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Adam: [During his first visit back home] Mom, I think I'm being chased by a Psychiatrist.
Helen: Oh no!
Calvin: That happens. | I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist
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Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
Eve: Oh, well that changes everything. | Oh no sweetie Rule number o...
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Barry Levine: [old guy enthralled by his young lover, obviously doomed relationship] Look at her.
[beautiful Tina's, in fact, being chatted up on the beach by young stud]
Barry Levine: Can you see her...
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Tina Menzhal: [in taxi, tearfully sobbing after the debacle with her father on live TV:] Nobody knows... I'm walking around with this hole in my heart. Nobody sees it. Nobody gives a shit about me!
[s...
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Tina Menzhal: [with bruised eye, talking about her failed relationship with indicted restauranteur Barry] What can I say? It was fun. It was all fun until it wasn't fun anymore. | What can I say It...
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Tina Menzhal: [re France] I hate this fucking country, do you hear? I hate it! I'm flying the *fuck* out of here this afternoon if I have to turn tricks to pay for my fucking ticket! | I hate this...
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Tom Scoggins: Now you see how that works? She screwed with the sharks, and now the sharks, they're screwing with us. | Now you see how that works She screwed with the sharks and now the sharks are...
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Janice Higgins: There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever!
Russell Franklin: He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?
Janice Higgins: You'll see! | There's Dr Jim Whitlock t...
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Eve Mozell Marks: [Eve has just been informed that her father is missing; to nurse on the phone] Look through the beds of *every, single female patient*! | Check in the bed of every single female...
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Lou Mozell: You know, that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of...
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Sra. Sofía: What happened?
[to Sofi]
Sra. Sofía: Are you OK my love?
Sofi: Cleo saved us.
Sra. Sofía: [to Cleo] Thank you. Thank you. | What happened Are you ok my love Cleo saved us Thank you Thank y...
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Sra. Sofía: And if your mom asks when you'll be back?
Sr. Antonio: I'll call her. Where's my brown tie?
Sra. Sofía: I'll ask Cleo.
Sr. Antonio: This house is a mess. The fridge is full of empty carton...
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Benita: [Looking at the dogs' heads mounted on the wall] They're all the dogs that lived here. Look. That there was Pirata. He died in 1911. Do you remember Canela?
Cleo: Yes, where is she?
Benita: Lo...
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Paco: So that kid was throwing water balloons at cars that were driving by. Then an army jeep drove by, the kid throws a balloon at it, the soldier gets mad, he gets out and shoots him.
Cleo: Oh God! ...
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Pepe: Mom, Daddy stepped on dog poo! | Damn Mom Daddy stepped on dog poo
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Cleo: I'm pregnant.
Fermín: What's it to me?
Cleo: It's that... the little one's yours.
Fermín: No fucking way.
Cleo: I swear it is.
Fermín: I told you, no fucking way! And if you don't want me to bea...
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Pepe: Why is Cleo crying?
Sra. Sofía: She has a tummy ache.
Pepe: [Gently rubbing Cleo's stomach] Pain, pain, go away, I don't want this pain to stay. | Why is Cleo crying She has a tummy ache Pain pa...
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Fermín: And I started drinking, and then huffing. I was dying. But then I discovered martial arts. And everything came into focus. Just like when you look at me. | And I started drinking and then...
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Pepe: When I was older, I used to be a sailor. But I drowned in a storm. The waves were huge!
Cleo: [Looking with concern at the water] Sofi! Paco! Near the shore!
Pepe: It was dark and there was ligh...
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Nurse: What's her full name?
Sra. Teresa: Cleodegaria Gutierrez.
Nurse: Her middle name?
Sra. Teresa: I don't know.
Nurse: How old is she?
Sra. Teresa: [Crying] I don't know.
Nurse: Her date of birth?...
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Cleo: I didn't want her.
Sra. Sofía: What?
Cleo: I didn't want her.
Sra. Sofía: They're ok.
Cleo: I didn't want her to be born.
Sra. Sofía: We love you so much, Cleo. Right?
Cleo: Poor little thing. |...
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Sra. Sofía: We are alone. No matter what they tell you, we women are always alone. | We are alone No matter what they tell you we women are always alone
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Benita: Mountains are old, but they're still green. | Mountains are old but they're still green
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[Usual Question]
Reinaldo Arenas: Do you have a pen? | Do you have a pen No
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Reinaldo Arenas: This book won best foreign novel in France and I don't even have a place to live! | This book won best foreign novel in France and I don't even have a place to live
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Dr. Eckworth: Frankie Paige we're gonna run some more tests for this afternoon around 4:00.
Frankie: Did you run a pregnancy test?
Dr. Eckworth: Yes.
Frankie: Am I pregnant?
Dr. Eckworth: No.
Frankie:...
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Frankie: I feel like my heart is breaking.
[sobs]
Frankie: Why am I so sad? | I feel like my heart is breaking Why am I so sad
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Frankie: How is your faith these days, Father?
[shouting]
Frankie: How is your faith these days? | How's your faith these days Father How's your faith these days
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Eddie: I had nothing to do with this! I was adopted! | l had nothing to do with this l was adopted
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Eddie: [to Price, holding up bloody rag] Look at this! Huh? What is this?
Pritchett: [turns around] That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghos...
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Russ: As our Jewish friends say: "Enjoy." | As our Jewish friends say Enjoy
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Robert Kennedy: At this moment the president is accepting the terms of Secretary Khrushchev's letter of Friday night: If the Soviet Union halts construction immediately, removes the missiles, and...
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Dean Acheson: Gentlemen, for the last fifteen years, I've fought at this table alongside your predecessors in the struggle against the Soviet. Now I do not wish to seem melodramatic, but I do wish to...
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Julia Eikjord: There can be a thousand reasons for a power outage. I can't even imagine the nightmare you have been through. But that doesn't mean disasters follow you. | There can be a thousand...
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Idun Karlsen: Do you have any idea how much a false alarm costs? | Do you have any idea how much a false alarm costs
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Idun Karlsen: What don't I understand? I was in Geiranger too. You did everything you could. You saved many people. And your family survived. We were fortunate. We're here. All of us. | What don't I...
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Bobby Bartellemeo: [trying to explain his past] Olivia...
Olivia Neal: Forgeta 'bout it. | Olivia Forget about it
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Bobby Bartellemeo: [Narrating] Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew - Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter than an inverted...
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Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: It was like painting a portrait, like creating a beautiful work of art. Like, uh, Leonardo what-the-fuck?
Joey 'Bats' Pistella: The guy who did the Mona Lisa?
Mike "The Bri...
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Pepper Lowenstein: You torched my house?
Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: We had to make it look like an accident.
Pepper Lowenstein: Oh my God! That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens...
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Joey 'Bats' Pistella: I thought you said the good times were gonna last forever.
Bobby Bartellemeo: I thought we'd be dead by now. | For you and me You said the good times were gonna last forever I th...
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Bobby Bartellemeo: [Narrating] Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know,...
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Dionna: Oh, come on, fuhgeddaboudit, that's all my father needs to see. Then we'll all get beatings. | That's all my father needs to see Then we'll all get beatings
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Ruby: Go ahead. Blonde me. | Go ahead Blonde me
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Renato's Mother: But he'll have no pockets! | But he'll have n p ckets
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Renato Amoroso: Signora Malena, a more capable person than me... wrote that the only true love is unrequited love. Now I understand why. It's been so long since you last came out of your house. But...
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Renato Amoroso: From now on, I'll be at your side. Forever, I promise. Just give me time to grow up. | Fr m n w n I'll be at y ur side F rever I pr mise Just give me time t grow up
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Renato Amoroso: I pedaled as fast as I could... as if I were escaping from longing, from innocence, from her. Time has passed, and I have loved many women. And as they've held me close......
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Kevin Lasater: You think I give a shot what that faggot thinks about me? | Robert was so right about you Do you think I give a shit what that faggot thinks about me
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Geoff: So what? You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid like you did last Easter.
Mike: You haven't seen the maid. | So what You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid a...
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Frankie: I hate beaches. All that sand up your crack and nowhere to pee apart from the ocean. | I hate beaches All that sand up your crack and nowhere to pee apart from the ocean
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Elizabeth Dunn: This way he just stays perfect. | This way he just Stays perfect
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George: I'm a hero because I like to save people's lives. Stuff like that. | I'm a hero because I like to save people's lives Stuff like that
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Sonya: Can you keep a secret? I'm not a good person. I don't think nice things. | Can you keep a secret I'm not a good person and I don't think nice thoughts
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Nasia: [voice-over] They used to get around, walkin' around, lookin' at stuff. They used to try to find clues to all the mysteries and mistakes God had made. My friend George said that he was gonna...
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Nasia: Sometimes I smile and laugh when I think of all the great things you're gonna do. I hope you live forever. | Sometimes I smile and laugh when I think about all the great things that you're...
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Vernon: I just wish I had my own tropical island, I wish... I wish I was... I could go to China, I wish I could go out of The States... I wish I had my own planet, I wish I... I wish there were 200 of...
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Sam: I love this spot, it's like heaven right here on earth, maybe that's what heaven is, maybe we go through life collecting people and places we love and they become in our heaven and that's where...
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Olive: Wow. I'm flying! I'm really flying!
Comet: Unorthodox style, but whatever works. | Wow I'm flying Unorthodox style but hey whatever works for you
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Santa: Are we good to go, Comet? Ho ho ho?
Comet: I think so. Just don't pick up any hitch-hikers. | Are we good to go Comet Ho ho ho I think so Just don't pick up any hitchhikers
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The Postman: Christmas, bah, bug and hum! | Christmas Bah bug and hum
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The Postman: She's wanted for several charges of mail fraud, including... uh, licking the self-adhesive stamps, and not sending early for the holidays. | She's wanted for several counts of mail fraud...
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Martini: Was that you or your stunt double?
Olive: Oh, go on! | Was that you or your stunt double
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Martini: So how come you're going to the North Pole?
Olive: Blitzen's hurt, so they need another Reindeer, or they can't fly! I heard Santa on the radio, and he said he needed Olive, the other reindee...
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Martini: The laws of breaking and entering, as they pertain to Santa, are unclear. | The laws of breaking and entering as they pertain to Santa are unclear
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Martini: How'd you get away?
Olive: It's kind of hard to explain. Have you heard of deus ex machina?
Martini: Denise who?
Olive: Look it up. | How'd you get away It's kind of hard to explain Have you ...
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