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Max, you didn't
do that, did you? No, I really didn't. | Max, you didn't
do that, did you? No, I really didn't.

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Oh, look, Max. Aw...
Oh, yeah, it's Randy. Oh, look at that.
He's not even afraid of you. I guess not. | Oh, look, Max. Aw...
Oh, yeah, it's Randy. Oh, look at that.
He's not even afraid of you. I gue...

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Holy shit.
They did it to me again. | Holy shit.
They did it to me again.

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That honky son of a bitch tooted
up the last of my demon powder, and I don't have to
stand for that. Hmph! These people don't know
good help when they see it. | That honky son of a bitch tooted
up the...

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You really do love me,
don't you, Darcy? Yes. | You really do love me,
don't you, Darcy? Yes.

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Then what am I doing up here? God, Max! Can't you
see how scared I am? Would I be here
if I didn't love you? | Then what am I doing up here? God, Max! Can't you
see how scared I am? Would I be here
if...

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I see you with other guys
and I get angry and I make bad things happen.
You couldn't love me. I do! I do! I don't believe you. | I see you with other guys
and I get angry and I make bad things happen....

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Max! Max! Please don't do anything! Believe me, I love you!
I love you! I'm a monster. Look at me.
This is the real me. Max, you're not a monster! Yes, I am. I know I am. No! Oh! | Max! Max! Please do...

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Ow! Oh, for... All right, Fiedler! Tomorrow morning you
hear from my attorney! Max! | Ow! Oh, for... All right, Fiedler! Tomorrow morning you
hear from my attorney! Max!

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Cease! Aah! Help! For God's sake,
somebody get me down! Help! Max! Max! Not him. Max, give me a break!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Help! | Cease! Aah! Help! For God's sake,
somebody get me down! Help! Max! ...

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You missed. Oh... No! Max! Max, it's all right.
He dropped the gun. Please stop before you
kill somebody. Please! For God's sake...
Max! | You missed. Oh... No! Max! Max, it's all right.
He dropped th...

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Dorita!
Uh-uh, uh-uh. This ain't no ordinary
demon, child. Youse on your own now. What do I do? Be nice to him. Aah! Rest in peace, dipshit!
No! | Dorita!
Uh-uh, uh-uh. This ain't no ordinary
demon, c...

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Yes! I like it! Uh-oh. | Yes! I like it! Uh-oh.

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Now, he touch that, he die. Oh, boy.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. ♪ Nobody knows... Oh, boy! | Now, he touch that, he die. Oh, boy.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. ♪ Nobody knows... Oh, boy!

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I told you that boy is sick. This is demon powder. | I told you that boy is sick. This is demon powder.

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I think I got his attention. All right, you shifty bastard! Let's settle this thing
right now! | I think I got his attention. All right, you shifty bastard! Let's settle this thing
right now!

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Oh, my God, Max.
You look terrible. | Oh, my God, Max.
You look terrible.

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Darcy, is he dangerous? I'm gonna go up there
and help him. | Darcy, is he dangerous? I'm gonna go up there
and help him.

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Coffee, Max? I think I'm gonna
go up to my room. | Coffee, Max? I think I'm gonna
go up to my room.

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What the hell is that
supposed to mean, Brian? And what are you looking at! It's not funny! I'm not a freak. He's the freak! I'm a goddamn good-looking man. | What the hell is that
supposed to mean, B...

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Oh, no... I... I'm not afraid. I'm not scared, you know. Max... Oh! | Oh, no... I... I'm not afraid. I'm not scared, you know. Max... Oh!

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Dorita! Max... | Dorita! Max...

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Darcy, would you mind
steppin' in here for a second? | Darcy, would you mind
steppin' in here for a second?

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What's the matter?
What are you looking at? Your aura. My aura?
Uh-huh. It's green with
little yellow spots. | What's the matter?
What are you looking at? Your aura. My aura?
Uh-huh. It's green with
l...

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Oh, look!
There's what's-his-name. Randy.
Randy, yeah. How was your little
talk with Mark? Don't get nervous, Max.
He's a jerk. Oh, sure. I knew that.
I knew it was nothing. Dinner's almost ready.
Are...

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I don't understand why you cling to
that poor distraught man up there. I mean, a man in his condition can't possibly maintain
a stable relationship. I would-I would seriously hope you'd come to
the he...

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Come on, we'll go for
a walk on the beach, ok? No, that's ok. You go ahead.
I'll-I'll rest for a while. You sure?
Ok, I'll be back soon. | Come on, we'll go for
a walk on the beach, ok? No, that's ok....

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Darcy, can we talk? Wait, just let me get this op... Dammit! Could you give that a try? Oh, my... Did you see that? I did that. Yeah, sure. | Darcy, can we talk? Wait, just let me get this op......

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I'm ready. All right. Honey, we'll
be back in just a minute. Yeah, sure, go on, all of you.
Look the place over. I'd come with ya,
but I gotta think. Scram! And right in here is your room. Oh, Lorrain...

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I told you she's a character.
Didn't I tell you? Hey, boys.
Dorita made us Zombies. After we finish,
I'll take you to your room. Here you go, honey. | I told you she's a character.
Didn't I tell you? ...

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Hi! Hi! | Hi! Hi!

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Honey, do you
believe in telekinesis? Absolutely not. God. There's this guy at work
- it's not important who he is - but he says he's been moving
things with his mind. Max, you promised not
to talk ab...

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Ohh, ohh... Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Oh, Max. Oh. | Ohh, ohh... Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Oh, Max. Oh.

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Well, good night, Barry. Hey, come on, Darcy. Let me come upstairs
with you, all right? I had a rough time tonight. Barry, you know I don't
feel that way about you. We're just good friends.
Good night...

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Barry, what a real coup.
How'd you get Stolichnaya? The guy's got a phone, right?
So I called him. That's what I would
have done, Barry. Wonderful. Really. No, please, no.
I mean that. You must be ner...

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I'll see you tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow.
Right. | I'll see you tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow.
Right.

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The fettuccine alfredo. All right. | The fettuccine alfredo. All right.

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That's it! 21-6. Nice try on that last one, Max. | That's it! 21-6. Nice try on that last one, Max.

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Are you sure this
is the right address? Yeah, 159. It's what
Brian wrote. Come on. Wow. We shall see. | Are you sure this
is the right address? Yeah, 159. It's what
Brian wrote. Come on. Wow. We shall...

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Darcy, from now on, I'm gonna do everything
in my power to control myself and prove
to you that I trust you. | Darcy, from now on, I'm gonna do everything
in my power to control myself and prove
to yo...

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Mr. Fiedler,
is everything all right? Oh, everything's fine,
Dubrovnik. I'm just not hungry tonight. I understand.
Here's something for pussy. What? Scraps, for Miss Darcy's cat. Oh. Oh, thank you,
Du...

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Hi, Darcy. It's Max.
I'll be home at six. And, uh, to make up for
that argument last night, I'll take us both out to
a nice dinner at Dubrovnik's. Ok? Bye, hon. | Hi, Darcy. It's Max.
I'll be home at ...

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Hi, this is Darcy and Max. We can't come
to the phone right now because, one, we're not home;
two, we're busy fighting; or three, we're in bed. It's three. It's three. Hello? | Hi, this is Darcy and M...

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♪ Illusion, confusion ♪ It's hard to know
what to believe ♪ Solution, pollution ♪ It's such a tangled web
we weave ♪ You keep on hopin'
that you'll find ♪ A way to ease
your troubled mind ♪ There's al...

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Mark Winslow: I'm not a freak. He's a freak. I'm a goddamn good-looking man. | It's not funny I'm not a freak He's the freak I'm a goddamn good looking man

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Aah! Unh! You all right, Huck? I just tripped. I'm all right.
Keep goin'! Unh! Unh! Last call for Cairo
and all points north! All aboard! Almost there, Huck! | Aah! Unh! You all right, Huck? I ...

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- Come on!
- It's the boy with that runaway slave! Hit the trail! Get 'em! | - Come on!
- It's the boy with that runaway slave! Hit the trail! Get 'em!

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Won't be long now, Deputy Hines! Push it! Push it! Got it? Almost got it! Push! Eeewwhh! Oh! | Won't be long now, Deputy Hines! Push it! Push it! Got it? Almost got it! Push!...

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Hey, we found it, doc!
They hit it! All right, heave! | Hey, we found it, doc!
They hit it! All right, heave!

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Well? Dig it up! | Well? Dig it up!

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My pap were a bad one, my pap were a bad one, but he were my pap. If you see him, tell him Huck says hello. Good night! | My pap were a bad one, my pap were a bad one, but he were my pap. If you see...

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Slice of heaven, King.
Feels like a slice of heaven. Come on! | Slice of heaven, King.
Feels like a slice of heaven. Come on!

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I figured that
before I took off, I'd grab that gold
away from them two frauds. Then when I was long gone, I'd write Mary Jane and
tell her where I hid it. | I figured that
before I took off, <...

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Aah! Allow me. Wow! | Aah! Allow me. Wow!

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Yeah. Yes, of course. Er, might we, uh, pay our respects to our
brother's remainders? ♪ | Yeah. Yes, of course. Er, might we, uh, pay our respects to our
brother's remainders? ♪

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Hey, don't I know you two? Yeah, I do! You're that... Stand aside! | Hey, don't I know you two? Yeah, I do! You're that... Stand aside!

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I told you before, she's my woman!
No, she's not! | I told you before, she's my woman!
No, she's not!

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Uh, begging your pardon on this, can any of you
good people tell me... Where Mr. Peter Wilks lives? I'm looking for Mr. Peter Wilks. Get out of the way,
for heaven's sake. | Uh, begging your pardon on...

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I'd poked around a little... And found out that
a steamboat was leavin'... From Phelps Landing
the day after tomorrow... And headin' all the way
up to Cairo. So all we had to do was put up with
them r...

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Come on, Huck.
Gotta bring him home. | Come on, Huck.
Gotta bring him home.

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Huck! Huckleberry! You were mighty good
to me, Billy. I'm sorry I didn't
tell you my real name. It's Huck. Huckleberry Finn. I'm sorry, Billy. | Huck! Huckleberry! You were mighty good
to me, B...

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See anything? No. Let's try this way! | See anything? No. Let's try this way!

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Shoot 'im, boys! Don't let 'im get away! | Shoot 'im, boys! Don't let 'im get away!

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Come on, come on! We should've waited
for the relations. Them Shepherdsons
knew we were comin'! What happened
to Miss Sophie? Her and that Shepherdson
made it across the river. Them dirty scoundrels.
...

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- Hey, Billy!
- Hey, Billy. I-it's me, it's me! Huck... I
mean, George! What's goin' on? George, they ambushed us! They
killed my pa and all my brothers! Hell, they pert near
killed us all! | - Hey, B...

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Cyrus! What's goin' on? Miss Sophie went off
to marry a Shepherdson. Well, where'd everybody go? The
women went to raise the relations. Billy and the menfolk, they gonna try
and kill that Shepherdson ...

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Hmm? Jim? 'Bout time for us to be leavin'. Huck? Shut up, Jim. Sorry I'm late. | Hmm? Jim? 'Bout time for us to be leavin'. Huck? Shut up, Jim. Sorry I'm late.

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You're still my best
and only friend. Huck Finn. Okay, all right.
Enough of this slop. | You're still my best
and only friend. Huck Finn. Okay, all right.
Enough of this slop.

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Come on, George,
it's supper time! I'll be right there. Jim! | Come on, George,
it's supper time! I'll be right there. Jim!