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Grab the wheel! Grab the wheel! Oh, shit! | Grab the wheel! Grab the wheel! Oh, shit!

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- Where'd they go? - They're coming up here right now. They're coming right, there they are. That's them! They're pulling up right alongside of us! All right, I'm gonna get 'em. - You wanna play some...

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- Hi, I'm Dink. Nice to meet you.
- Dink this. - Please don't hurt me! - I'm gonna go lie next to my friends. - No, no, no! | - Hi, I'm Dink. Nice to meet you.
- Dink this. - Please don't hurt me! - I...

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- Judy, I can't take it anymore. - The police came by the
Twisted Balloon tonight. - I killed Mr. Cheese. - What? - I killed Mr. Cheese. - You couldn't kill Mr. Cheese. He was like a father to you. Yo...

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- Jesus, Shakes! Boar! Hey, Boar! | - Jesus, Shakes! Boar! Hey, Boar!

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- Look at him. - Are you watching?
- I'm watching. - Now watch me closely. See, this is very important. | - Look at him. - Are you watching?
- I'm watching. - Now watch me closely. See, this is very i...

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- Oh, great. - Meet your maker, party clown. - Hey, sorry about the headlight. Tell you what. Why don't you pull over,
we'll exchange phone numbers. Get an estimate... Fuck you! Pay for your own headl...

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Will you stop that? - I thought you liked Lady of Spain. - I love Lady of Spain, but that's not Lady of Spain, is it, Ty? Damn, just play something else. I'm trying to count my money. Let's see, where...

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- Well, all right, Bink. What's the deal? - It's your move. - You know what? I really gotta learn how he did that. Remember that Cheese guy, the clown guy? The thing with the card. Hey, look. That's...

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- Boys, the poop has hit the fan. We just killed my boss. - Listen, Bink, it's been a lot of fun, but we gotta hit the road. We'll catch you on the flip-flop, son. - Wait, wait. Where are you going?...

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- Binky. Say, wait a minute. You clowns are on dope. - Where you going, old man? You didn't see nothing, all right? You saw five happy, jolly
clowns sitting around, eating a big plate of
beef, white, ...

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- We don't have to worry about this guy. He's out of it. Duh, hi, boys and girls. I'm Shakes the clown. | - We don't have to worry about this guy. He's out of it. Duh, hi, boys and girls. I'm Shakes...

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- Okay, now go in the back room and wait for the two rodeo clowns there. I'll be there. And Boots.
- Hmm? - Remember the code? | - Okay, now go in the back room and wait for the two rodeo clowns there...

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- Here's to Shakes getting fired. - He's thrown his last pie in this town. | - Here's to Shakes getting fired. - He's thrown his last pie in this town.

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Is Shakes all right?
- He's fine. He's got the toughest head I've ever seen. He'll be all right.
- Yeah. He's over at my place sleeping it off. He'll be sleeping it off all night. - How you doing, fuc...

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- Oh, I hope he's dead! - Hey, hey, what's wrong? - Oh, nothing. My teacher just nearly puked when he tried my peach flan, that's all. - Are you serious? It can't be that bad. Here, let me try it. -...

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I know if you have one you'll want more. - All right, calm down. - Oh, geez, he's puking! - All right, just calm down. Don't think about it, Shakes. - Should we stop?
- Just keep going. - Oh, please, ...

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- You only pick on
us 'cause we're artists. - Ah, fuck you, man. Get out of this box. | - You only pick on
us 'cause we're artists. - Ah, fuck you, man. Get out of this box.

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- Hey, hello? - Shakes, it's me, Stan.
- Hey, how you doing? - How am I doing? Where the fuck are you? - What?
- Bastard! You did it to us again. You did it to us again! - Jesus Christ.
- God dammit. ...

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- See you later, buddy.
- Go home, Murray. - Hey, the dotmobile. See you later.
- You should fix that clutch. - Do you remember where we're parked?
- I've got to urinate. | - See you later, buddy.
- G...

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- What, are you telling me
the cigar bothers you now? - No, actually, it
reminds me of my uncle. - Your uncle smokes cigars? - No, he stinks. - Come on, guys, let's call it a night. - All right, all r...

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- I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone. La la la la la la la. | - I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone. La la la la la la la.

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- What the hell are you
doing sneaking up on me? You scared the bejesus out of me. - You still sore, huh? - Yes, I'm still sore. What do you expect from me? - Baby, I can't explain everything. - Shake...

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" Bye! - Bye, Shakes.
- Bye, Shakes. - Bye. | " Bye! - Bye, Shakes.
- Bye, Shakes. - Bye.

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Hands. Hands. - I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe. | Hands. Hands. - I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe.

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- Your face wasn't made to
be getting hit with pies. - Don't laugh at me! Am I a joke to you? Some kind of a gag? Get up. Get up! | - Your face wasn't made to
be getting hit with pies. - Don't laugh a...

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Oh, those hands... Fabulous hands. You just have such neat hands. Hands that were made
for much better things than cleaning up clown vomit. Exciting things. I see a clown in your future, Judy. I see y...

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It's giving me all the trouble,
so we'll put it in here. - Where'd it go? - Boom! | It's giving me all the trouble,
so we'll put it in here. - Where'd it go? - Boom!

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- Hi, kids. It's your friend, Shakes the clown. | - Hi, kids. It's your friend, Shakes the clown.

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- Hey, buddy, I gotta use your can. - Hold it, jerk, not so fast.
- What? - The bathroom is for
paying customers only. - Don't I get a free mug? Man, fucking people. | - Hey, buddy, I gotta use your c...

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Dink: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
Stenchy: Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
Dink: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is,...

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Female Clown Barfly: I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread. | I got that peanut butter pussy brown smooth and easy to spread

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I just got a tattoo the other day. Oh, yeah? I kind of wanted to get one before I went away. I got a tattoo here last year. What's it say? It means "mommy." Oh, you have a diamond shape?
Very good. | ...

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800 is all you can give me? I need the money. Okay. | 800 is all you can give me? I need the money. Okay.

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800? Ah, it's worth more than that. I could get more than that for it. Go ahead. | 800? Ah, it's worth more than that. I could get more than that for it. Go ahead.

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Well? I'll give you 800 dollars for it. | Well? I'll give you 800 dollars for it.

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Is this the car? Yup. This's it. What's your name again? Allie. Aloysious. Man, what do you want? | Is this the car? Yup. This's it. What's your name again? Allie. Aloysious. Man, what do you...

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Fucking Christ! I don't believe it. That dude just stole my car! Did you see him? That's my car! That's my fucking car! Oh my God! That dude was wild style! Oh, no, man! You better get your ass out...

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Hey, could you put this in the box for me? Come on. Give me a break. What do I look like? A mailman? | Hey, could you put this in the box for me? Come on. Give me a break. What do I look like? A...

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Now I get it. It's "This gun is my legislative branch." Now, that's good. That's good. | Now I get it. It's "This gun is my legislative branch." Now, that's good. That's good.

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This gun is my legislative gun! | This gun is my legislative gun!

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What do you want to hear, kid? I don't care as long as it's vibrating and dug downtown. Man, what a sax! | What do you want to hear, kid? I don't care as long as it's vibrating and dug downtown. Man,...

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Hi, I'd like to buy some popcorn. Uh, 75 cents. | Hi, I'd like to buy some popcorn. Uh, 75 cents.

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Get out! Get out! All right. All right. | Get out! Get out! All right. All right.

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I want you to leave. What? Go! Get out of here. Why? I just wanted to
know what you are saying. [Speaking Spanish] You got to... you got to be quiet. | I want you to leave. What? Go! Get out of here....

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Excuse me, ladies.
It's time for your medication. Would you mind leaving the room
for a few moments,
and then you can come right back. Yeah, sure. | Excuse me, ladies.
It's time for your medication. W...

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I can hear the planes sometimes. I haven't heard them since the
war when we were bombed. Is there another war going on? | I can hear the planes sometimes. I haven't heard them since the
war when we we...

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I know who you are.
I know you are my son. I know because the thighs aren't yours.
And they don't belong to you. They were taken out
of your father's head. | I know who you are.
I know you are my son....

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My son's here to see me. How are you? Have you been alright? Do you feel alright here? | My son's here to see me. How are you? Have you been alright? Do you feel alright here?

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Take it easy. I'm going to get out of here, too. | Take it easy. I'm going to get out of here, too.

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Incoming round! What's the matter? Hey, that's an enemy plane!
Get on the ground! Take it easy, man. They're not even planes;
they're choppers. The Cong doesn't have choppers. Come on, man. Take it e...

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The building was blown up during the war. Blown up by who? The Chinese. | The building was blown up during the war. Blown up by who? The Chinese.

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What are you talking about? What war? | What are you talking about? What war?

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Walk through the rubble of the building where I was born. | Walk through the rubble of the building where I was born.

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But first I'm going to go back to
where I was born, the building that my mother
and father lived in. It was blown up during the war. I'm going to walk through the rubble there. And just look at it one...

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I haven't seen her in over a year. She's in an institution. | I haven't seen her in over a year. She's in an institution.

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Up until now. Because I've decided to... go visit someone I haven't seen in a long time. I'm going to go back and see my mother. | Up until now. Because I've decided to... go visit someone I haven't...

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I have this feeling... inside my head that's been
haunting me for a long time. | I have this feeling... inside my head that's been
haunting me for a long time.

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But I don't care anymore, you know.
I don't want to think about it. I know that when I get the feeling,
you know, the drift is going to take me. | But I don't care anymore, you know.
I don't want to t...

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Some people, you know, they they can distract themselves with ambitions and motivation to work, you know, but it's not for me. | Some people, you know, they they can distract themselves with ambitions...

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But it's better to think that you're not
alone when, you know, you're drifting, even though you are. Instead of just knowing
that you're alone all the time. | But it's better to think that you're not
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That's why I just drift, you know. People think it's crazy. | That's why I just drift, you know. People think it's crazy.

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I'm finished with it. I'm tired of being alone. Everyone is alone. | I'm finished with it. I'm tired of being alone. Everyone is alone.

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You know, sometimes I think
I should just live fast and die young. And go in a 3-piece white
suit like Charlie Parker. Not bad, huh? | You know, sometimes I think
I should just live fast and die young...

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Doesn't seem like you sleep at all. Well, I have my dreams while I'm awake. | Doesn't seem like you sleep at all. Well, I have my dreams while I'm awake.

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Walking. Just walking around. I can't seem to sleep at night. Not in this city. | Walking. Just walking around. I can't seem to sleep at night. Not in this city.

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Where have you been? I haven't seen you since Thursday. | Where have you been? I haven't seen you since Thursday.

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Father Christmas | English subtitles transcribed by
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Allie: [reading from a book] She has dropped a roll of paper from her breast. A stranger picks it up, shuts himself in his room all night, and reads the manuscript, which contains the following: When...