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There's no question farmer
boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure? | There's no question farmer
boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure?

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An open frame in the tenth.
I was robbed, god damn it! He's got a 228.
You need three strikes, Ish. Okay, stay focused. Snap it. Pull.
Pull that string. All right. Hey, Munson, now it's
getting intere...

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I'm telling you,
a bowler's two worst enemies are his eyes and his ears. You shut these, you close those,
and you just feel it. | I'm telling you,
a bowler's two worst enemies are his eyes and his ear...

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Mr. Munson. Whoa! Come on, hop in. I got to watch you. So, I did good, huh? You did great,
but school's just beginning. | Mr. Munson. Whoa! Come on, hop in. I got to watch you. So, I did good, huh? Yo...

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Congratulations, my friend.
You passed the test. A true champion doesn't
quit, and neither did you. - You mean, you were just testing me?
- A little Roy 101. You were just testing me. | Congratulation...

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You get warmed up.
I'll grab us a couple coffees. I don't drink coffee. - Why not?
- Because it's a stimulant. What the hell do you
think cigarettes are? They are? All right. Make it extra-large,
two ...

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Buckle up, my friend. You're about to embark
on a great adventure. | Buckle up, my friend. You're about to embark
on a great adventure.

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I don't know how a
barn-raising's done in Ohio, but here in Pennsylvania, no one runs for the dinner bell in the middle of lifting
a 2,000 pound wall! Okay, all right. I mean... Brother Thomas, you kn...

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Ishmael, you take Lucas down
with the other children. Keep an eye on them for us, please. Brother Hezakiah, you come with us. The children? But I wanted
to help with the barn. You can help after lunch...

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Pa, his bed's made,
but he isn't in there. He must've left. Guess Brother Hezakiah was afraid
of getting his fingers dirty. Morning! I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early, so I took the
liber...

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Lucas, you know better than that. We're waiting on your brother
to come in from the fields. | Lucas, you know better than that. We're waiting on your brother
to come in from the fields.

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Top of the morning to you.
I'm Hezakiah Munson. I'm passing through
on my way to Ohio. Any shingling or butter
churning need doing? | Top of the morning to you.
I'm Hezakiah Munson. I'm passing throug...

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- Can I help you here?
- Thanks. Come on up. - Absolutely precious.
- Yeah. That will come out. Treasure these special times. Look at you. Did you burn your little fingers? - Adorable.
- Thanks. | - C...

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Do I got to pay for matches? Five, five's ten. Here's 20. If you ever need to
just talk, call me. | Do I got to pay for matches? Five, five's ten. Here's 20. If you ever need to
just talk, call me.

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You stroke a hell of a ball, but I bet when you're off,
you leave a lot of buckets. Excuse me. Buckets, three, five, six and nine. It's from coming in too
light in the pocket and sending the head
pin ...

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- Hi.
- Hello. Not you. - Hi.
- Hi. | - Hi.
- Hello. Not you. - Hi.
- Hi.

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Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson! | Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson!

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All set, Charlie. Hey, Pa! Whoa. Hey, Pa, you got time for
a game before supper? Go get your ball.
I'll meet you out back. Okay, Roy. Come on, I want to see
some smoke on this one. | All set, Charlie....

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Ernie McCracken: Oh, my God. Claudia?
Roy: You two know each other?
Ernie McCracken: It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits, Roy. | Oh my God Claudia You two know each other It's a small...

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ESPN Announcer: So Roy, let me ask you, what have you been doing all these years?
Roy: Uh, well, the the uh... after the hand, I. There was the 80s - you know, for a while... drinking. A lot of drinki...

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Roy: Oh, you care about the kid, huh? Well, I got a news flash for you, Mother Teresa. Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position, doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia: This w...

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[referring to Roy's rubber hand]
Claudia: It must be tough when you're spanking your monkey.
Ishmael: [to Roy] You have a monkey? | Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey You have a monkey

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Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted] Oh, stop it. It wasn't that bad. Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex...

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Which one is the mother? I just don't know. Mazel tov. As a sign of your union,
you may kiss the bride. | Which one is the mother? I just don't know. Mazel tov. As a sign of your union,
you may kiss t...

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Bob Dole is gorgeous! | Bob Dole is gorgeous!

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Work it. Sell it.
Own it. Go, girlfriend. Come on. | Work it. Sell it.
Own it. Go, girlfriend. Come on.

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♪ We are family ♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪ We are family ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪ We are family... | ♪ We are family ♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪ We are family...

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Will they keep waiting? They have to. There's no story
if they don't get him coming out. ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing | Will they keep waiting? They have to. There's no story
if they don't get him co...

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A big hand for our girls. As we come to the end of our show,
you are family, too, so sing along. ♪ We are family ♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪ We are family ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing | A big ha...

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I just want to say,
Mr. and Mrs., uh, Mr... ...whatever your name is, I hope
this doesn't influence your vote. Senator Keeley! Oh, no. Did you get him? I would have if you
hadn't said his name. I want...

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'An- I would have liked
to have had you as my family. | 'An- I would have liked
to have had you as my family.

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He's a brilliant chef. He just
has a lot to learn about serving. Where could the wife be? | He's a brilliant chef. He just
has a lot to learn about serving. Where could the wife be?

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Shall we have champagne
to celebrate? Oh, how nice. - Agador!
- Spartacus! Agador Spartacus! He insists
on being called by his full name. | Shall we have champagne
to celebrate? Oh, how nice. - Agador...

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This is less like Palm Beach
than I imagined. It was all sand when
they bought here. This grew up around them
while they were in Greece. | This is less like Palm Beach
than I imagined. It was all sand...

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You're thinking that
dressed this way, I'm even more obvious,
aren't you? | You're thinking that
dressed this way, I'm even more obvious,
aren't you?

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There, we're partners. You own half of my life
and I own half of yours. Half of the club? What does it matter?
Take it all. I'm 50 years old. There's one place I call home
and it's because you're ther...

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Well, I... I don't want it. Then give me half. Quick, give me a pen.
I don't want all of this, Armand. Sign it. | Well, I... I don't want it. Then give me half. Quick, give me a pen.
I don't want all ...

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Can you... You can cook, right? Your father seems to think so. | Can you... You can cook, right? Your father seems to think so.

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- ♪ Love is in the air
- ♪ Round and about ♪ This morning, bachelors beware - ♪ Maidens watch out
- ♪ Fair warning ♪ If you start to feel a tingle
and you like remaining single ♪ Stay... Oh, that's yo...

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I normally drink vegetable juice
during business hours, but for this... ...let's drink to Senator Keeley's
daughter and our Val. I haven't done much for him
in the last 20 years. Don't worry about tha...

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Shiny. Imelda, cancel
my appointments for tonight. | Shiny. Imelda, cancel
my appointments for tonight.

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Too swishy? Let me give you an image. It's a cliché, but it's an image.
John Wayne. Oh, God! Couldn't we start
with someone easier? Come on. You're a big fan. He has a very distinctive walk. Very easy...

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Howl love the sun. Yes, it's glorious, isn't it? You know, you could use some more sun.
Take a few days off. You look tired. What do you mean? Nothing. | Howl love the sun. Yes, it's glorious, isn't i...

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Kevin, please,
let's charter a plane. No. We can't get out of the car. Once
we get out of the car, we'll be spotted. | Kevin, please,
let's charter a plane. No. We can't get out of the car. Once
we ge...

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Kevin, no! I'm going down the ladder.
I can't face the press. Have the chauffeur
pick me up by the orchard. No! I don't want
to go out there alone! Barbara will be with you.
It's not you they're after...

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Where you driving him? South Beach, Florida. There have been a lot of
tasteless jokes going around about the death
of Senator Jackson. And here's another one. Join Jay on
The Tonight Show with guests ...

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Ah-ha! - Wait.
- Who is he? Who? Where's your little chippie? Will you stop screaming?
It's Val. Val? He's asleep in his room
if you don't believe me. Why didn't you tell me? Surprise. | Ah-ha! - Wait...

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the one, the only, the incomparable Starina. | Ladies and gentlemen,
the one, the only, the incomparable Starina.

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Albert! Agh! Where are you?
Albert, come on! - Open up, Albert, baby.
- Get out! - Open it, Albert!
- Go away! I don't want him to see me.
I'm hideous! | Albert! Agh! Where are you?
Albert, come on! -...

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Starina won't go on.
She's a-still in her robe. Damn! I don't know what happened. Go upstairs. Try to get her ready.
I'll be right up. Go! She won't. Merde! Have Carmen get ready to do
Starina's numbe...

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Okay, let's go. You look great. | Okay, let's go. You look great.

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Albert: I'm leaving you my stereo...
Agador: No.
Albert: My red boots...
Agador: I don't want it.
Albert: And my wigs.
Agador: Which wigs? | I'm leaving you my stereo my red boots I don't want them an...

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Excuse me, Mr. Thackeray. Uh, we all wanted
to say goodbye. Well, let's not say goodbye yet.
The party's not over. And we kind of wondered when you
were going back to england. | Excuse me, Mr. Thacker...

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I thought you were
supposed to ask him. - I will!
- When? I don't know. Later, I guess. No. How about now? Come on. | I thought you were
supposed to ask him. - I will!
- When? I don't know. Later, I g...

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Well... Why are we just standing here? Music. May I have this dance? | Well... Why are we just standing here? Music. May I have this dance?

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Evie is taking
journalism classes at night. ...wilsie Carrouthers... Wilsie is working for the federal
outreach program for street gangs. ...lynn guzman... | Evie is taking
journalism classes at night...

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Did you put them up to this? I guess so. I taught them a little history. Well, then you'd better
get in there. | Did you put them up to this? I guess so. I taught them a little history. Well, then you...

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We pop a teacher,
and we're toast. - Let's get outta here.
- Come on! | We pop a teacher,
and we're toast. - Let's get outta here.
- Come on!

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Yeah, nice try, tommie! I got four pieces! How many you got? You don't worry about that! You can't shoot your way out
of this, wilsie. Yeah, well, I'm just gonna
even the odds up a little bit. Yo! Yo,...

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Wilsie! Wilsie! It's me, arch. I'm comin' in. - Who's that with you?
- Thackeray. Man, stop right there. Get out of here, arch. - It's all right, man...
- Man, I'm handlin' this. Go. | Wilsie! Wilsie!...

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All right, Mr. Thackeray.
Uh, this is it. I'm outta here. | All right, Mr. Thackeray.
Uh, this is it. I'm outta here.

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You know, Mr. Thackeray, everybody's
got us pegged as a bunch of losers, but we didn't quit on you! You got Danny
thinking about college, Rebecca's through turning
tricks for Frankie... I even went do...

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Evie! What are you doing...
Come in! Come in! My goodness! Is there anything wrong? I wanted to ask... You are leaving! | Evie! What are you doing...
Come in! Come in! My goodness! Is there anything w...

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Any problem? No. I was just wondering... Does the newspaper keep files
of all the old papers? There's 45 years of 'em, kid, all the way back to
the first issue. Why? | Any problem? No. I was just wond...

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Yeah, I'm comin'. Oh, Mr. Thackeray. I stopped at the clarion.
You never went by to see them. Yeah, well, uh...
I don't really need a job. | Yeah, I'm comin'. Oh, Mr. Thackeray. I stopped at the clari...

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You can't take the hood
out of that boy! Oh, man! She dissed him! You're goin' nowhere with that. Way to go, Frankie! Hey, Frankie, give it up, bro! - Now I need another volunteer.
- I will. Arch. I w...

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You lost, sir? Oh, no, no. Not at all. Maybe you can help me. The douglases used to live here. Oh, they've been gone
a long time. Long time. | You lost, sir? Oh, no, no. Not at all. Maybe you can help...

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There's a lot of people lookin'
to waste me, you know that? You just made it
damned easy for 'em. | There's a lot of people lookin'
to waste me, you know that? You just made it
damned easy for 'em.

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Hi. Hi! I heard your students talking. What did you do today? Evie hillis read a poem
she wrote... Amazing... really. - Let me help you.
- Thank you. Evie's very talented. Why is she in section "h"? S...