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Renee Pelagie: If you cure him, I mean really cure him, harness the beast that rages in his soul. | If you can't cure him truly cure him then at least I beg you harness the beast that rages in his...

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Madeleine: Don't come any closer Abbe, God's watching. | Don't come any closer abb God's watching

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Royer-Collard: If you're going to martyr yourself Abbe, do it for God, not the chambermaid. | If you're going to martyr yourself abb do it for God not a chambermaid

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Marquis de Sade: This is a rare vintage from an obscure village in Bordeaux. Rather than crush the grape underfoot, they place the fruit on the belly of a bride, and reap its juices when the young...

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Marquis de Sade: It's a powerful aphrodisiac, isn't it? Having power over another man. | It's a potent aphrodisiac isn't it dumpling Having power over another man

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Prouix, the Architect: Madame, how could you... have you actually read this volume?
Simone: I've memorized it. Would you like me to recite?
Prouix, the Architect: There comes a time in a young lady's ...

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Marquis de Sade: It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron. | Virgin birth An entire religion built on an oxymoron

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Marquis de Sade: Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home. | Welcome to our humble madhouse I trust you'll find yourself at home

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Marquis de Sade: [voiceover, as Coulmier writes] Beloved reader, I leave you now with a tale penned by the Abbe du Coulmier, a man who found freedom, in the most unlikeliest of places: at the bottom...

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Madeleine: Your publisher says I'm not to leave without another manuscript.
Marquis de Sade: I've just the story. It's the unhappy tale... of a virginal laundry lass. The darling of the lower wards wh...

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Dr. Royer-Collard: I won't sully my hands with him.
Marquis de Sade: Nor should you. That's the first rule of politics, isn't it? The man who orders the execution never drops the blade. | I won't sull...

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Coulmier: An innocent child is dead.
Marquis de Sade: So many authors are denied the gratification of a concrete response to their work. I am blessed. | An innocent child is dead So many authors are d...

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Dr. Royer-Collard: We produce books for the discriminating collector. The compulsive inmates set the type, the listless ones do the binding and prepare the ink. | We produce books for the...

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Coulmier: But why must you indulge in his pornography?
Madeleine: It's a hard days' wages slaving away for madmen, what I've seen in life - it takes a lot to hold my interest. | But why must you indul...

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Madeleine: How can we know who is good - and who is evil?
Coulmier: All we can do is guard against our own corruption. | Then how can we know who is truly good and who is evil Well we can't All we can...

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The Marquis de Sade: My glorious prose filtered through the minds of the insane. Who knows, they might improve it. | My glorious prose filtered through the minds of the insane They might improve it

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Coulmier: It's not even a proper novel. It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden, the diologue is inane. Not to...

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Marquis de Sade: These chastity vows of yours. How strict are they? Suppose you only put it in her mouth? | These chastity vows of yours How strict are they Suppose you only put it in her mouth

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Coulmier: Listen to me Abbe and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg you, for your sake, let me write it down. | Listen to me abb and listen...

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Marquis de Sade: Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsey, so weak! For shame. | Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition...

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Simone: Sign it quickly, then you can ravish me again on the linens for which he so dearly paid.
Prouix, the Architect: And then, I beg you, on the bearskin rug in his study. And finally, as a crownin...

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The Marquis de Sade: I have a proposition.
Coulmier: You always do.
The Marquis de Sade: Madeleine. She's besotted with me. She'd do anything I asked. She could pay you a visit.
Coulmier: I don't know...

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Renee Pelagie: Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
Dr. Royer-Collard: My schedule is not subject to the whim of lunatics.
Renee Pelagie: I beg to differ, you work in a mad...

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Madeleine: Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference. | Some things belong on paper others in life It's a blessed fool who can't tell the...

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Marquis de Sade: In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man. | But in order to know virtue we must acquaint ourselves with vice Only...

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Marquis de Sade: I didn't create this world of ours. I merely recorded it. | I didn't create this world I record it

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Coulmier: Murderer... Your words... your words drove Bouchon...
Marquis de Sade: Oh, for fuck's sake, Abbe! Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned. Would you conde...

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Marquis de Sade: Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated. | Conversation like certain portions of the anatomy always runs more smoothly when it's...

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Madeleine: If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life. | If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page I'll hazard I couldn't be such a good woman in life

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Marquis de Sade: Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me. | He strung up His very own son like a side of veal I shudder to think...

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Barry: [performing at the record release party] Rob, thank you for the enthusiastic intro; but, we're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive;...

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Laura: [Reading] Top Five Dream Jobs.
Rob: Hey, that's private.
Laura: Number One: Journalist for Rolling Stone magazine. 1976-1979. Get to meet the Clash, Chrissie Hydne, Sex Pistols, David Byrne. Ge...

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Barry: Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better...

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Barry's Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yea we have it.
Barry's Customer: Great, Great, can I have it?
Barry: No, no, you ...

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P Whipped: She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours. | I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid You...

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Gallagher: [Rocket boosting away] Fuck this planet.
[Flips off Mars] | Fuck this planet

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Gallagher: I prefer one moon, you know? That way you know what to call it: The Moon.
Lt. Ted Santen: [Over the radio] More color commentary from the space janitor.
Gallagher: The correct term is mecha...

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[Laci is holding a passenger hostage]
Laci: I asked for his ticket and he hit me. He hit me for no reason. He punched me in the nose!
Bulcsú: Listen, I know! Just... leave him alone!
Laci: I'm sick of...

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Szofi: Do you think I'm weird?
Béla: Fortunately, yes. | Do you think l'm weird Fortunately yes

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Bulcsú: How can you get out of here, uncle Béla?
Béla: There are many ways out, Bulcsú. | Thank you very much Don't go How can you get out of here uncle B la There are many ways out Bulcs

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K., Kripli: The second our train pulled out, they jumped onto the tracks and started to run after us. It's not easy because the ground is covered with tubes and cables and the tracks are there, too....

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Feri: Can I ask you something?
Bulcsú: Go ahead.
Feri: It's none of my business, if you don't want to talk about it, that's cool.
Bulcsú: No... no...
Feri: Your project... your work... There hasn't be...

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Szofi: [at subway vending machines] Nice place. Come here often?
Bulcsú: Only when I really want to impress a girl. | Nice place Come here often Only when l really want to impress a girl

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Muki: This is a shit of a day. And it hasn't even started yet. | This is a shit of a day And it hasn't even started yet

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Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns...

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Christy Cummings: It's interesting, we have kind of a family dynamic going on here which pretty much mirrors what I grew up with: I'm the mommy slash daddy, the taskmaster, the disciplinarian.
Sherri ...

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Rocky: Let me tell you something: It's the sensitive guy that gets the needy woman.
Ernie: Yeah, well it's the worm that gets the hooker. | Let me tell you something Ernie my friend Get out of here ma...

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Chris: Whoa! Whoa! Wha-what's goin' on?
Inspector: Inspections for drugs and alcohol.
Noah: What?
Adam: Since when?
Student: O'Brien from the eighth floor's in a coma.
Chris: So?
Student: So the board...

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'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley: [spits on Jimmy] you little shite, you try anything with that notice again and you
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'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley: are...
Psycho: Look out. Wirral
'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley:...

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Yori: You have an amazing talent.
Minato: Do I kick?
Yori: You don't kick.
Minato: Do I bite and release a poison?
Yori: When you're attacked, you let go of all your strength and give up.
Minato: That...

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Yori: I'm cured of my sickness now.
Minato: Cured of what?
Yori: I'm normal now.
Minato: You were always normal. | I'm cured of my sickness now I worried you but I'm all fine now Cured of what I'm nor...

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Fushimi: If only some people can have it, that's not happiness. That's just nonsense. Happiness is something anyone can have. | If only some people can have it that's not happiness That's just...

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Jimmy Bones: Gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken! | The gangster of love don't eat no fried chicken

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Abramowics: Believe it: We're dead already, in a way. It's just a matter of deciding how. | Believe it You're dead already either way It's just a matter of deciding how

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Ed Gein: I get lonely in this house all by myself. | get lonely in this house all by myself

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Yûsuke Kafuku: The day Oto died she asked before I left if we could talk when I got home. Her tone was gentle but determined. I had no plans that day, but kept on driving. I couldn't go home. I...

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Yûsuke Kafuku: Those who survive keep thinking about the dead. In one way or another, that will continue. You and I must keep living like that. We must keep on living. It'll be OK. I'm sure we'll be...

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Training Video Girl: [in Japanese] Hello, everyone in Class B!
Teacher Kitano: [clapping happily] Ok, hello!
Training Video Girl: You are the lucky class chosen for this year's Battle Royale!
[welcomi...

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Mama Klump: Oh, is this supposed to be that hard?
Chantal: [holds a mirror] Yeah, let it set a while. Don't worry if it burns a little bit, that's natural.
Mama Klump: All right. You're the expert, Ch...

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Ernie Klump: [reaches for Denise's food across the buffet table]
Denise: [slaps Ernie's hand] You reach over here again, you gonna pull back a nub. | You reach over here again you gonna pull back a nu...

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Papa Klump: What's wrong with you, woman? Don't you wanna be young?
Mama Klump: No, Cletus, I don't wanna be young! Cletus, we supposed to be who we are and I'm just fine with who I am! But obviously,...

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Mama Klump: [Answering door] Oh my, goodness! Is there a fire?
Fireman Stripper: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
Mama Klump: I don't smell no smoke.
[sniffs]
Fireman Stripper: [Walks in and beings pla...

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Grandma Klump: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I...

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[Isaac, Granny's boyfriend, walks to the dinner table]
Papa Klump: Well, if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac? | PAPA If it isn't the ...

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Papa Klump: Well, look what rolled in. You know, at first, I thought you was old-ass Raisinet riding on a skateboard.
[Him and Ernie Jr. Snicker]
Granny Klump: I'd like to come over there and choke th...

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Grandma Klump: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Papa Klump: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you go...

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Billy Reynolds: [voiceover] See 'im, Peter, he's the top boy - he runs the show. And 'im, Wayne, does whatever Peter tells 'im. And Jason, well, every firm needs a mad acid-bath murderer, don't they?...

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Narrator: What lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of...

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Adam: Excuse me, but I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't take the Lord's name in vain again. | Excuse me but I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't take the Lord's name in vain again