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Arlene Lorenzo: There's this song by Olivia Newton-John that I think best describes the way I feel about you. It goes like this:
[singing]
Arlene Lorenzo: I love you, I honestly love you, You don't ha...
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Betsy Jobs: And this one's kind of hunky.
Arlene Lorenzo: Gross.
Betsy Jobs: Well, you liked Dick. | And this one's kind of hunky Gross Well you liked Dick
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John Dean: Mr. President, the Attorney General is waiting upstairs, sir.
Dick: Didn't I fire him?
John Dean: It's the new one, sir. | The Attorney General is waiting upstairs sir Didn't I fire him It'...
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Arlene Lorenzo: I know that you have a lot of things on your mind, because, you're the President and all. But, I can't keep my feelings inside any longer. I've never felt this way about anybody...
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Arlene Lorenzo: I don't understand the title of that porno movie.
Betsy Jobs: [whispers] "Deep Throat" means... | I don't understand the title of that porno movie Deep throat means
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Betsy Jobs: We should leave a message for Dick.
Arlene Lorenzo: Like what?
Betsy Jobs: Arlene, I think it's time you told him how you feel.
Arlene Lorenzo: I can't.
Betsy Jobs: Well, maybe he loves yo...
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Dick: You know girls, l think your cookies have just saved the world from nuclear catastrophe. | You know girls l think your cookies have just saved the world from nuclear catastrophe
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Arlene Lorenzo: Let's ask the President to stop the war.
Betsy Jobs: Okay! But how are we going to get into the White House?
Arlene Lorenzo: Unless you wanna keep the war going, so Larry will leave an...
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Betsy Jobs: [while looking at a portrait of George Washington] It looks like he's wearing blush.
[the girls giggle] | He looks like he's wearing blush
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Betsy Jobs: Hey, that guy has T.P. stuck to his shoe.
Arlene Lorenzo: Hey, mister! Hey! Hey, you, hey turn around, mister!
G. Gordon Liddy: Young lady, I am a *very* busy man.
Arlene Lorenzo: Wait a m...
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Henry Kissinger: I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything. | I'll take responsibility I'll be the only person...
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Arlene Lorenzo: So you really think that my dad could be alive?
Betsy Jobs: Alive and famous! It makes perfect sense, he was probably married or something and your mom had to keep it a secret to prote...
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Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two. | Sir I've met yams with more going on upstairs than those two
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Betsy Jobs: I'm just trying to imagine here, what exactly is your connection with the White House?
Arlene Lorenzo: We were the Secret Youth Advisers.
Betsy Jobs: And we walked the dog. And Arlene was ...
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Bob Woodward: A lot of people want to know who our source is on this.
Betsy Jobs: Really? We're going to be famous!
Bob Woodward: But we've decided never to reveal your identity.
Arlene Lorenzo: For o...
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Mrs. Spinnler: Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a *cold* lunch....
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Henry Kissinger: Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of? | Excuse me I wasn't informed that you are in the middle of What...
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Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four s...
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Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell. | Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell
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Betsy Jobs: Are you the President's dog trainer?
John Dean: I'm John Dean, Chief White House Counsel.
Betsy Jobs: Oh. That's too bad. | Are you the President's dog trainer I'm John Dean Chief White Ho...
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Betsy Jobs: Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag?
Arlene Lorenzo: Not if you sew it back together. | Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag Not if you sew it back together
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Dick: I've got a way with young people. They trust me. | I've got a way with young people They trust me
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Bob Woodward: [meeting Betsy and Arlene] You're Deep Throat?
Arlene Lorenzo: Yeah.
Betsy Jobs: We both are.
Bob Woodward: How old are you?
Betsy Jobs: Twenty-three.
Bob Woodward: Is that your combined...
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Betsy Jobs: You're the smartest person I know.
Arlene Lorenzo: But you don't know anybody. | You're the smartest person I know But you don't know anybody
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Betsy Jobs: We heard that tape!
Dick: What'd you hear?
Betsy Jobs: You kick Checkers! And you're prejudiced and you have a potty-mouth! | We heard that tape What'd you hear You kick Checkers And you'r...
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Dick: Checkers - shut up. Or I'll feed you to the Chinese. | Checkers shut up Or I'll feed you to the Chinese
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Arlene Lorenzo: I hate Dick! It was stupid of me to fall in love with Dick. What was I thinking? Dick just disgusts me now.
Betsy Jobs: You know, Arlene, Dick meant a lot to me too. But I've been thin...
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Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped.
Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business." | Checkers pooped The President's dog doesn't poop He does his business
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Morell: It's my imagination because I have got a very, very fuelled imagination. | It's my imagination Because I have got a very very fueled imagination
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Morell: Hey Romeo...
[doing funny trance movement with his hands sweeping across his face]
Morell: Misery. | Romeo Misery
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Joe Brass: Come on, get up and go dark on me now! | Come on then get up Come on Get up and go dark on me now
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Morell: Why not go nicely before things get really dark. | Yeah Why don't you just go nicely before things get really dark
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Morell: I want to see some reaction. | I want to see some reaction Fuck off
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Morell: [pointing to his crotch] Fucking tuck into that!
Ladine Brass: You want me to touch it?
Morell: Yeah, I want you to touch it, touch it! | You want me to touch it Yeah I want you to touch it To...
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Morell: What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you 'I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you', would you think it was weird?
Ladine Brass: Tell you what, I'll think about it at w...
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Morell: She does like high karate aftershave doesn't she? | She does like parker otty aftershave doesn't she
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Morell: Tell you something - that door is open 24 hours a day and you are welcome in it, anytime | I'll tell you something now from the heart That door is open 24 hours a day and you are welcome in it...
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Morell: Don't worry Ladine, I'm not going to kick off. | It's alright Ladine I'm not going to kick off
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Morell: [talking to himself] I would like to take you to Scarborough Fair. | I'd like to take you to Scarborough fair
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Joe Brass: You think I don't know your game, you think I don't know your game, are you...
Morell: What's my game then?
Joe Brass: Are you some sort of mental deficient upstairs, what you doing hanging...
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Morell: They're special flowers them.
Ladine Brass: Are they?
Morell: Yes, you can only pick them in Ireland. | Special flowers them Are they Yeah you can only pick them in highland
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Morell: If you had what I had you wouldn't even leave the house. But I left the house. | If you had what I had you wouldn't even leave the house But I left the house
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Ladine Brass: He's a bloody gizzoid, alright.
Romeo Brass: That's a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?
Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, god sake, if Patty Dawes asked you t...
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Morell: I'm getting that feeling already of people with their hands on her. Makes me quite angry, I think I've been overcome with love. | I'm getting that feeling already of people having their hands...
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Morell: I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room and it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was a fight between me and this unseen entity. | Over And I knew there and then...
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Romeo Brass: It went well with you and Morrell last night, eh?
Ladine Brass: No
Romeo Brass: Very romantic
Ladine Brass: For a start right; he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for hi...
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Romeo Brass: I can smell something cooking, you know, I haven't eaten for about an hour.
Gavin 'Knocks' Woolley: I cant smell nowt.
Romeo Brass: I'm so hungry. | I can smell something cooking you know...
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Morell: One beat, two beat three beat, sugar beat. Four beat, five beat, six beat, wheat-a-beat. Seven beat, eight beat, nine beat, heartbeat. My heartbeat, my heart is beating for you. | One beat two...
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Rob Newhouse: Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or...
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Tom Smykowski: Well--well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand...
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You kn...
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Jamal Al Gashey: I'm proud of what I did at Munich because it helped the Palestinian cause enormously. Before Munich the world had no idea about our struggle but on that day the name of 'Palestine'...
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Paolo: You like your back being tickled?
Marie: No, I don't like tenderness. Or to be kissed on the mouth. I couldn't stand that. I don't care who stuffs my cunt. But I can't kiss someone I don't love...
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Marie: They say a man who fucks a woman honours her. | They say that a man who screws a woman honors her
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Roux: I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.
Vianne: Is that a promise?
Roux: It's a guarantee. | I should probably warn you You make friends with us...
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Theseus: Good morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past. Begin these wood-birds but to couple now? I pray you all, stand up. I know you two are rival enemies. How comes this gentle concord in the world...
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Theseus: The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve: Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
Oberon: Now, until the break of day / Through this house each fairy stray. / To the best bride-bed will w...
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Yukari Yukino: I've always been here, stuck in the same place | I've always been here stuck in the same place
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Takao Akizuki: Tell me I'll never live up to my expectations! Tell me I'll never measure up to my dreams! | Tell me I'll never live up to my expectations Tell me I'll never measure up to my dreams
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Yukari Yukino: We're human, after all. We've all got our little quirks. | It's okay We're human after all We've all got our little quirks
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Yukari Yukino: I'm twenty-seven, but I don't feel any smarter than I did twelve years ago. | I'm twenty seven but I don't feel any smarter than I did twelve years ago
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Takao Akizuki: To me she represents nothing less than the very secrets of the world. | To me she represents nothing less than the very secrets of the world
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Takao Akizuki: In the evenings, before I went to sleep, and in the mornings, in the moment I woke up, I realized I was praying for rain | Evenings before I went to sleep Mornings in the moment I woke...
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Yukari Yukino: A faint clap of thunder / Clouded skies / Perhaps rain will come / If so, will you stay here with me? | A faint clap of thunder Clouded skies Perhaps rain comes If so will you stay here...
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Takao Akizuki: A faint clap of thunder / Even if rain comes or not / I will stay here / Together with you. | A faint clap of thunder Even if rain comes not I will stay here Together with you
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Detective McBain: I think I made the age-old mistake: Never trust a beautiful woman. | I think I made the age old mistake Never trust a beautiful woman