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- Abbey, come on. We got to get Jackie. Abbey! | - Abbey, come on. We got to get Jackie. Abbey!

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- I'm gonna get you, Addley! I'm gonna get youl! | - I'm gonna get you, Addley! I'm gonna get youl!

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- Hey, Bert. He doesn't have to be dressed. - Bert
doesn't have to be dressed. - Somebody
doesn't know how to spell. There was a penguin in show biz, you know? - There was? - Yeah. - Really? | - Hey, ...

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Okay, boys! Now, take a break! - Abbey, come over here now. | Okay, boys! Now, take a break! - Abbey, come over here now.

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Now, take care of the big one, Ike! | Now, take care of the big one, Ike!

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- Okay, boys. Now, let's get to work. | - Okay, boys. Now, let's get to work.

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- Addley, Ike! It's exercise time. - Don't you ever say backwards again! We citified. You look around! - Come on, let's go. Let's do the exercises. Come on, let's go, Ike. - Don't you ever say...

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You thinking of going somewhere? Why, you ain't even ate yet. - You bastard!
- What do we got over here? - Where's Jackie? - Oh, now she wants to know where she is. - You backwards, perverted piece of...

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- Breakfast, breakfast,
breakfast, breakfast! - Hey, looks like my little
babe's been sleepwalking. | - Breakfast, breakfast,
breakfast, breakfast! - Hey, looks like my little
babe's been sleepwalking...

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- Can we go feed the other two now? - Okay, but hurry down. We got to do our exercises. | - Can we go feed the other two now? - Okay, but hurry down. We got to do our exercises.

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- Finish your cheese spread, Ike! It's good for the liver! What happened to your girlfriend? - Uh, she ain't feeling
so good this morning, Ma. I, uh, I don't think
she'll be coming down. - Uh-uh. | - ...

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- Look! Look what got away last night. - Baby raccoon's leg. - Addley, you're going to
get blood all over the floor. Now, give me that. - I guess it ate its way out of the trap. Must have spent all ni...

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- Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid. - Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid. - Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid. | - Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid. - Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid. - Punk sucks. - Disco's stupid.

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- Wake up! It's me, Big Bird, and
it's time to get up! Open your little eyes now! Don't roll over and go back to sleep. Come on, now. One foot out of bed. Now the other one. Okay, have a nice day! And...

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Can she stay in our room tonight, Ma? Huh? - Yeah, can she, Ma? - Well, okay. But I don't want you
two complaining tomorrow about how tired you are. | Can she stay in our room tonight, Ma? Huh? - Yeah...

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Bitch, bitch, bitch! Bitch, bitch, bitch! | Bitch, bitch, bitch! Bitch, bitch, bitch!

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- Okay, lady. Now, walk like a little girl. Like a little girl! | - Okay, lady. Now, walk like a little girl. Like a little girl!

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- Real nice. - Addley, what do you want to do? - I don't know. What do you want to do? - I don't know. What do you want to do? - Park bench, the park bench! The park bench! Okay, Ma? The park bench? -...

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Come on. Get out! See you later. - Have a good day! | Come on. Get out! See you later. - Have a good day!

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- I'm gonna put this around you. Come now. Come on, come on. | - I'm gonna put this around you. Come now. Come on, come on.

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- Hey! Don't you do that to me, you bitch! - Ike! - Ma, I want her first. Her fist. - Not as the first one, dear! Her first. - Oh, but Ma, she can't make -- - Ike! That's it! | - Hey! Don't you do...

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- You're a real pretty girl. - Don't touch me,
you sadistic motherfucker. - Don't you do that! Addley! Addley!
- Get off of me! Goddamnit. Fuck you, crazy bastards. | - You're a real pretty girl. - Do...

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- All right, Ike and Addley. Now, let's see what you brought Mother. Well, let's see her. | - All right, Ike and Addley. Now, let's see what you brought Mother. Well, let's see her.

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We got the girls at Fonzie Lake. - Yeah. And I got the one that almost got away. - You did not! You didn't even get her down in time. - Ike and Addley, didn't
you boys forget something? | We got the g...

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- Come on, Ike! - Coming. - Hey, Ma! Mom, we got some! | - Come on, Ike! - Coming. - Hey, Ma! Mom, we got some!

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Abbey! Abbey, are you there? What's happening? Jackie! | Abbey! Abbey, are you there? What's happening? Jackie!

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Damn. Who is it? Ow. Stop it! | Damn. Who is it? Ow. Stop it!

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- Goddamn it! What the hell is this? Who is it? Damn it. What's happening? | - Goddamn it! What the hell is this? Who is it? Damn it. What's happening?

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- Thanks, Trina. Thanks, Jackie. - You're welcome. - What for? - I've never thanked you. - For what? - For being my friends. For getting me to do things
I wouldn't do by myself. For making me feel lik...

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- Oh! Trina! I'll get you if it takes
me the rest of my life! | - Oh! Trina! I'll get you if it takes
me the rest of my life!

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- Welcome to our weekend. - Oh, Jackie, it's perfect! | - Welcome to our weekend. - Oh, Jackie, it's perfect!

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- All clear. - Jackie, you got to be kidding. - Come on. We'll never get there. - Jackie, wait a minute. Let me put this beer can down. Hang on. Whoa. - How you doing back there? - Oh, okay. Gee,...

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- You get what you deserve in them Deep Barons, you lesbians! You won't be causing no
one no trouble no more! | - You get what you deserve in them Deep Barons, you lesbians! You won't be causing no
on...

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It's all right. We're old college roommates. Jesus. | It's all right. We're old college roommates. Jesus.

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- I don't want that one. God, you guys. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Both of you. | - I don't want that one. God, you guys. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Both of you.

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- Pit stop! - We want beer, we want
beer, we want beer. | - Pit stop! - We want beer, we want
beer, we want beer.

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- Hey! You know where a girl
can get laid around here? - Nice of you to show up, Jackie. - Jackie! Oh!
- God, you look good. - My cable said we were
supposed to meet at two. What'd yours say, Abbey? -...

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- Hey, you dames from the Hoboken Historical Society? I've been driving for 20
years in these goddamn -- | - Hey, you dames from the Hoboken Historical Society? I've been driving for 20
years in these...

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I love you. - Yeah, take care. | I love you. - Yeah, take care.

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- Hello,
Jackie, this is your mother. I ran into Davie Babcock last night. You remember. Now, I'm not pushing him on
you, but your father thinks he's going to be very successful. He'll be calling you....

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- Naw, man. You take the Hollywood
freeway to Sepulveda. Not Sepulveda the boulevard,
Sepulveda the lane. - What was it Kubrick said? - You've got to have gross points. Not net points, but gross point...

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- Trina, darling, where did you find all these attractive men? - Maggie, I simply told them
you'd be here. I want the hors d'oeuvres
cleared in 15 minutes sharp. And tell Joshua to stop
jerking off in...

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- There are three rules
in the film business: distribution, distribution,
and distribution. | - There are three rules
in the film business: distribution, distribution,
and distribution.

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Darlings, you have made
your mother very proud. | Darlings, you have made
your mother very proud.

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- Please. Please, don't kill me, ma'am. Please. What have I done? - Thank you for sharing with me! I love you. | - Please. Please, don't kill me, ma'am. Please. What have I done? - Thank you for...

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- Stop it, boy! That's enough! - Get off. You, too. | - Stop it, boy! That's enough! - Get off. You, too.

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The hood didn't release. Can you pull that doohickey again? | The hood didn't release. Can you pull that doohickey again?

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- You know, after this weekend, I really realize just how beautiful
people are underneath. - Hey, lady, you like music? - Oh, sure, sure, sure. | - You know, after this weekend, I really realize just ...

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Mother: Ike! I saw one of her hands free over there!
Ike: That was Adlai's fault!
Addley: That was your fault!
Ike: That was your fault! You know it was! I was in charge of...!
Mother: I don't care wh...

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Ernie: And remember, once you go out those doors, don't stop to think about what you feel. Because once you stop to think about what you feel, you doubt what you know. And once you doubt what you...

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Jackie: If you're free for the weekend, there's a lot going on. This is New York!
Doorman: Free for the weekend? I'll never be free as long as I'm a Black man in America! | Hey if you're free for the ...

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Mother: Addley, you tell your brother Ike a hound dog that comes home with nothing in his mouth should keep it closed.
Addley: [cannot remember all of what Mother has just said to him] Ike, Ma says a ...

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Addley: [using a Ouija board] B-O-T-E... Boat! I got it, Ma! Ouija says they're on a boat! | I got it Ma Ouija says they're on a boat

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Abbey: Jackie, everywhere you turned in life you got shit. Well, now we'll do the fighting back for you. | Jackie every way you turned in life you got shit Well now we'll do the fighting back for you

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Abbey: Outside the United States, they don't have marshmallows.
Jackie: Then it's like the only really American food. Wow! | Jackie I told you outside the United States they don't have marshmallows Bu...

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Storekeeper: Don't go messin' up in Deep Barons! | Don't go messing up in Deep Barons

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Mother: Ike, you better bolt that door good tonight.
Ike: Ma, there's nobody out there...
Mother: Now you just do what I say! Queenie's out there, I just know it. | Ike you'd better bolt that door goo...

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Trina: You backwoods, perverted piece of shit!
Ike: Don't you ever say backwoods again! We're city-fied, look around. | You backwards perverted piece of shit Addley Ike It's exercise time Don't you ev...

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Mother: I'm a sick woman! | I'm a sick woman

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Mother: [Mother strangles a girl] Thank you for sharing with me. I love you. | Thank you for sharing with me I love you

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[repeated lines]
Addley: Punk sucks!
Ike: Disco's stupid! | Punk sucks Disco's stupid

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Addley: It's a beautiful day, you see? You see? You're all alone in the park, sittin' on a park bench, and you're readin' somethin' real good.
Ike: Yeah, like a muscle magazine. | It's a beautiful day...

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Ike: I'm not dumb!
Addley: You're dumb! You like punk! | I'm not dumb You're dumb You like punk Shut up

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Jackie: [to Mother] You're a sick woman! | Because you're a sick woman

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J” well, my temperature's rising j” - Oh, oh yeah. Well come on, baby. Light my fire. - You bet I will. | J” well, my temperature's rising j” - Oh, oh yeah. Well come on, baby. Light my fire. - You...

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- Well she broke my heart, it made me cry. So don't you know, she had to die. She had to die. J” I can't stop loving you j” j” I won't stop until I do j” | - Well she broke my heart, it made me cry....

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Courtney. Here I come. J” my love is like lightning,
gonna strike you down j” j” the thunder's so frightening,
better get on the ground j” j” I'm out of control
baby, as you can see j” j” you better h...

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- Amy, Amy! - Don't let go! Courtney, please, don't let go! Courtney! - Let it rock! Your soul. | - Amy, Amy! - Don't let go! Courtney, please, don't let go! Courtney! - Let it rock! Your soul.

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J” I can't stop loving you j” j” I won't stop until I do j” | J” I can't stop loving you j” j” I won't stop until I do j”