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All right. Cut! All right. Goddamn, my wife always says
it's dangerous being a policeman. You guys are sensational. - A really good job.
- All right. Come on. Get the stuff on the truck. Grab the stuf...

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Get him! | Get him!

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There he is!
On the beach! | There he is!
On the beach!

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Nina! Nina! No! Nina! | Nina! Nina! No! Nina!

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Hang on, baby! We're home free! You okay? Shoot this, Eli! | Hang on, baby! We're home free! You okay? Shoot this, Eli!

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No need to look. There's really no need. If she loves you,
she's still there. If she doesn't, then it really
doesn't matter anyway, does it? Good luck. We need you, Lucky. | No need to look. There's r...

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How about over here?
Other side of the bridge. | How about over here?
Other side of the bridge.

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Keep the cars moving up there! Come on, boys!
Keep 'em moving! Hey, Whitey, what film you working on?
Stay with us. | Keep the cars moving up there! Come on, boys!
Keep 'em moving! Hey, Whitey, what f...

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Scoop this up your royal
Bavarian strawberry snatch! Aah! - It's not funny.
- Oh, baby. Aah! Come on. C- Come here. | Scoop this up your royal
Bavarian strawberry snatch! Aah! - It's not funny.
- Oh, ...

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I gotta go. Um, wh- What about the roadblocks? I'll go through the woods. Well, don't you suppose
there'll be cops in the woods? What the hell?
It's a nice night. I love the woods at night. It might b...

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Who are you? Name it. Who the hell are you? | Who are you? Name it. Who the hell are you?

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- How'd you know I was down here?
- The desk clerk. Hey, how 'bout that for luck, huh? Burt's from New York. There's no picture on the license. | - How'd you know I was down here?
- The desk clerk. He...

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What if I said I wasn't gonna do
the stunt? I'd say fine. What if I said I was
gonna leave tonight... and I wanted you to come with me? But we have one more day
of shooting. What if I can't wait? I ha...

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For me. Amazing how people
keep secrets around here. | For me. Amazing how people
keep secrets around here.

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I had a virgin once. Had to go to Guatemala for it. She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed
alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach. " | I had a virgin once. Had to go to Guatemala for it...

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Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah.

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He "banged her" twice
to confirm the awful truth. Was she supposed to be a virgin? | He "banged her" twice
to confirm the awful truth. Was she supposed to be a virgin?

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Tsk, tsk. | Tsk, tsk.

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Holy shit! Fire! | Holy shit! Fire!

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You'll get a belly laugh, Sam. What do you mean?
What are you talking about? They'll break their hearts over it. - No, there won't be a dry seat in the house.
- What, are you crazy? This is a work of ...

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- What are you doing?
- See, that's Eli... yelling his head off for you
to work on your scene. And that's us saying,
"Up yours, Eli. " I like that. - Would you please leave?
- I wanna make love to you...

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What is the matter with you? Nothing.
Everything's fine. Mmm. | What is the matter with you? Nothing.
Everything's fine. Mmm.

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The clock's electric.
It'll ring forever. Eli might really go for this. | The clock's electric.
It'll ring forever. Eli might really go for this.

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Oh. Oh, no. Mmm. Oh. Oh. That's twice for me today. Now and when I watched you
do your stunt. | Oh. Oh, no. Mmm. Oh. Oh. That's twice for me today. Now and when I watched you
do your stunt.

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Okay. Level out. Jesus! Shit. | Okay. Level out. Jesus! Shit.

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Bombs away. And here's some bubble water for you. Ah-ha!
That's the real thing. Voila! Like the service? | Bombs away. And here's some bubble water for you. Ah-ha!
That's the real thing. Voila! Like t...

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Follow him up!
Follow him up! | Follow him up!
Follow him up!

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Get in! Go on! Come on! Move your bloody ass! Go! Go, go! Fly this bastard!
Hurry! | Get in! Go on! Come on! Move your bloody ass! Go! Go, go! Fly this bastard!
Hurry!

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Who says things don't change? Try to get one of our guys
to do that in a B-52. | Who says things don't change? Try to get one of our guys
to do that in a B-52.

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How'd they, uh, get the film developed
so fast? | How'd they, uh, get the film developed
so fast?

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- What the hell is going on here?
- Take a number! Are you a man yet? Let go of me!
Let go of me! No! | - What the hell is going on here?
- Take a number! Are you a man yet? Let go of me!
Let go of me...

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A piece of cake.
Piece of- Don't stand there.
Go! Go! | A piece of cake.
Piece of- Don't stand there.
Go! Go!

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What are you doin'? Turn loose of my legs.
That's not the rou- | What are you doin'? Turn loose of my legs.
That's not the rou-

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Oh! Jesus Christ. | Oh! Jesus Christ.

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- Are we off camera?
- No, we're still- What the shit's going on here? It's 10:00 in the morning.
Take your toys and go play on the beach! | - Are we off camera?
- No, we're still- What the shit's goi...

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Aah!
Holy Jesus! Go! | Aah!
Holy Jesus! Go!

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You are scared, aren't you? Not really. Yes, you are. You're trembling. So are you,
and you're not even gonna jump. | You are scared, aren't you? Not really. Yes, you are. You're trembling. So are you...

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You think you can jump
from there to there? From there to there? Okey-dokey. Oh!
Very good! Except you're dead. Your brains
are scattered all over the pavement. I mean, you should land
in a tuck, and ...

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Raymond Bailey. It's a pleasure. Mine. My new cock and balls?
Not new. It's fairly important we don't
let that circulate for a while. So in the meantime, let's make believe
that he is Burt. But no lon...

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- How did you get out of the car?
- He didn't. He couldn't get out of a paper bag. The divers took him out of the car
and brought him here in the chopper. | - How did you get out of the car?
- He didn...

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Aaah! Hey! Hey!
Give me your hand! Give me your hand! Here! It's okay. I got you. Don't be afraid.
It's all right. It's all right. It's okay.
It's gonna be all right. | Aaah! Hey! Hey!
Give me your ha...

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All right, come on. Come on,
everybody back behind the ropes. Let's clear a helicopter pad down there!
Let's go, boys, come on. | All right, come on. Come on,
everybody back behind the ropes. Let's cl...

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Oh, my God! Come on, come on.
Look at him. | Oh, my God! Come on, come on.
Look at him.

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Cut!
That's a print! | Cut!
That's a print!

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Medics! Somebody get the medics! | Medics! Somebody get the medics!

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Zoom! Here he comes again! | Zoom! Here he comes again!

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Thanks.
I didn't think you saw me. Get out of here!
Go on, get out! You son of a bitch, get out! | Thanks.
I didn't think you saw me. Get out of here!
Go on, get out! You son of a bitch, get out!

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Hey, you stupid bastards!
Will you shut up! He's over here! Goddamn it,
he's gettin' away! Get over here! | Hey, you stupid bastards!
Will you shut up! He's over here! Goddamn it,
he's gettin' away! G...

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You dumb bastard!
You let him get away! | You dumb bastard!
You let him get away!

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Hey, that's a real beaut. That's some eagle.
Boy, that's like a billboard. - Y-Yeah.
- Is that order ready? I just wish the son of a bitch
could fly. You know? | Hey, that's a real beaut. That's some ...

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Somethin' hit the roof. So will the chief if we don't grab
this guy Cameron. | Somethin' hit the roof. So will the chief if we don't grab
this guy Cameron.

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You see that thing? Jesus Christ! Damn, that was close. Look!
Buzzard! Look at that! Hey! Jesus!
That goddamn crazy bird! He just tried to kill us. That's your point of view. Shall we stop and ask the...

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Eli Cross: Oh Burt, stop this worrying. You must have heard surely of movie magic. You should be a stunt man, who is an actor, who is a character in a movie, who is an enemy soldier. Who'll look for...

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It's Karen. We brought her back! | It's Karen. We brought her back!

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Break the ring! Break it! | Break the ring! Break it!

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Don't do it. When Karen did it, something
went wrong. She was never seen again. The circle won't be broken this time. No, no, no! We ran away once before
and we've regretted it ever since. - We must n...

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Nerak, get over here! Nerak! Come back! | Nerak, get over here! Nerak! Come back!

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- They should have been here by now.
- They won't come. Not back to this place. | - They should have been here by now.
- They won't come. Not back to this place.

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- Hello?
- You gotta do something for me! - Jan, what's wrong?
- I think I know what those circles meant. - The overlapping ones meant an eclipse.
- There's an eclipse today. And the circle at the pon...

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What time does it start? 12.30. Oh, rats! When Mike did this, it came out elephants,
not Ring Around the Rosey! Ring Round the Roses, it was. What's wrong? Nothing. Tell Mom I'm going back to sleep. |...

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I don't know, Jan. I can't remember. "Do again tomorrow." Do what? I don't know. I'm scared. | I don't know, Jan. I can't remember. "Do again tomorrow." Do what? I don't know. I'm scared.

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Ellie, you said it hardly ever happens.
What does it mean? | Ellie, you said it hardly ever happens.
What does it mean?

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Nearly too late. - Hardly ever happens.
- What hardly ever happens? | Nearly too late. - Hardly ever happens.
- What hardly ever happens?

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Not Karen! We've got to hurry! | Not Karen! We've got to hurry!

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- Enough of this hysteria! Give me the keys!
- I can't! | - Enough of this hysteria! Give me the keys!
- I can't!

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- What are you doing?
- We have to get off the bridge! Come on! Get out! | - What are you doing?
- We have to get off the bridge! Come on! Get out!

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- If we go back, they'll start again!
- Jan, stop it. Just stop it! | - If we go back, they'll start again!
- Jan, stop it. Just stop it!

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- We must go back.
- Don't be ridiculous. | - We must go back.
- Don't be ridiculous.

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- What's happening?
- I don't know. - The battery's shorting.
- It's trying to stop us. Nothing's trying to stop us. | - What's happening?
- I don't know. - The battery's shorting.
- It's trying to st...