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Yeah? Why is that? Well, there's a lot
of beefy people,,, | Yeah? Why is that? Well, there's a lot
of beefy people,,,
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You wanna hear
my plan? Yeah, Show me, show me,
show me How you do that trick The one that
makes me scream One of those is... What are you doing? Wait, | You wanna hear
my plan? Yeah, Show me, show me...
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[Ding Dong
Ding Ding] [Ding Ding Ding
Dong Dong] [Ding Ding Ding] Patsy! No, [Alarm Sounds] | [Ding Dong
Ding Ding] [Ding Ding Ding
Dong Dong] [Ding Ding Ding] Patsy! No, [Alarm Sounds]
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Great, [Grinding Gears] Nice car, Toni, | Great, [Grinding Gears] Nice car, Toni,
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Thank you, Good-bye,
Mrs, Greenway, And I'm awfully
sorry. [Laughs]
Forget it, We'll meet, we'll meet,
we'll meet Beyond the shore We'll kiss,,, You are
so fucking fired, Yeah,,, right, Class, the qua...
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"Depressed? Bummed?" Cute, | "Depressed? Bummed?" Cute,
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This is not good, This is not good, | This is not good, This is not good,
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[Classical Music
Plays] I love Bruce, I hate you! | [Classical Music
Plays] I love Bruce, I hate you!
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Oh, God! Bruce: Ha ha ha! Afternoon, General, What's going on? Life as we know it, | Oh, God! Bruce: Ha ha ha! Afternoon, General, What's going on? Life as we know it,
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Oh! Oh, God! Granny! Shouldn't you be in
20th century literature? Virginia Woolf
makes my skin crawl, and Bruce wanted to go
for a ride, so, you know, I can see that, That's not
really my car, My frie...
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[Sniffling] The sign said
don't mess with Texas! Texas certainly has
messed with me, [Pop] Oh! What is it? | [Sniffling] The sign said
don't mess with Texas! Texas certainly has
messed with me, [Pop] ...
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Arthur, I kinda feel sorry
for Arthur's grass, Why? It never gets
a chance to grow, | Arthur, I kinda feel sorry
for Arthur's grass, Why? It never gets
a chance to grow,
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Rosie, Start the car and put
the air conditioning up to high, please,
I don't want to wilt, All right, Aurora, | Rosie, Start the car and put
the air conditioning up to high, please,
I don't want to w...
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Rosie Dunlop: You can love 'em, but ya can't live their lives.
Aurora Greenway: Neither can they... not properly anyway. | You can love 'em but you can't live their lives Neither can they Not properly
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♪ Suddenly I turned around ♪ And she was standing there ♪ With silver bracelets on her
wrists and flowers in her hair ♪ She walked up to me so gracefully ♪ And took my crown of thorns ♪ Come in, she s...
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♪ I was burned out from exhaustion ♪ Buried in the hail ♪ Poisoned in the bushes and
blown out on the trail ♪ Hunted like a crocodile ♪ Ravaged in the corn ♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya ♪ Shelter f...
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I love you. You... Complete me. I'm not just...
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello." (SOBS)
You had me at "hello." | I love you. You... Complete me. I'm not just...
Shut up. Just shut up. You...
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(SOBBING)
We did it. You did it.
(LAUGHING) Why don't we have that
kind of relationship? | (SOBBING)
We did it. You did it.
(LAUGHING) Why don't we have that
kind of relationship?
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(FRIENDS LAUGHING)
Whoo! Whoo! (YELLING) (DIERDORF CHUCKLING)
Rod, we're happy for you, buddy. GIFFORD: He's gonna get a
flag on this, but who cares? ♪♪ (HORN) (CHEERING CONTINUES) | (FRIENDS LAUGHING...
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(HORN BLOWS) (LAUGHS) Here's a guy who most of
the season has been very truculent with the media,
has been standoffish. Whoo! | (HORN BLOWS) (LAUGHS) Here's a guy who most of
the season has been very ...
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WOMAN: Put your arms out.
Let's see. All right, let's see
what you've got here. | WOMAN: Put your arms out.
Let's see. All right, let's see
what you've got here.
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You fuck this up,
I'll kill you. (GULPS) I'm glad we had this talk. Yeah!
MARCEE: Oh, look at them. (VIDEO TAPE: GUESTS CHEERING)
MARCEE: Mm, she is so beautiful. ♪♪ | You fuck this up,
I'll kill you....
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(BOTH LAUGH) Laurel? We're
getting married. Hmm. MAN: Do you, Jerry
Maguire, take this woman... To be your lawfully wedded wife?
No, no, no. Not yet. And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man...
Not now...
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♪♪ (CONTINUES) ♪♪ | ♪♪ (CONTINUES) ♪♪
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All right. I'll come in. Good. | All right. I'll come in. Good.
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(SIGHS) (GASPS) | (SIGHS) (GASPS)
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Well, this... Would
be good night. Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. Big day.
I'll see you tomorrow. | Well, this... Would
be good night. Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. Big day.
I'll see you tomo...
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We meet again. (GURGLING) | We meet again. (GURGLING)
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(WHISPERING)
Right now? Don't do it. Shh! | (WHISPERING)
Right now? Don't do it. Shh!
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Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty.
Jerry Maguire: None.
Avery Bishop: And the first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you.
Jerry Maguire: I think I was trying to sleep with you at the t...
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I can't face them. I wanted to be the hero for once. I wanted to be the
one to save the day. Brother, everyone knows you meant well. | I can't face them. I wanted to be the hero for once. I wanted to ...
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Hey, Roy. Claudia. I got the money, Roy. | Hey, Roy. Claudia. I got the money, Roy.
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Go away! You'll get your
rent money tomorrow! | Go away! You'll get your
rent money tomorrow!
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Let's go find McCracken. Hey! What are you looking at? Hey! You suck! | Let's go find McCracken. Hey! What are you looking at? Hey! You suck!
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I'm the greatest. I'm the greatest. I'm Big Ern. I'm the greatest. A one-pin victory for
Ernie McCracken. I'm Big Ern! Put it in the record
books, 226 to 225. | I'm the greatest. I'm the greatest. I'm...
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It has come down to this. One ball. One strike. $1 million. And the loser gets nothing. | It has come down to this. One ball. One strike. $1 million. And the loser gets nothing.
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Roy Munson now is
forced to sit and watch. | Roy Munson now is
forced to sit and watch.
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One strike down. Two to go. You can cut this pressure
with a knife, Chris. | One strike down. Two to go. You can cut this pressure
with a knife, Chris.
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Yes. The Rubber Man has gotten it done, and now the pressure is
squarely on Big Ern McCracken. Trailing by 29 pins, he needs three consecutive
strikes to win it all. I need you now.
More than ever, I ...
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Yeah! Oh, my God! He has done it!
He has done it! Now, if Roy can pick
up one final strike, he'll force Big Ern to roll
three consecutive strikes in order to win this match. With that spare, he's not
...
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The dreaded 7-10 split. You know, Roy Munson has two chances to win this tournament now, slim and none, and slim
may have just left town. How true. You know, in bowling,
there are 1,022 spare leaves, ...
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This $1 million, winner-take-all
championship match has reached the tenth frame. Leading by nine pins, Roy Munson,
shooting first on the right lane. A strike here provides
some breathing room. | This ...
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Could you put on ESPN, please? Sure thing. | Could you put on ESPN, please? Sure thing.
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Hey, sport, Coca-Cola. You betcha. I got to make a phone call. | Hey, sport, Coca-Cola. You betcha. I got to make a phone call.
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Yes, a solid pocket hit. Munson answers right
back in Big Ern's face. | Yes, a solid pocket hit. Munson answers right
back in Big Ern's face.
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You know, Ish, I'm starting
to feel like a winner again. Okay, you scumbags. Now turn
around and face the wall. | You know, Ish, I'm starting
to feel like a winner again. Okay, you scumbags. Now turn
...
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That's the way, Mr. Munson! All right! Yeah! You wouldn't happen to have a
Phillips-head screwdriver, would you? No. Never mind. | That's the way, Mr. Munson! All right! Yeah! You wouldn't happen to h...
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Okay. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The National Bowling Stadium in conjunction with the Silver
Legacy Hotel and Casino would like to welcome everyone
to the $1 million, winner-take-all Brunsw...
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I said, are you all right,
Mr. Munson? | I said, are you all right,
Mr. Munson?
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Who you calling a psycho? I didn't say anything to you. Are you okay, Mr. Munson? | Who you calling a psycho? I didn't say anything to you. Are you okay, Mr. Munson?
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You're not taking a crap
in the sink, are you? | You're not taking a crap
in the sink, are you?
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Thanks, Ish. You okay? Ish? Listen, I'm gonna go after
him and talk to him. | Thanks, Ish. You okay? Ish? Listen, I'm gonna go after
him and talk to him.
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"Jeffersons on Ice!" Look at that!
I love Sherman Hemsley! | "Jeffersons on Ice!" Look at that!
I love Sherman Hemsley!
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Hi. You seen a big Amish
guy come through here? Fortyish, stocky. - Sort of friendly.
- Kind of stupid? Well, naive. Feast your eyes. | Hi. You seen a big Amish
guy come through here? Fortyish, stocky...
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You know, Ishmael, I sure hope you
make enough money out in Reno to save that town of yours. Thanks, Miss Tabitha. | You know, Ishmael, I sure hope you
make enough money out in Reno to save that town ...
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Yeah. You know, it's been 17 years since
I showed my face around here. | Yeah. You know, it's been 17 years since
I showed my face around here.
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I hope Ishmael has
enough street smarts to get to Reno by himself. Poor guy. He's like a baby out there. I hope he doesn't get munsoned
out in the middle of nowhere. Oh, shit! You know, I didn't reali...
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Ishmael! Where is he? - Ishmael!
- Great. "I thought you were my friends.
Good-bye, Ishmael." | Ishmael! Where is he? - Ishmael!
- Great. "I thought you were my friends.
Good-bye, Ishmael."
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Ishmael, I just had a thought. I... Seeing as how Claudia
has been so kind to us, I thought maybe she could join us
till she gets back on her feet. Yeah? Mr. Munson, if I could
see you, I'd kiss you. ...
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- Give me the keys.
- Why? Give me the goddamn keys. Hey, nobody drives my car. - Come on, Mr. Munson.
- Wait, wait, wait. Come on, Mr. Munson. | - Give me the keys.
- Why? Give me the goddamn keys. H...
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Don't ever pull that shit with me! What do you mean?
I wasn't doing anything. What's wrong with you? | Don't ever pull that shit with me! What do you mean?
I wasn't doing anything. What's wrong with y...
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What can I say? Good game. My hat's off to you. The great Stanley got beaten by
the farm boy on his own track. Could I have a word with you
in the other room, dear? | What can I say? Good game. My hat...
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Here you go, sir. - Come on, buddy, bowl.
- I'm kind of nippy. | Here you go, sir. - Come on, buddy, bowl.
- I'm kind of nippy.
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- What kind do you want, Mr. Munson?
- Whatever. | - What kind do you want, Mr. Munson?
- Whatever.
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I'm sorry. Where are my manners? Does anyone else want one? Yeah, I'll take a
couple jugs... Mugs. Bottle. One... One bottle. Don't trouble yourself, ma'am.
I'll get that. | I'm sorry. Where are my ma...
