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Vince McMahon: Oh my, God! He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna puke! He's gonna puke! He's gonna puke! He's gonna puke! | Huh Oh my God He's He's gonna He's gonna He's gonna He's gonna puke He's gonna...
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Kit Ramsey: Yeah, go find that script: "Buck, the Wonder Slave." | Yeah Go find that script Buck the Wonder Slave
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Hart: [Col. Hart toasts Capt. Boyd] To escape. In one form or another.
Hart: Funny thing: we escape the world, we come here, and then we turn right around and try to escape this place. The thing about...
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Emmet Ray: Now get dressed! | Now get dressed
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Blanche: Do you get a bigger kick doing this, or stealing small objects? | And you got him Do you get a bigger kick doing this or stealing small objects
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Emmet Ray: [while Hattie is struggling to replace a tire on the car] What's the matter? Nobody said it was going to be a picknick. You know I can't risk my hands. | What's the matter Nobody said it...
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Emmet Ray: I had a wonderful evening. I don't need a genius to have a good time. | I had a wonderful evening I don't need a genius to have a good time
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Joe Bedloe: No genius is worth too much heartache. | But if you want my advice no genius is worth too much heartache
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Emmet Ray: I didn't ask your opinion. I'm just telling ya how it's gonna go. | I didn't ask your opinion I'm just tellin' you how it's gonna go
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Blanche: What do you think of when you play? What goes through your mind?
Emmet Ray: Yeah, that I'm underpaid. I think about that sometimes. | What do you think of when you play What goes through your...
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Emmet Ray: D'you like that? I knew you would. They say I'm a wonderful lover. | Did you like that I knew you would They say I'm a wonderful lover
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Emmet Ray: This is my one day off, I want a talking girl. | This is my one day off I want a talkin' girl
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Emmet Ray: I can make my guitar sound just like a train! | I can make my guitar sound like a train
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Emmet Ray: You got a terrific body, you really do. Round. I like round. And I don't mean fat! You got some heft. Makes a fella feel like he's been someplace. | You got a terrific body You really do...
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Blanche: [Monologue] Any woman would be second to his music. He wouldn't miss me any more than the woman he abruptly left. He could only feel pain for his music. | Any woman would be second to his...
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Emmet Ray: First time I had sex, 7 years old. | First time I had sex seven years old
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Emmet Ray: Wanna go to the dump and shoot some rats? | What do you say we go to the dump shoot some rats
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Grandma Rose: Get a haircut. | Get a haircut
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Dubbie the Blonde: Do you speak french?
Van Kurtzman: No. Do you?
Dubbie the Blonde: Yes. Not as well as my father's boyfriend. But then again, he is French. | Do you speak French No Do you Not as wel...
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[after Trey has crashed his car]
Ted: This is very unfortunate.
Trey Tobelseted: You know, it's obvious the smiling pumpkins distracted me. | This is very unfortunate You know it's obvious the smiling...
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Nate Kurtzman: The government doesn't know from shit. They integrate the golf courses in '51, and schools in '54. Where's their priorities?
Louie: They integrated the cricket field in Clifton Park bac...
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Little Melvin: Don't make me moody. | Don't make me moody all right
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Ada Kurtzman: [about Ben's Halloween costume dressed as Hitler] Your father says you're not going out dressed that way.
Ben Kurtzman: And I'm not changing.
Ada Kurtzman: He says he's not changing.
Nat...
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Ada Kurtzman: How are the coloureds doing at school?
Ben Kurtzman: Okay, they're doing okay. They're getting better grades than I am. The girl's pretty attractive.
Ada Kurtzman: What?
Ben Kurtzman: .....
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Ben Kurtzman: [voice-over at the end] Life is made up of a few big moments, and a lot of little ones. I still remember the first time I kissed Sylvia, or the last time I hugged my father before he...
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Ben Kurtzman: You don't walk out on Sinatra, sir. | You don't walk out on Frank sir
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Statue Woman: [as Stu Miley follows her to a crystal globe] There is a live feed tonight.
Stu Miley: Live feed, what is that?
Statue Woman: Just watch!
[Stu prepares to sit next to the Cyclops]
Bug Ma...
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Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.
Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that.
Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed. | Martians use 10...
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Uncle Martin: I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with...
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King Salazar: Your job, Baron, is to stop those villagers from getting to the star, by any means necessary.
Baron Thaddeus von Plotz III, Ralph the Guard: Yes, sir!
King Salazar: Oh, and those three k...
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[facing the blinding light of the glow of the Wishing Star and holding up his hands as though he's framing a shot]
Yakko Warner: Mr. Spielberg loves this shot! | Mr Spielberg loves this shot
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Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing] We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our...
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Wakko Warner: [singing] Twinkle twinkle wishing star how I wonder where you are, out in space so bright and clear, can you see me way down here?
[pausing]
Wakko Warner: Hmm I wonder?
[singing]
Wakko W...
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[Buttons returns Mindy home]
Mindy's mom: Mindy, darling! You're back! You're safe! Oh, thank goodness!
Mindy: Hi, Mom!
Mindy's mom: [Gasps] Mindy! You called me "Mom"! You called me "Mom"! It's a mir...
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Brain Mouse: Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.
Pinky: But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!
Brain Mouse: Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mous...
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Skippy: [Bumps into a pretty squirrel girl] Squirrel chicks, yowza!
Slappy: He used to like nuts, now he's after dates. | Huh Squirrel chicks Yowzah Uh Yeah He used to like nuts Now he's discovered da...
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Mindy: [Mindy is up in a tree and Buttons climbs up to save her] Silly Buttons. Puppies can't climb trees.
Mindy: [Buttons falls to the ground] Okay, I love you. Buh-bye! | Okay I love you bye bye
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Slappy: We definitely gotta get you some singing lessons.
Skippy: Oh yeah. Look who's talking.
Slappy: Hey, hey. Cheap shot. I'm old. Very old.
Skippy: Please. Like you could sing when you were young?...
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Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing Jingle Bells] Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!
Dot Warner: [singing] I'm getting really bored/I've r...
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Pinky: If we were supposed to fly we'd have come with little bags of nuts.
Brain Mouse: Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts! | If we were meant to fly we would've been born with little bags of nuts PI...
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Pinky: But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
Brain Mouse: Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.
Pinky: He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?...
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Yakko Warner: [after the Warners have thrown a sled named Rosebud on the open fire] What do you want from us? We're freezing here! | Hey what do you want from us We're freezing here
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King Salazar: How about the Midas touch? Everything I touch will turn to gold.
Yakko Warner: Yeah, including food. Try eating a solid gold turkey. Adios bicuspids! | Wait I could wish for the Midas to...
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King Salazar: [talking about King Salazar's wishes] How about fame and fortune?
Yakko Warner: Here's Fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune Magazine! | Here's Fame with Irene Cara and a su...
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Brain Mouse: [flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?
Pin...
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King Salazar: I know - I'll wish for a million bucks. No! Make that two million bucks!
Yakko Warner: Sounds good to me.
[Salazar is suddenly trampled by a herd of male deer]
Yakko Warner: Just be glad...
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Yakko Warner: [looking at a ravine] Wow, just don't look down.
Wakko Warner: Do you get Vertigo?
Yakko Warner: Nah.
Wakko Warner: Me neither.
Yakko Warner: Yeah. I've seen that movie three times and I...
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Brain Mouse: Pinky, once again you've left the lens cap on your mind. | Ugh Pinky you've left the lens cap of your mind on again
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Skippy: Even my nuts are frozen!
[holds a block of frozen acorns]
Slappy: Be careful with that last verse. | SINGING Even my nuts are frozen SINGING Be careful with that last verse
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Yakko Warner: [Dot has been 'mortally wounded' by Salazar's canon. Yakko is holding her in his arms with Wakko crouching near them] Dot... can you hear me?
Dot Warner: [weakly opens eyes, takes Yakko'...
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Chris Redfield: [Responding to Glenn Arias who' on the PA] You belong in a nuthouse, asshole.
Glenn Arias: Unfortunately, I'm not crazy. | You belong in a nuthouse asshole Unfortunately I'm not crazy
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Leon S. Kennedy: Careful you don't scare the locals. Your stealth's for shit.
Chris Redfield: Isn't it a little too early to be that deep in the bottle, Leon?
Leon S. Kennedy: Oh, look who it is! The ...
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Leon S. Kennedy: [to Chris, about another zombie virus] This again? Feels like I'm stuck in a goddamn loop! | This again huh It's like I'm stuck in a goddamn loop
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Det. Insp. Grant: That's little Pete Jones, welter. Banned for life.
Det. Sgt. Garland: What for?
Det. Insp. Grant: Headbutting the ref. | That's little Pete Jones welter Banned for life What for Gran...
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Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: [to Det. Insp. Grant] Now, you were promoted to an inspector. Why? Because you are a good officer. Or maybe because you're in the Masons. I don't know. Am, am I right?
Det. Sgt...
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Ruth: I hate it when the menu's in French. Dad can be so pretentious.
Chris: What's pretentious about pâté? | I hate it when the menu's in French Dad can be so pretentious What's pretentious about pat...
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Frank Spedding: I'd pay a million bucks just to see your tongue get ripped out! | I'd pay a million bucks just to see your fucking tongue cut out
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Karl: I advise you not to say anything, Billy. | Billy I advise you to say nothing
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Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: Mr. Fleming! A proud day eh? For me, at least. I just want you to know... I don't want you to think that I'm bitter about things. Water under the bridge, eh?
Fleming: Be as bit...
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Mel: We're gonna be late now.
Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: Mel? You wanna keep your bollocks? Fucking shut up. | We're gonna be late now You want to keep your bollocks fucking shut up
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Mel's Girlfriend: It's my money! For the baby! | It's my money for the baby
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Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: To think I flew those cunts over club class... | To think I flew those cunts over club class
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Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: Listen, I've got an engagement in two hours, so if you don't mind...
Det. Insp. Grant: -Either we go in and talk or I arrest you now.
Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: What are you? The ...
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Frank Spedding: How do you feel about fighting in a toilet? | How do you feel about fighting in a toilet
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Mel: You just missed the exit.
Jeff 'Stoney' Stone: Who's the driver? Me or you?
Mel: I can't believe you done that. | You you missed the fucking exit Stoney who's the driver me or you Sighs can't bel...
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Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: How am I supposed to make an important phone call with you two squabblin' in the background? | How am I expected to make an important phone call with you two squabbling in the...
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Frank Spedding: We meet again!
Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: Frank.
Frank Spedding: Billy. How's your boy today? He seemed a little nervous at the weighing.
Billy 'Shiner' Simpson: Oh, he's fine, and yours?...
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Ruth: Do you know what's happening today? | Do you know what's happening today
