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Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Okay, so how do I do it? Therapy, I mean, I mean, wh - how do I start doing it?
Dr. Molly Griswold: Ooo-kay, Roy. Well, in parlance you might understand, just kick back and let t...

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Nicole Walker: Dad?
Steve Walker: Daughter?
Nicole Walker: Is it absolutely mandatory that I see James Taylor again?
Steve Walker: When did you ever see a James Taylor concert?
Nicole Walker: You, me,...

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Richie's Dad: Martians. Ha ha. Funny looking little critters, aren't they? | Martians BOTH LAUGH Funny little critters ain't they

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Tara McCormick: [to O'Keefe] The problem with you spooks is that you'e never around when the lights come on. | The problem with you spooks is that you're never around when the lights come on

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John Mark Byers: 'Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.' And I'm not scared of the devil. I know who my comforter is. 'Thy rod and Thy staff comfort me.'...

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Karen Collier: [narration] The history of my family, like the history of civilization, is the history of war. The getting into it, and outta it, and over it... and Vietnam should have been no...

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Patti (segment "1996"): You get this abortion and I swear to you, you are on your own. | You get this abortion and I swear to you you are on your own

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Dignan: Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on! | Okay just hear me out...

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Albert Einstein: You get a lot of trouble when you don't love yourself. | You get a lot of trouble when you don't love yourself

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Detective Jimmy Shaker: We do what you say, and we go to the bank. Anything goes wrong, you're gonna turn around and I'll be gone. Okay. And if that happens, from this day on, any time your kid leaves...

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Tom Mullen: [on live TV] The whole world now knows... my son, Sean Mullen, was kidnapped, for ransom, three days ago. This is a recent photograph of him. Sean, if you're watching, we love you. And...

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[last lines]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, do you think we're gonna ever score?
Butt-head: I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey.
Beavis: Shut up, dillhole.
Butt-head: Butt-dumpling...

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David VanDriessen: You know, this could be really positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.
Butt-head: Uh-hu...

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Charles Ferry: [having suddenly kissed Schuyler] How was it?
Schuyler Dandridge: [quite surprised] Uh, very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before. | I've never been kissed by a soc...

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Bob: [about his Republican son] Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser. Okay? | Steffi bring down a copy of my will and an eraser okay

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Larry Flynt: [on the microphone, speaking to the patrons inside his strip club] Give a big hand to Alison from Tennessee
[Jimmy starts clapping to persuade the patrons to clap]
Larry Flynt: Thank you ...

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Larry Flynt: I turned the whole world into a tabloid! Here I come! | I turned the whole world into a tabloid Here I come

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Larry Flynt: What is more obscene: Sex or war? | What is more obscene sex or war

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Larry Flynt: [incredulous after prison sentence] Twenty-five years? All I'm guilty of is bad taste. | Twenty five years All I'm guilty of is bad taste

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Isaacman: You don't see me running around, pissing off everybody we're trying to get to help us.
Larry Flynt: Yeah, well, you can walk and you can fuck and I'm in this chair! And I got money, okay, an...

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Larry Flynt: Who is this magazine for, anyway? I mean, you know, it's like if you don't make twenty thousand plus a year - you don't jerk off. Seven million people buyin' it, and nobody's readin' it....

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Gaspare: Ray! I'm gonna say it once. I had nothing to do with your brother's death! | Ray I'm gonna say it once I've got nothing to do with your brother's death

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Ray: Jean, I'm gonna be blunt. The guy that killed Johnny is not gonna go free.
Jean: The guy who killed Johnny is not your fucking concern, Ray. Thinking about what might happen to your family?
Ray: ...

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Johnny Tempi: You wanna make that scumbag rich, that's fine Chez. Just leave me out of it. Alright? Leave me out of it. | If you wanna make that scumbag rich that's fine Chez Just leave me out of it...

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Chez: You sold your soul, you took the 'twenty. Don't fuck with the Devil. | You sold your soul You took the twenty Don't fuck with the Devil No please no Don't fuck with the Devil

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Chez: Johnny, take Bridgette home.
Johnny Tempi: What'd you say?
Chez: Take her home.
Johnny Tempi: Take her home? Yeah?
Chez: That's what I said.
Johnny Tempi: Forget about it. I'm not taking her hom...

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Ghouly: I'm not afraid of you. | I ain't afraid of you

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Jean: They're criminals, and there's absolutely nothing romantic about it. | And there's nothing absolutely nothing romantic about it

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Ray: You wanna get deep on this shit? All them Catholics gone insane. Everything we do depends on free choice, but at the same time they say we need the grace of God to do what's right. I don't follow...

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Ray: [to Gaspare] You know what it is?
Ray: Stupidity, greed or pride that makes people like us kill each other?
Ray: We should be taking over the Ford Motor company instead of killing each other.
Ray...

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Ray: [Talking to Johnny's corpse] You look better now than you ever did, you know that? | Because you look better now than you ever did you know that

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Gaspare: Birds of a feather get fucked together, Johnny. | Birds of a feather get fucked together Johnny

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Johnny Tempi: I would say life is pretty pointless, wouldn't you, without the movies? | I'd say life is pretty pointless wouldn't you without the movies

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Terence: We wrote one last night outside the mini mart. Morris called it "Stuart Drives A Comfortable Car" and then like in country songs, you know, in parentheses it says "There's Usually Someone in...

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Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: [Agitated] I mean, I know why you're here. But, I don't know why I was even considered for such an assignment.
Lt. Cmdr Dodge: Excuse me. Excuse me. Why am ...

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Lt. Comd. Dodge: All right, ladies and gentlemen. We have fulfilled every requirement of this mission except one: Norfolk. Presently, there are several ships positioned outside the harbor to intercept...

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Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: Submarine Stingray, this is Submarine Orlando. It has been confirmed: you are targeted.
Lt. Comd. Dodge: Submarine Orlando, this is Submarine Stingray, Stingray One speaking...

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Seaman Nitro 'Mike': [testing wires] 1-A... cold. 1-B... cold. 1-C...
[sparks fly]
Seaman Nitro 'Mike': Hot!
Lt. Comd. Dodge: [watching Nitro from the upper deck] Let me guess. Our electrician.
Execut...

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Xander Drax: Hey! I can see that this Phantom thing really strikes a nerve. In that case, you're going to love this.
[pulls up Diana before Kabai Sengh]
Xander Drax: She is his girlfriend.
The Great K...

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The Phantom: There's an old jungle saying: "Never point a gun a someone because it just might go off." | There's an old jungle saying Never point a gun at someone because it might go off

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Capt. Philip Horton: [finds the Phantom in his room] Can't you ever come in through the door?
The Phantom: It's too obvious. I like the window. | Can't you ever come in through the front door It's too...

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Quill: So what should we do about him?
Xander Drax: Do? Nothing. This is New York. I'm not concerned with some jungle hero half a world away.
[outside his office, the Phantom arrives] | So what should...

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Ray Zephro: [to Drax] Hey, the only power I believe in comes out of the barrel of a gun. Not from some jungle souvenirs! | The only power I believe in comes out of the barrel of a gun Not from some...

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The Great Kabai Sengh: Now let me see... When was the last time we had visitors here below the ocean, deep in the bowels of this uncharted volcanic island? Never! Congratulations! You pathetic doomed...

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Xander Drax: When darkness rules the earth, America's in financial ruin. Europe and Asia are on a brink of self-annihilation. Chaos reigns. Like I've always said, there is opportunity in chaos. And...

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Kit Walker: I gotta say, Diana, you look great. You have NOT changed a bit.
Diana Palmer: You just vanished, Kit.
Kit Walker: I guess I did.
Diana Palmer: Without a word, without a letter, not even a ...

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Sala: The Phantom helped Diana to escape. I think he's in love with her.
Xander Drax: Oh really? This is getting more interesting by the minute. Why do you say that?
Sala: Because he could have had me...

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Xander Drax: These brought me here. The Skulls of Touganda.
The Great Kabai Sengh: And what do you know of such matters?
Xander Drax: I know all about these skulls and the power they contain, once all...

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The Phantom: It all began 400 years ago, when a boy saw his father murdered by pirates of the Sengh Brotherhood. That same boy swore an oath of vengeance. He would fight piracy, greed and cruelty in...

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Kit Walker: Now, I read about what happened. Are you all right?
Diana Palmer: Oh, I'm fine. It started out bad, but all turned out okay. | I I read about what happened Are you all right Oh I'm fine It...

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The Great Kabai Sengh: You're not immortal. I know your secrets, Phantom.
The Phantom: Take them to your grave, Kabai Sengh. | You're not immortal I know your secrets Phantom Take them to your grave K...

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Xander Drax: Quill, would you please show Mr. Walker up to the observation deck and make him talk?
Sala: I claim the body when you're done. | Quill would you please show Mr Walker up to the observatio...

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Diana Palmer: Before I go... take off your mask? Let me see your face... Kit.
The Phantom: You know, I'm not really permitted to reveal all of my secrets, Diana.
Diana Palmer: You're not?
The Phantom:...

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Quill: Look, I once killed the Phantom.
The Great Kabai Sengh: Join the club. Many of us have killed him over the years. But he keeps coming back. | Look I once killed the Phantom Join the club Many o...

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Hoover: Jack Flynn?
Jack Flynn, Mafia Mobster: [hands him money] Here ya go buddy, buy yourself a good time.
[turning away]
Jack Flynn, Mafia Mobster: They'll let anybody in here.
Hoover: [throwing bi...

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Hoover: Here's something that doesn't cost you 25 bucks an hour: You carry your own water, Ellery. You understand? You carry your OWN water. | Here's something for you Here's something that doesn't...

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Glen Waddell: Bone, what're you doing up here? How many times you gonna make me call you, girl?
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: I didn't hear you.
Glen Waddell: Didn't hear you? I've been callin' you for...

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Glen Waddell: I never meant to beat her that bad. I swear I didn't. I would never. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. | I never meant to beat her that bad I swear I didn't I would never I'm sorry baby

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Anney Boatwright: Oh, Jesus, Glen. You don't know your own strength.
Glen Waddell: I guess I don't. But Bone knows I'd never mean to hurt her. Bone knows I love her. Hell, Anney, I love all of you. Yo...

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Anney Boatwright: Glen's not like that.
Granny: You don't what that boy's like.
Anney Boatwright: I know he loves me.
Granny: Love. Can't even hold a job for more than a month.
Anney Boatwright: That'...

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Anney Boatwright: Bone, I got somebody who wants to meet you. Bone, this is Glen Waddell. Say hey.
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: Hey.
Glen Waddell: Hey, Bone. How you doin'?
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright...

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Glen Waddell: [to Anney] I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. | I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

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Grey: I've been thinking.
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: 'Bout what?
Grey: Remember when you were telling me and Garvey about the living dead? Remember?
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: [Nods]
Grey: Well......

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Glen Waddell: [Glen, takes money out of envelope] Anney, what the hell is this?
Anney Boatwright: Earl was just tryin' to help, Glen. Good Lord.
Glen Waddell: How can you shame me like that? I'm a gro...

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Granny: Ruth Anne's all right, but Mattie Raylene would've been better. 'Course nobody bothered to ask me.
Anney Boatwright: Nobody bothered to ask you? Nobody bothered to ask me. It's my baby.
Granny...

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Glen Waddell: [to Anney] Don't go, I can't live without you! Kill me! Please, baby! Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! | Don't go I can't live without you Kill me Glen Stop it Please baby kill me Oh god help...

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Narrator: I lived in a world of shame. I hid my bruises as if they were evidence of crimes I had committed. I didn't tell Mama. I couldn't tell Mama. | I lived in a world of shame I hid my bruises as...

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Anney Boatwright: Not my kids. I was never gonna have my girls know what it was like. I was never gonna have them go hungry or cold or scared. Never, you hear me? Never! | Not my kids I was never...

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Glen Waddell: We're movin'.
Anney Boatwright: What? Where?
Glen Waddell: Found us a new place over by the JC Penney mill.
Aunt Ruth: Why? What's wrong with this place?
Alma: Damn you, Glen Waddell. Do...