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Archer, the rule book. The rule book says exercise
is dependent on the weather. - It looked like rain.
- But it didn't, sir. Dirty cell, Archer.
Governor's report. | Archer, the rule book. The rule bo...
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Answer Mr. Goodyear, lad. Stand up. Toyne's dead! He's killed himself in the Scrubs! He's dead! Look, I saw the guy
cut his wrists on A Wing and you sent him
to the Scrubs to kill hisself! He's dead! ...
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Well, I think that's covered
both wings, Mr. White. Unless there's anything else. And Meakin is satisfied
with the batter explanation. Meakin? | Well, I think that's covered
both wings, Mr. White. Unl...
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Thank you. What's that? Nothing, sir. Out. Yes, sir. | Thank you. What's that? Nothing, sir. Out. Yes, sir.
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- Archer!
- Sir? Report to my office! Yes, sir. | - Archer!
- Sir? Report to my office! Yes, sir.
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Sands! Sands!
Move your fucking self! Duke! | Sands! Sands!
Move your fucking self! Duke!
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Thanks, Mr. Duke. - It won't happen again.
- It's lovely. | Thanks, Mr. Duke. - It won't happen again.
- It's lovely.
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Get the bride.
Get the bride. How would you like it
if someone touched your wife up? All right.
I now pronounce you man and wife. You can shag the bride. | Get the bride.
Get the bride. How would you ...
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Now, you get some coal dust rubbed on
those marks, you fucking black bastard! | Now, you get some coal dust rubbed on
those marks, you fucking black bastard!
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This fucking tool! - Do you want some more?
- Leave it out, man. Now, I'm going to
tell you once, just once! - You listening to me, coon?
- Yeah! - You run B Wing.
- Right. All right? But for me. I gi...
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Carlin. That old Baldy says
the boiler house tomorrow. There'll be a whole
crowd of us there shoveling shit. He says just you and him.
All right? | Carlin. That old Baldy says
the boiler house tomorro...
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Oh, hello, Toyne.
What is it? Well, come on. What is it? - This. It came today.
- Yes, I know that. - Will you read it?
- But I have already. Read it again. | Oh, hello, Toyne.
What is it? Well, come ...
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Kill him! Fuck off! Fucking black bastard! Fucking jungle bunnies! - Fuck off!
- Get back! Get back! Get back! Black bastard! | Kill him! Fuck off! Fucking black bastard! Fucking jungle bunnies! - Fuc...
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Come on, boys. Move the fucking ball. | Come on, boys. Move the fucking ball.
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Rules! No punching in the face. No kicking in the goolies. And no biting. Kill that bloody little bastard! Get out of my way,
you black bastard. Hit him in the bollocks! | Rules! No punching in the fa...
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All right, Carlin. But don't push it. If there's any bother,
we'll have your bleeding guts. Right? I said, right? Yes, sir. On your way. | All right, Carlin. But don't push it. If there's any bother,
...
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In you go, Woods.
Name and number to the housemaster. Carlin! | In you go, Woods.
Name and number to the housemaster. Carlin!
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- Carlin.
- What? Baldy, the tinted daddy man
from B Wing. - He wants to meet you.
- Well, I don't talk to shit. He wants to meet, Carlin.
We know what for. He's a right hard nut.
When's it going to b...
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Dozy bastard, Banks!
You let him do you over, you twat! I slipped, sir. Don't come that with me.
Who do you think you're talking to? Carlin! I want you to name Carlin! I slipped, sir. | Dozy bastard, ...
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Who was it, Richards? Who was it? - Carlin? The coons?
- I slipped, sir. I'll give you fucking slipped! All right. On your feet! - Who did this?
- What, sir? - Come on, who did it?
- What, sir? - Wher...
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Leave it out, striper.
I weren't hurting you. - Gonk! You're in my bleeding way.
- Oi! It's all right, Ben. What's up with you, weirdo?
You want striping, do you? You might get left alone here,
but I'...
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Right. What shall we talk about? Any problems? Come along,
that's what I'm here for. | Right. What shall we talk about? Any problems? Come along,
that's what I'm here for.
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None of the lads will wear it, Banks.
You know they won't. What they going to do, then?
Walk about with pound notes? Pound notes aren't allowed in here,
are they, Dougan? Very stiff penalties
for anyt...
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- Morning, Mr. White.
- Good morning, sir. - Morning, Mr. Whittle.
- Everything looks fine. Thank you, sir. | - Morning, Mr. White.
- Good morning, sir. - Morning, Mr. Whittle.
- Everything looks fine...
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On your feet, lad. 4738, Davis, sir. - Whose radio is this, Davis?
- That's Eckersley's, sir. - What's it doing in your room?
- He lent it to me, sir. Come on, lad. Let's have the truth.
You've nicked...
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- "Dear Donald--"
- Ben. What? You forget the address. "3 Almeida Street, Islington, London, N1." All right?
"Dear Donald--" | - "Dear Donald--"
- Ben. What? You forget the address. "3 Almeida Street,...
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Oh, look at that!
All over my hair! Quiet, Jackson! Or do we want
Mr. Teezy-Weezy in there with you? I only washed it last night, sir. Quiet, you little poof.
And keep shoveling. - Sir?
- What is it, ...
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- 4568,Jackson, sir.
- Late, Jackson? No. They were one surplus
in the kitchen. So they sent me to you. Then get over there and get shoveling. | - 4568,Jackson, sir.
- Late, Jackson? No. They were one...
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There's more where
that came from, Carlin. You just keep
your fucking mouth closed! You ain't no daddy here. | There's more where
that came from, Carlin. You just keep
your fucking mouth closed! You a...
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Slasher.
Here, look at this. It's had a nightmare. | Slasher.
Here, look at this. It's had a nightmare.
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Right, Carlin.
I run this fucking gaff, and you're dead
if you come any of it in here. Leave off, will you?
I don't give a fuck who the daddy is. I don't want no trouble.
So just piss off, and let me ...
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Stand up, coon.
Name and number. Up to attention when I come in here!
I said up! He said up, didn't he? | Stand up, coon.
Name and number. Up to attention when I come in here!
I said up! He said up, d...
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Banks. Look to your front, Banks. - Carlin's been allocated to your wing.
- Oh, you hear that? Shut it, Richards! Three of them together. So you'll have
a bit more company, won't you? Yes, sir. - And ...
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Carlin. We don't leave our bed space
in that condition in here. Make up your bed pack
and put your gear away. On the double! | Carlin. We don't leave our bed space
in that condition in here. Make up y...
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In line, Davis. Attention! Right, up those stairs. Move! | In line, Davis. Attention! Right, up those stairs. Move!
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Out! Out! Out!
Come on, move! Move! Come on. On the double!
Double, double, double. Come on. Move it! Move it. You black bastard. Come on, coon. Move it. Over there. You! In. | Out! Out! Out!
Come on,...
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Your owner threw
the towel in. There must be
some mistake. No mistake. I said a letter, not a towel! I didn't have a letter. | Your owner threw
the towel in. There must be
some mistake. No mistake. I ...
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- The right hand and it's all over!
- All over? - What's the matter with you?
- It just isn't working out right. - I thought you wanted your money back.
- If he wins, I'll lose him! - You should've to...
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This cat is going to keep on at the
Knockout Academy, I'm telling you. | This cat is going to keep on at the
Knockout Academy, I'm telling you.
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My whole career is
in bed with him. Going up and down... up and down... and up and down. | My whole career is
in bed with him. Going up and down... up and down... and up and down.
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Wait a minute. What about the evils of sex
before a fight? You don't believe all
that crap, do you? | Wait a minute. What about the evils of sex
before a fight? You don't believe all
that crap, do you...
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You probably haven't had sex
for a long time. How long? Long enough. What is that supposed to mean? | You probably haven't had sex
for a long time. How long? Long enough. What is that supposed to mean...
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This is the night before
the fight, though... and you're not supposed to have
sex the night before a fight. I'm not having sex. I know that, but you're not supposed
to have sex for weeks before a figh...
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Because if I'm arousing you,
I understand completely, Kid. | Because if I'm arousing you,
I understand completely, Kid.
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I'm not turning you on
or anything, am I? Not at all. Then what's that? My foot. | I'm not turning you on
or anything, am I? Not at all. Then what's that? My foot.
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Don't get up or anything.
I just... want to get a little sip
of water here. This is not a pass, you know.
This is just thirst. You could have fooled me. | Don't get up or anything.
I just... want to g...
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Why don't I just go sit
in a chair, okay? No, I don't want you sitting in
the chair watching me sleep. I let you watch me sleep. Then I owe you one. Okay, good night. | Why don't I just go sit
in a ch...
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- I don't want to drive you crazy.
- You're not driving me crazy. | - I don't want to drive you crazy.
- You're not driving me crazy.
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I guess it's hard to be in bed
with me and not touch me... so if you want me to go,
just let me know. No problem. Go to sleep. | I guess it's hard to be in bed
with me and not touch me... so if you wa...
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It's your bed. Would you mind moving over? No. | It's your bed. Would you mind moving over? No.
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You're sitting on
a chair? Yeah. How come? Because somebody's
sleeping in my bed. I'm sorry.
I guess I dozed off. I'm going.
You need your sleep. So do you. | You're sitting on
a chair? Yeah. How come...
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Hey, Red. Wake up. Come on,
it's time to run. I don't want to run today.
You run without me. - How do you know I'll do it?
- I trust you. - I don't trust you. I'll get up.
- Good. | Hey, Red. Wake up....
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I can smell that perfume
all the way down here! Man, I can't take it. Man, I can't stand it no more!
Get this guy! | I can smell that perfume
all the way down here! Man, I can't take it. Man, I can't ...
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Percy. - Percy.
- What? Where is the bathroom? Outside. - Outside where?
- Outside anywhere! | Percy. - Percy.
- What? Where is the bathroom? Outside. - Outside where?
- Outside anywhere!
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Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm going to do. I was reading in this book... Tips in the Woods... | Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm going to do. I was reading in this book... Tips...
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Hi. - Excuse me.
- Sure. | Hi. - Excuse me.
- Sure.
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Knock, knock.
I'm coming in, ready or not. | Knock, knock.
I'm coming in, ready or not.
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After dinner we should do something.
I hear there's a beaver hunt in town. I went beaver hunting once. Fox hunting? Fox hunting. | After dinner we should do something.
I hear there's a beaver hunt in ...
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Don't expect somebody to serve you,
or you're liable to starve to death. If you see something, grab it.
That's why you've got hands. The important thing
is that you fit in. - In other words, forget yo...
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It's okay, I don't need any help.
I'm really fine. I'm tough and strong.
I'm really in very good shape myself. I'm very strong,
because I work out in the ladies gym... three times a week. Coming throu...
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What's taking you so long?
Are you still drying off your pecker? If you ask me, she's getting
in your pants more than I am. Who asked you? Kid, nobody saw it. Are you kidding?
My whole row cracked up....
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Hillary, I want to talk to you.
What? I'm a little busy. He's busy.
You're only busy between the rounds. He needs me to give him technical advice.
Watch your nose! Don't let him hit
you in the face. I...
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Stick it to him,
Kid, stick it to him. With the jab, with the jab. | Stick it to him,
Kid, stick it to him. With the jab, with the jab.
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Thank you... and good night. | Thank you... and good night.
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Yeah? You think you're through now?
You were through when I met you! Because you're a bum!
You're a crook! And a lousy driver! | Yeah? You think you're through now?
You were through when I met you! Be...
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Get out of there. You can't
get in there. I'm not going to be late
this time. You saw how angry he got
when I forgot the stool. Kid! The stool is in whenever
you're ready. Disqualified. | Get out of t...