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Hillary, I can't sit down. - You hurt that bad?
- No, I don't have a stool! Sorry. I'll be right back.
Wait here. Okay, Kid, I know it's tough.
Just settle down. Relax. Getting close.
You're doing fin...

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Get ready.
Another round is coming up. Yeah. Got it. Watch this. Percy, where's the bottle?
The bottle! | Get ready.
Another round is coming up. Yeah. Got it. Watch this. Percy, where's the bottle?
Th...

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David, she's Donna Rochester. - The girl.
- Pleased to meet you, Dave. David. You know,
like in Camp David. You're kidding?
That's you? Pick on somebody your own size!
Don't be afraid of him. | David,...

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Run, run. Yeah, hold on to him,
that's good. | Run, run. Yeah, hold on to him,
that's good.

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Get out of the corner. - Get out of the corner. Inside.
- Inside. | Get out of the corner. - Get out of the corner. Inside.
- Inside.

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David! What do you think
of my outfit? Good for the ring, huh? | David! What do you think
of my outfit? Good for the ring, huh?

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Where's my mouthpiece? I've got the mouthpiece.
Just a minute. | Where's my mouthpiece? I've got the mouthpiece.
Just a minute.

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It was just a tap.
I hardly hit her. Come on, Hillary.
Stop kidding around. Wait a minute, Hillary.
That's great. Hold it. She finally knows her place:
On her back with her mouth shut! Kid. He's not t...

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- There you go.
- Percy? What's the matter? My finger is not supposed
to be in there, is it? Let me see it again.
I missed it. You have to stretch
these muscles out. Hey, what are you doing? You sure ...

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Percy! Hi. So... Where's our Kid? He's getting dressed.
He'll be right out. Great. I bought some books
I thought might help. I hope they're Bibles. | Percy! Hi. So... Where's our Kid? He's getting dre...

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So long, boss. Where are you going? Home. I'll get the car.
Don't bother. But you don't have a ride. I've never had any trouble getting
home from a party in my life, cutie. | So long, boss. Where are ...

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- What's the matter with you?
- I don't want to fool around with you. - Can I be honest with you?
- Sure. You just don't turn me on. I don't? I'm glad we could be straightforward
about it right at the...

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I'm certainly no fool. I'm going to take advantage of
this opportunity. I'll take one. Thanks, David.
You're a very sweet man. Yes, that is
very sweet of you. However, I'm sure I speak for the rest
of...

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We're here tonight
to offer you... 10 points of the Kid's
contract for a mere... $300 a point. | We're here tonight
to offer you... 10 points of the Kid's
contract for a mere... $300 a point.

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First of all,
I want to thank you all for coming tonight. I guess it's no secret
what this night is all about. Although I'll be working out of a
gym instead of a perfume factory... the Kid has the sam...

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- Where have you been?
- It's a long way from Long Beach. | - Where have you been?
- It's a long way from Long Beach.

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Now, look,
just don't be nervous. I mean, do what everyone
else does. If you have any trouble with
the forks, just watch me. If you're worried about how I'll
be with your friends, I can leave. You're ...

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Didn't I tell you, my man?
She ain't got the stomach for it. Free again! Thank
God Almighty. Free again. | Didn't I tell you, my man?
She ain't got the stomach for it. Free again! Thank
God Almighty. ...

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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure. - Do you live alone?
- Yeah. It figures. | - Can I ask you something?
- Sure. - Do you live alone?
- Yeah. It figures.

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- Are you all right?
- Yeah! Good, because my lawyer
will be in touch with yours. That's all right with me,
because I ain't got a lawyer! | - Are you all right?
- Yeah! Good, because my lawyer
will be...

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You think you can stay in business
without me doing anything? Right. What are you doing? You said, "Right." Not you! Her! I'm getting confused. You can't get away with this.
You're going to have to st...

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Hello? Remember me? Hillary Kramer? From the gym, no money? Oh, yeah. We're fixing the roof.
The thumb leaks a little. | Hello? Remember me? Hillary Kramer? From the gym, no money? Oh, yeah. We're fix...

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It's not on the dotted line,
but it's legal. Hold it, please. | It's not on the dotted line,
but it's legal. Hold it, please.

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I'm sorry.
I was just looking... Not at you! I was just looking
for Mr. Big. Kid Big, Kid Natural. Kid Natural. He's right around the corner.
You can't miss him. Thank you very much. I want my money b...

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What's happening, mama? Go get 'em, sweetheart. | What's happening, mama? Go get 'em, sweetheart.

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David?
What? When you say
I have no money... do you mean I have to be careful at Saks,
or I can't afford toothpaste? You can always brush
your teeth at my house. Look, this is what you owe,
and these ...

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One, down,
two, three, four... stretch up... three, four... and squat, two, three, four,
and reach those fannies to the sky! | One, down,
two, three, four... stretch up... three, four... and squat, tw...

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Kick those heels up.
Energy, energy! No wonder your husbands
are leaving you. | Kick those heels up.
Energy, energy! No wonder your husbands
are leaving you.

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I hear they're gonna cut it
and put it on the street. No. That's what I heard. I love it in
its pure form. Don't you think they should
dilute it just a little? Well, of course, they'll have to.
It's s...

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Hillary Kramer: [Upon seeing Eddie's opponent] I've heard of fighting out of your class, but never out of your species. | I've heard of fighting out of your class but never out of your species

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David: So, you're her fighter?
Eddie 'Kid Natural' Scanlon: So, you're her husband?
David: Ex-husband.
Eddie 'Kid Natural' Scanlon: Well with a little luck I'll be her ex-fighter. | So you're her figh...

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Hillary Kramer: You have to tell me exactly what I do after the Kid wins. Do I just jump into the ring? Or do I apologize to the loser? Or maybe I just wave to the fans? | You have to tell me exactly...

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Percy: Man, you is the dumbest white guy I know. | You're the dumbest white man I know

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( car door opens ) Stu: GOOD NIGHT, DANNY BOY. ( car door closes ) ( car door opens, closes ) ( car engine starts ) ( car drives off ) | ( car door opens ) Stu: GOOD NIGHT, DANNY BOY. ( car door...

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( gasps ) OUCH. | ( gasps ) OUCH.

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I DID IT BECAUSE I COULD DO IT AND NOBODY ELSE COULD! YOU DID IT FOR ME, YOU LITTLE CREEP? NOW THEY WON'T GIVE HIM HIS BOOZE, CIGARS AND WHIPPING BOYS. YOU DID IT! AND I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP. YEAH WELL,...

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( scrapes, clangs ) ( clanging ) ( dog barking ) | ( scrapes, clangs ) ( clanging ) ( dog barking )

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( scraping ) ( clanging ) ( scrapes, clangs ) | ( scraping ) ( clanging ) ( scrapes, clangs )

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( metal clangs ) I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN HIM IN. IT WAS JUST A GAME. | ( metal clangs ) I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN HIM IN. IT WAS JUST A GAME.

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YOU PUT THE WALLET IN THE SAFE? UH-HUH. YOU REALLY DID IT. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT... - BUT YOU DID IT. - ( chuckles ) LOOK WHAT YOUR DAD DID TO YOUR APARTMENT. I LOOKED. | YOU PUT THE WALLET IN...

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- ( lounge music playing ) - ( applause ) ( Burke performing in distance ) | - ( lounge music playing ) - ( applause ) ( Burke performing in distance )

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( steam hissing ) ( car honks overhead ) ( manhole cover clangs ) ( thunder rumbling ) | ( steam hissing ) ( car honks overhead ) ( manhole cover clangs ) ( thunder rumbling )

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( clicks ) ( clicking ) | ( clicks ) ( clicking )

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( light clicking ) | ( light clicking )

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( door creaks ) ( clock ticking ) ( police siren blaring in distance ) ( thunder rumbling ) | ( door creaks ) ( clock ticking ) ( police siren blaring in distance ) ( thunder rumbling )

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( door clanging ) ( phone ringing ) | ( door clanging ) ( phone ringing )

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BOY, ARE THEY GONNA BE SURPRISED TO FIND YOU IN HERE. ( keys jingling ) ( cell door rumbles ) | BOY, ARE THEY GONNA BE SURPRISED TO FIND YOU IN HERE. ( keys jingling ) ( cell door rumbles )

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OKAY, COME ON. ( cell door rumbles, clangs ) IN HERE. OKAY, YOU'LL BE SAFE IT'LL BE IN ALL THE PAPERS. | OKAY, COME ON. ( cell door rumbles, clangs ) IN HERE. OKAY, YOU'LL BE SAFE IT'LL BE IN ALL THE...

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COMIN' BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. COME ON, I GOT REPORTERS Danny: SHH. | COMIN' BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. COME ON, I GOT REPORTERS Danny: SHH.

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( rattling ) | ( rattling )

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( people chattering ) | ( people chattering )

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IT SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIGN THIS. Guard #1: YOU EVER HAVE ANYBODY TRY TO BREAK OUT OF HERE? Guard #2: OH, YEAH, GUYS TRY TO GET OUT ALL THE TIME. HOW FAR DO THEY GET? | IT SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO...

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YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND. Officer: SHUT UP. YOU USED TO GET CHINESE FOOD FOR ME. Officer: I SAID SHUT UP. YEAH YEAH. - IF YOU GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE-- - YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH | YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND....

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( Stu sniffs ) SMELLS LIKE VOTERS IN HERE. | ( Stu sniffs ) SMELLS LIKE VOTERS IN HERE.

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WHAT? COULD I CLEAR THE ROOM, YOU KNOW, FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES? OH. | WHAT? COULD I CLEAR THE ROOM, YOU KNOW, FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES? OH.

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FOR GOD SAKES, I CAN'T OPEN IT THAT FAST WITH A KEY! | FOR GOD SAKES, I CAN'T OPEN IT THAT FAST WITH A KEY!

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GONNA SIT AROUND STU, ARE WE ALL AND WATCH HIM PICK LOCKS ALL DAY? WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME DRINKS, OKAY, HONEY? THANK YOU. | GONNA SIT AROUND STU, ARE WE ALL AND WATCH HIM PICK LOCKS ALL DAY? WHY DON'T...

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I TRIED TO DRAG HIM IN HERE, STU, BUT HE GOT THE KEYS OUT OF MY POCKET. HE THREW THEM AWAY. - I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE. - WHAT KEYS? - NOT MY KEYS? - Vernon: YEAH. YOU BETTER FIND THEM....

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HI. WE'RE HAVING A BANQUET. GRAB A LOBSTER. I WANT A JOB. I SEE YOU-- DID YOU SPEND ALL THE OTHER MONEY ALREADY? I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. WELL, WHAT KIND OF A JOB DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO FOR ME? I CAN DO...

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IT REALLY LOOKS DANGEROUS. GOIN' ON HERE? Burke: WHAT THE HELL'S OH MY GOD. | IT REALLY LOOKS DANGEROUS. GOIN' ON HERE? Burke: WHAT THE HELL'S OH MY GOD.

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( clock ticking ) BURKE, IT'S DANNY. | ( clock ticking ) BURKE, IT'S DANNY.

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NOW? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! | NOW? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

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AN ESCAPE IS ONLY GOOD YOU KNOW, WHEN IT LOOKS DANGEROUS. | AN ESCAPE IS ONLY GOOD YOU KNOW, WHEN IT LOOKS DANGEROUS.

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DON'T YOU EVER TRY A STUPID TRICK LIKE THAT. STUPID, HUH? WHAT IF HE HAD TIME TO HIDE IT SOMEWHERES? - I WAS THINKIN'-- - YOU, THINKING? LOOK.NOW LOOK, I'M THE KID, RIGHT? HUH?RIGHT? THEN THERE'S...

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( lock rattling ) | ( lock rattling )

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WHAT'LL IT BE? OKAY, I'D LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE OF MILK AND EGGS, PLEASE. WITH A SIDE I LIKE 'EM OVER EASY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE 'EM. OKAY. Waitress: CAN I HAVE A MILK, CHARLIE, AND...

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( door rattles ) ( doorbell buzzes ) Man over intercom: Say the magic word. HOW'S THAT? Say the magic word. I DON'T KNOW THE MAGIC WORD. It's "Open sesame." OPEN SESAME. ( door buzzing ) | ( door...

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( metallic thump ) ( metallic thump, scraping ) | ( metallic thump ) ( metallic thump, scraping )

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HERE, UNCLE BURKE, PICK A CARD. | HERE, UNCLE BURKE, PICK A CARD.