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Can't we go any faster? It's a small motor, Michelle.
It won't go any faster. How long before the police get there? Oh, God, I hope they're there. They said they were going by helicopter. | Can't we g...
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Listen to me. There is a killer out there. Oh, come on, Michelle.
Todd put you up to this? God damn it! Look at those kids! | Listen to me. There is a killer out there. Oh, come on, Michelle.
Todd put...
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Grab this pole. Come on, just another inch. Pull it. What's with the raft?
Where are my canoes? Jeff, where's the outboard? What do you want with the outboard? | Grab this pole. Come on, just another ...
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Michelle, I'm so tired.
I can't paddle anymore. Paddle! Now, we're almost there.
What do you want to do, stop right now? Deep down there you can do it. Come on. You can do it. - Come on.
- Let's go. |...
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Just get back to camp and get me
some help. That's all I want you to do. Just get me some help. All right, come on, come on. | Just get back to camp and get me
some help. That's all I want you to do. ...
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I know we're gonna die, for real. We'll never get back. | I know we're gonna die, for real. We'll never get back.
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Is Alfred there? - Hey, there's Todd.
- Where? Hey, Todd! Todd. Can you do something about the raft? | Is Alfred there? - Hey, there's Todd.
- Where? Hey, Todd! Todd. Can you do something about the ra...
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Hey, Dave, what do you really
think is happening? I don't know. Am I swimming out there?
Hang on a minute. | Hey, Dave, what do you really
think is happening? I don't know. Am I swimming out there?
Ha...
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Oh, my God. Todd! | Oh, my God. Todd!
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Sally? Sorry it took so long, babe. Hey, Sally? Hey, listen now,
you playing hide and seek? Peekaboo! | Sally? Sorry it took so long, babe. Hey, Sally? Hey, listen now,
you playing hide and seek? Peek...
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Listen, you stay warm, you hear?
Because I'm coming right back. | Listen, you stay warm, you hear?
Because I'm coming right back.
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Hey, wanna know something? I'm gonna sneak on back to the campsite. Get some matches. Come back here and build us a hot fire. What do you think about that? - Don't be long.
- Not a second longer than ...
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Glazer! Don't you think we shouldn't be
so far away from the others? Trust me, baby. Trust me. It's okay. It's okay. Easy, Glazer, please. Relax, baby. Be good, it's gonna be good.
Trust me. - Relax.
...
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Come on, we better get back
before it gets dark? I've got a better idea. | Come on, we better get back
before it gets dark? I've got a better idea.
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God, look at this.
We really could get lost so easily here. That's kind of what I was hoping for. Get out. Do you think those kids got back all right? Probably back right now. - I hope so.
- Come on, ...
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- Woody, get ready to grab it.
- All right. We're going to go on,
so you got to get ready to hold on. All right. | - Woody, get ready to grab it.
- All right. We're going to go on,
so you got to get r...
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- Here we go, Fish.
- I'm going. I got seaweed on here. Don't worry about that,
we'll have a canoe! - I can't believe it!
- Eddy, Eddy! Get ready to grab it, man.
I'm going on board. | - Here we go, F...
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Come on, dig in. Dig in. - I'm tired.
- I'm tired. What do you mean you're tired?
We're doing all the work up here. Shut up, Woodstock! Hey, hey, hey!
Will you all please shut the fuck up - and just k...
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Come on, paddle together!
Paddle together! I'll be 84 by the time you get help here. - Goodbye!
- Goodbye! | Come on, paddle together!
Paddle together! I'll be 84 by the time you get help here. - Good...
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Okay, kids, listen up. Eddy's in charge. All right, Eddy! Okay? He'll get you back
to the main camp. Eddy, no side trips.
Straight back to camp, right? - No lefts, no rights, straight ahead.
- Remembe...
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No, Glazer! No! - What's the matter?
- Not here! What's the matter now?
You know you want to. Later... Maybe. - You mean that?
- Sure. That a girl, Sally. Listen, you can trust me, you hear? It's gonn...
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Where are my clothes? Come on, please? Oh, no. | Where are my clothes? Come on, please? Oh, no.
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Come on, you guys. Come on. | Come on, you guys. Come on.
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- It's nice?
- It's freezing. Come here, I'll warm you up. | - It's nice?
- It's freezing. Come here, I'll warm you up.
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Oh, this is great! You gotta come in. This is the best. | Oh, this is great! You gotta come in. This is the best.
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You're free to do what you want.
I'm taking a dip. - Eddy?
- What? Promise? Hey, relax. Just going to take a quiet swim around
and head back to the camp. Come on. | You're free to do what you want.
I'...
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You asshole, Eddy. - Real funny, man.
- You freak. You motherfucker! | You asshole, Eddy. - Real funny, man.
- You freak. You motherfucker!
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Come on, you guys. We're canoeing, not showering. | Come on, you guys. We're canoeing, not showering.
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- Michelle, control your campers.
- Todd! | - Michelle, control your campers.
- Todd!
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Hey, Woodstock, straighten up. I'm doing the best I can, man.
Can't you take it easy? Hey, I told you not to beat your
schlong last night. It drains your power. Straighten up, Glazer. When Glazer stra...
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- Woodstock?
- Todd, you scared the shit out of me. Come on, let's go. | - Woodstock?
- Todd, you scared the shit out of me. Come on, let's go.
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Well, I guess you've all
made friends by now, so however you team up,
stick with your buddy. | Well, I guess you've all
made friends by now, so however you team up,
stick with your buddy.
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- Come on, let's keep it... Come on, quiet.
- Quiet! That's better. Okay, I just want to say a couple of things
about the overnight. Some of you older ones
are leaving tomorrow for a three-day canoe
t...
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Hey, you wanna know something, man?
You're weird. That's your fucking problem, man.
You're a weirdo, man. Hey, what's keeping you guys?
There's not gonna be any dinner left. Come on, let's go. Come on...
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- What's up, man?
- My God! - What are you looking at?
- At the window, there. There, there, at the window. - Take it easy, man. What's going on?
- It was a face. A horrible face at the window. Yeah, ...
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- Howdy do, boys? What are you doing?
- Hey, how you doing? He's under, he's up, he's in there.
All right. - Who ordered the Playboy?
- Over here. Dave, did you get my Hustler? Hustler? What do you wa...
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- How many?
- Give me three. - All right.
- I'll take three. All right. | - How many?
- Give me three. - All right.
- I'll take three. All right.
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Sorry, Glazer. You won't think that's so funny
when I get my hands on you. You're a dead boy... | Sorry, Glazer. You won't think that's so funny
when I get my hands on you. You're a dead boy...
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You think that's funny? Woodstock, I think you got him. You aren't gonna think it's so funny
when I get my hands on you. And Woodstock, you're a dead boy,
you hear me? | You think that's funny? Woodst...
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- Hey, Sally.
- Hi, Barb. Hey, Dave show up last night? | - Hey, Sally.
- Hi, Barb. Hey, Dave show up last night?
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Come on, Tiger. Find the ball. Give me a chance. I'll find it. | Come on, Tiger. Find the ball. Give me a chance. I'll find it.
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Jeez, it's gotta be here somewhere. Tiger, come on, forget it!
We'll use another ball. | Jeez, it's gotta be here somewhere. Tiger, come on, forget it!
We'll use another ball.
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Rhoda! Rhoda! Rhoda! Come on! | Rhoda! Rhoda! Rhoda! Come on!
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Oh, my God! Who are you? Leave me alone. Will you, please? Please, just go. Just please go. I... Please go! No! No, get away!
Get away from me, please! Help! Help! Help! | Oh, my God! Who are you? Lea...
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Like the low-key lighting?
That's all right with me. Aren't you gonna take off your hat? Of course, if you wanna keep your hat on,
keep your hat on. I mean, I got guys who wanna do
it wearing all sort...
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Are you coming up? 'Cause I'm going in. | Are you coming up? 'Cause I'm going in.
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Hey, if you're coming in,
why don't you come on in? I mean, ain't no use standing out there. | Hey, if you're coming in,
why don't you come on in? I mean, ain't no use standing out there.
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Come on, man, take a look. You ain't gonna see nothing
standing over there. Come on, man, take a look. Come on. | Come on, man, take a look. You ain't gonna see nothing
standing over there. Come on, m...
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- I can't believe it.
- Come on, let's get out of here. Come on! | - I can't believe it.
- Come on, let's get out of here. Come on!
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Hold it. Okay, guys, this is it.
Take the light. Give me the box. Run around the back.
Let's get him. Do it! | Hold it. Okay, guys, this is it.
Take the light. Give me the box. Run around the back.
Le...
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All right, where's Kent? He's already inside. - Matches. Matches, matches!
- Here. | All right, where's Kent? He's already inside. - Matches. Matches, matches!
- Here.
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-Off into the land of the great unknown.
-Look. You weren't kidding. You really are
Leaving a Little more than a note. Well, Enid never did Like to come home
to a dark house. | -Off into the land of t...
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No, no, no. Up front,
right next to Captain Vic. -Where are we going?
-How should I know? You tell me. I'm just driving. | No, no, no. Up front,
right next to Captain Vic. -Where are we going?
-How sh...
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All right, damn it. You're on.
Let's do it. This is crazy, but there's something
so right about it. Let's go. -Hold it. Not so fast, pal.
-What? Don't you think you should
Leave a note for Enid? You'r...
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Where are you going? Oh, I have an emergency meeting of my
Native American art study circle. -Where'd that getup come from?
-It was a present. Oh, that must be Mr. Thundersky. -Mr. Thundersky?
-My rid...
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-Elaine, I don't want you in that truck!
-I can't hear you. I'll call you next week. Don't forget
to mall my allowance. Bye. See you later, wart-head. | -Elaine, I don't want you in that truck!
-I can...
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{Y:i}And now back to
our afternoon feature... {Y:i}...Redstone Romance, starring
Clive Breck er... {Y:i}...Marjorie Crane and Sky Saxon. Hey, Dad, thanks.
It was far-out. Goodbye. -Where you going?
-B...
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Ramona. Surprise! See, buddy, I got you breakfast. Hey, Daddy, Vic brought
my five favorite junk foods. Elaine, get out the china. We'll inhale
this poison on the good stuff. -Where's all that plum sa...
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-Hey, brother, how about a beer?
-No, thank you. Look at that thing go. -What's wrong with the water?
-No pressure. Can't you see? -Well, what can we do about it?
-I know what we can do. -What?
-Get s...
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All right, here, then. It works. Go ahead. Call the fire department. You see, he won't even use
the phone. This is just another one of
his cheap tricks. Isn't that right, Vic? Look at him, Enid. You'r...
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Earl. Earl, come quick! Where are you, are you
upstairs? Earl? -Vic, what happened?
-We're losing the house, babe. | Earl. Earl, come quick! Where are you, are you
upstairs? Earl? -Vic, what happened?...
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Hey, Vic. They got your truck. Looks as good as new.
Not a scratch on it. Well, where's breakfast? Not a scratch? | Hey, Vic. They got your truck. Looks as good as new.
Not a scratch on it. Well, wher...
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Careful. That mother freaking
snap back between... ...your legs and lash your
whacker off something fierce. | Careful. That mother freaking
snap back between... ...your legs and lash your
whacker off ...
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Enid?
Do you realise how this looks? Should have slipped it through the mall
slot while you had the chance, Earl. This is going to take explaining, Enid.
A helluva lot of explaining. -Daddy, what's th...
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Is that the dog?
Enid, is that goddamn dog in there? It's all right.
He's housebroken. Almost. What the hell is going on in there? | Is that the dog?
Enid, is that goddamn dog in there? It's all right...
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Enid? -Yes, Earl?
-Why is this door Locked? | Enid? -Yes, Earl?
-Why is this door Locked?
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Why do I keep getting sucked
into these degrading conversations? Why should I assume that suddenly
you’ll turn into a human being? Both you or Ramona. | Why do I keep getting sucked
into these degradi...
