if you consider failure experience.
Loki:
I consider *experience* experience. | If ...
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Tony Stark:
I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here. | I'm sorry Earth is closed today You better pack it up and get outta here
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Thanos:
Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all | Today I lost more than you can know But now is no time to mourn Now is no time at all
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Peter Parker:
You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.
[pause]
Peter Parker:
Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say. | You can't ...
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Bruce Banner:
Thanos has the biggest army in the universe. And he is not gonna stop until he... he gets... Vision's stone.
Natasha Romanoff:
Well, then we have to protect it.
Vision:
No, we have to ...
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Tony Stark:
Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner:
Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that...
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Thanos:
The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange:
You will find our will equal to your own! | The hardest choices require the strongest wills I think you'll find our will e...
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Rocket Raccoon:
Come and get some, space dogs! | Come and get some space dogs
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Nebula:
He did it. | He did it
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[Cap, Widow, and Falcon have arrived to defend Vision from the Black Order. Falcon air-tackles Proxima Midnight into the next room. He then fires mini-rockets at Corvus Glaive, who deflects them. Cap...
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Thanos:
[after Scarlet Witch destroys Vision]
I understand, my child. Better than anyone.
Scarlet Witch:
[bitterly]
You could never.
[Thano bends down and gently strokes her head] | I understand my ...
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Thanos:
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right... yet to fail, nonetheless.
Thanos:
It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. But I ask you, to what end? Dread it, r...
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Rocket Raccoon:
[fighting Thanos' forces in Wakanda]
Come and get some, space dogs!
[as more Outriders approach them, Bucky picks up Rocket and swings him around, both of them firing their weapons]
...
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Peter Parker:
Uhh, Mr. Stark? I'm being beamed up! | Uh Mr Stark I'm being beamed up
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Vision:
The blade. It stopped me from phasing.
Wanda Maximoff:
Is that even possible?
Vision:
It isn't supposed to be. My systems are failing. I'm beginning to think... we should have stayed in bed....
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Thor:
[after Loki reveals the Tesseract]
You really are the worst brother.
Loki:
[approaches Thanos]
I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos:
[chuckles]
Your optimism is mispla...
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Dr. Stephen Strange:
Under no circumstances can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand...
Tony Stark:
What?
Dr. Stephen Strange:
...what's at stake here.
Tony Stark:
...
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Peter Quill:
Look, this is my ship. And I'm not going to... wait, what kind of... w-what kind of weapon are talkin' about here?
Thor:
The Thanos-killing kind.
Peter Quill:
Don't you think that we sh...
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Peter Parker:
[Tony saves Peter by sending him the 17:A suit from the Avengers Heartquarters to space]
Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here! | Mr Stark it smells like a new car in here
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Pius Thicknesse:
[after the fifth Horcrux has been destroyed]
My Lord...
Lord Voldemort:
AVADA KEDAVRA!
[Pius dies]
Lord Voldemort:
Come, Nagini, I need to keep you safe. | My Lord Avada Kedavra Co...
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[after Voldemort's death, and the war was over, Harry stands over the broken bridge gazing at the deep abyss holding the Elder Wand]
Hermione Granger:
[about Voldemort]
Why didn't it work for him, th...
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Hermione Granger:
[Disguised as Bellatrix Lestrange, addressing a Death Eater]
Good morning!
Griphook:
Good morning? You're Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewey-eyed schoolgirl! | GRIPHOOK Good mornin...
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Thanos:
Stark.
Tony Stark:
You know me?
Thanos:
I do. You're not the only cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark:
My only curse is you. | You know me I do You're not the only one cursed with knowledge M...
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Steve Rogers:
[talking to Thor on the battlefield]
New haircut?
Thor:
Noticed you've copied my beard.
[Groot impales several Outriders with his arm]
Thor:
Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, ...
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Luna Lovegood:
Harry, wait, I need to talk to you.
Harry Potter:
I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, Luna.
Luna Lovegood:
You won't find it where you're going, you're wasting your time.
Harry Pott...
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Professor Severus Snape:
No! Don't kill me!
Professor Albus Dumbledore:
The prophecy did not refer to a women. It spoke of a boy born at the end of July.
Professor Severus Snape:
Yes but, he thinks ...
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Harry Potter:
You were right. When you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you!
Lord Voldemort:
I killed Snape!
Harry Potter:
But what if that wand never belonged to ...
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[after using a spell to mend Harry's broken arm, Lockhart inadvertently removes all the bones in it]
Gilderoy Lockhart:
Ah... yes, well, that can sometimes happen. Um, but, uh, the point is, uh, you ...
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[Tom watches wizards carry a dead student away]
Dumbledore:
Riddle. Come.
Tom Marvolo Riddle:
[looks upstairs and sees Dumbledore, who is fifty years younger]
Professor Dumbledore.
Harry:
Dumbledor...
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Hermione:
Ron, you spoiled everything! | They get scary when they get older Ron you spoiled everything
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Neville:
What's wrong, Harry? You seem a little tense!
Harry:
[through teeth]
Do I? | You seem a little tense Harry Do I
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Hermione:
Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like... *real* wizard's chess, do you?
Ron:
[looks around]
You there, D5!
[one of the giant black pawns crosses the board, the white pawn smashes...
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Professor McGonagall:
[as a cat]
Mraow!
Dumbledore:
I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
[Professor McGonagall transfigures into her human self] | and I k...
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[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Vincent:
Whoa!
Jules:
What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent:
Oh man, I ...
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Tony Stark:
Speaking of manned or unmanned, you gotta get him to tell you about the time he guessed wrong at Spring Break... just remember that. Spring Break, 1987.
Rhodey:
Don't do that.
Tony Stark...
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Eliseo Orefice:
Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary. | Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary
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Giosué Orefice:
[narrating as an adult]
This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me. | This is my story This is the sacrifice my father made This was his gift to me...
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Eliseo Orefice:
You're serving. You're not a servant. Serving is a supreme art. God is the first servant. God serves men but he's not a servant to men. | You're serving You're not a servant Serving is...
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Giosué Orefice:
Look, they stopped the train to let Mom get on.
Guido:
Dora... | They stopped the train to let Mom get on
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Giosué Orefice:
Daddy, you scared me to death! | Pop you scared me to death
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Calvin Candie:
Hello. Stephen, my boy!
Stephen:
[black house servant exiting the Big House]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, my ass. Who dis nigger up on dat nag?
Calvin Candie:
Aw, Stephen, you have nails ...
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Calvin Candie:
[to Django]
So, bright boy, Moguy tells me you looked over my African flesh and you was none too impressed, huh?
Django:
Not for top dollar.
Calvin Candie:
Well, then, we got nothing ...
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Django:
[gentlemanly]
Cora, before you go, will you tell Miss Lara "goodbye"?
Cora:
Do what now?
Django:
I said, "tell Miss Lara goodbye!"
Cora:
Bye, Miss Lara!
Django:
[quickly shoots Miss Lara, ...
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Django:
[to Big John Brittle]
I like the way you die, boy. | I like the way you die boy
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[repeated line]
Django:
Hey, little troublemaker. | Hey Little Trouble Maker
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Betina:
What'cha do for your massa'?
Django:
Didn't you hear him tell ya, I ain't no slave?
Betina:
So, you really free?
Django:
Yeah, I is free.
Betina:
So, you wanna dress like that? | What'cha ...
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Amerigo Vessepi:
[Franco Nero played the original Django]
What's your name?
Django:
Django.
Amerigo Vessepi:
Can you spell it?
Django:
D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent.
Amerigo Vessepi:
I know. | What...
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Betina:
Dat house we just left from, is the Big House. Big Daddy call it dat cause it's big. | That house we just left from is The Big House Big Daddy call it that 'cause it's big
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Calvin Candie:
[to Schultz]
Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun. | Well come on over We got us a fight goin' on that's a good bit of fun
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Django:
[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt]
You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your...
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Django:
Hey, white boy!
[pause]
Django:
I said, "hey, white boy!"
The LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee:
Shut up, black! You ain't got nothing to say I wanna hear!
Django:
How would you like to m...
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Django:
[while whipping Roger Brittle]
Keep it funny! | Keep it funny
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Dr. King Schultz:
My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sher...
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Dr. King Schultz:
Let's just hope she works in the house, not in the field.
Django:
Oh, no, she ain't no field nigger. She... She pretty. And she talk good, too. But when they tore her back up and th...