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- He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill us. | - He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill us.
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We'll just stay in here
until it gets light, and then sneak out. | We'll just stay in here
until it gets light, and then sneak out.
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- Okay. He told us not to call back again. | - Okay. He told us not to call back again.
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Come on! - Jeff! Jeff! | Come on! - Jeff! Jeff!
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- This is dedicated to the one I love. | - This is dedicated to the one I love.
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Lock the doors! Come on, come on. Lock the doors, lock the doors! - I can't believe it. God damn car! - Start it! - Oh, god, thank you. | Lock the doors! Come on, come on. Lock the doors, lock the...
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You guys ready? All right, one, two, three, go! - Come on! | You guys ready? All right, one, two, three, go! - Come on!
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God, we've gotta go, come on. Come on. Oh, god. | God, we've gotta go, come on. Come on. Oh, god.
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Oh my god. Sally! Sally, can you hear me? It's Jeff. Come on, Sally, please. Oh god! | Oh my god. Sally! Sally, can you hear me? It's Jeff. Come on, Sally, please. Oh god!
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Come on! - He's coming, he's coming! - Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop! Asshole! | Come on! - He's coming, he's coming! - Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop! Asshole!
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- It's happening! He killed Matt! - Back off, punk! | - It's happening! He killed Matt! - Back off, punk!
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Come on, baby! Let's rock and roll! - No, you're a dream! You're a dream! - Does this look like a dream to you? Does it? Come on, baby! We're gonna rock and roll! It's just you and me, Courtney! It's...
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- Matt... I've never... - Gone all the way. | - Matt... I've never... - Gone all the way.
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- I know, I know. Hey. I have musical ability. I'm serious, check this out. | - I know, I know. Hey. I have musical ability. I'm serious, check this out.
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- Christ, what is the matter with her? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I might be just going crazy. - Do you want to go home? - No, right now I'm just so tired, I just don't want to do anything. - Matt, we're...
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- Who turned on the trash compactor? - Well I don't know, it was on when we came in here. - Probably just some old bones. | - Who turned on the trash compactor? - Well I don't know, it was on when we...
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- Courtney, what's wrong? - Sally's in the bathroom. She's dead! - She's what? - She's dead. You gotta believe me, you
gotta believe me, Matt. You gotta go up there, she's dead. - Okay, okay, okay. Sh...
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- Sally! Would you come upstairs? Something's going on in the bathroom. - Courtney, what's the matter? - Please. - Well yeah, sure, okay. Courtney! What are you doing? | - Sally! Would you come...
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- “Heathcliff lay still, his passion spent." You in the mood yet? - Not now. - "The hot, nubile bodies
of the girls entwined about his massive form
like sun-warmed Ivy." | - “Heathcliff lay still, his...
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I am you, and you are me, until we go all the way. Hey, baby! Love the one you're with. | I am you, and you are me, until we go all the way. Hey, baby! Love the one you're with.
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- You killed Valerie! - Valerie... I've had Valerie. I'm tired of Valerie. I just want to make love to you. | - You killed Valerie! - Valerie... I've had Valerie. I'm tired of Valerie. I just want to...
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You're fantastic. I know. | You're fantastic. I know.
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- Sally, are you asleep? - Mhm. - Do they always make that much noise? - Yeah. The more they do it, the louder they get. Practice makes perfect. | - Sally, are you asleep? - Mhm. - Do they always make...
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Oh, t.J., you ass! - You know, you girls better learn how to lock the backdoor. - That wasn't funny Jeff,
you really scared us. - Hey, we thought it was hilarious. Especially that weird
dance you girl...
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Did you guys lock the backdoor? - I thought you did! - No. Shh! Shh, shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet. - Oh, Sheila be careful... Who knows who's out there? Sheila, be careful. - Shh. | Did you guys lock...
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Sheila... Did your dad say anything about this house being haunted? | Sheila... Did your dad say anything about this house being haunted?
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- You are so weird! Do you know what you look like? - What? - You look like a big chicken. - Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! | - You are so weird! Do you know what you look like? - What? - You look like a big...
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- I'm all wet! J” today I'm a motel in hell's cafe j” | - I'm all wet! J” today I'm a motel in hell's cafe j”
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J” drink too much, pour some more wine j” j” tell me a story, make
it quick this time j' j” tell me something you've
always wanted to say j” j” in hell's cafe j” | J” drink too much, pour some more wi...
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Hey, let's set up over there. -Well... Now I know why you invited us here. - Why? - You wanted us to help you
unpack your dad's stuff. | Hey, let's set up over there. -Well... Now I know why you invit...
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- Yeah. Well, it doesn't look like
anybody lives here yet. I know. Give me my shirt. | - Yeah. Well, it doesn't look like
anybody lives here yet. I know. Give me my shirt.
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- Courtney! Courtney, are you okay? - She's gone. - Who's gone? - Valerie. - What were you dreaming about? - Valerie and Matt. - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. | - Courtney! Courtney, are you okay? -...
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Bye Mrs. Bates! | Bye Mrs. Bates!
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- Courtney... Now, are you sure you're all right? You look tired to me. - Mom, I'm okay. - Okay, well now you be careful now. This is a long trip. - Mom, don't freak out, I'm just going away for a...
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- Rock and roll never dies. | - Rock and roll never dies.
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- Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! - Valerie? - Courtney? Courtney? Don't go. - Where? - Don't go all the way. | - Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! - Valerie? - Courtney? Courtney? Don't...
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- See, shiela and Amy and... - I talked to one of
Valerie's doctors today. He said that she was talking a little bit. I think we'll drive down there
this weekend and see her. - Well see, shiela invite...
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- Mr. Barrington just
bought a brand new condo at the desert club golf course. - Mr. Barrington? - Shiela's dad. - Must be really hot out
there this time of year. | - Mr. Barrington just
bought a bran...
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- Well? Is he coming? - I think so. - Yeah! - Oh, I know what Courtney's
getting for her birthday. A boyfriend! | - Well? Is he coming? - I think so. - Yeah! - Oh, I know what Courtney's
getting for h...
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- Thanks for coming by. - Thanks for inviting me. - You're welcome. - I'll call you tonight. - Great. Okay. - Bye. - Bye.
- Bye. - See ya. | - Thanks for coming by. - Thanks for inviting me. - You're ...
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Matt, I didn't know you were coming over. - Courtney invited me. I even got the drum roll right. - Well, I think I'll
get something to drink. Does anybody want anything? - Yeah, could you get me a sli...
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What were you looking at? - A dead bird. - Ugh! You are so weird sometimes. | What were you looking at? - A dead bird. - Ugh! You are so weird sometimes.
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Courtney! - Hi. | Courtney! - Hi.
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- Are you sure you're all right? - Mom, I'm fine. I really am. - You be careful now, okay? Remember, I love you. - I love you too! - Bye. | - Are you sure you're all right? - Mom, I'm fine. I really...
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Courtney, you're
gonna be late for school. - Coming! | Courtney, you're
gonna be late for school. - Coming!
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Thanks. - Do you want me to make an appointment? Maybe you should talk to him. - Mom, I'm okay. It was just the same old dream. | Thanks. - Do you want me to make an appointment? Maybe you should talk...
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- Dr. Weiss says that
it's perfectly normal to dream about it again from time to time. I mean, after all, dreams are one way that our minds deal with... Frightening experiences. - I know. - See that's...
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Yuck! Maybe it thinks
you're its mother. You are, in a way. Yuck. Shut your mouths. Who kisses his mother like that? Mama! Mama! | Yuck! Maybe it thinks
you're its mother. You are, in a way. Yuck. Shu...
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Uh-huh. Don't panic, Sumiko.
We'll find a way out. What's going on? Don't shoot, John, don't shoot! | Uh-huh. Don't panic, Sumiko.
We'll find a way out. What's going on? Don't shoot, John, don't shoot...
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What's the matter? Children. We can't have children. Yes, we can. They're in the catalog, too. Oh, Galaxina. Oh, Thor. I must be hearing things. | What's the matter? Children. We can't have children....
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A marriage of man and machine. Oh, Thor. Galaxina. | A marriage of man and machine. Oh, Thor. Galaxina.
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If only you had a you-know-what. Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I checked the catalog, and they offer
you-know-whats as an option. - Really?
- Yes. Then it can work. It comes with a guarantee. | If only y...
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Omiguro, stop. It's coming after us. Look! Up the ramp! It's
gonna go quick! | Omiguro, stop. It's coming after us. Look! Up the ramp! It's
gonna go quick!
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O, Harley-Davidson, please protect us. Vroom! | O, Harley-Davidson, please protect us. Vroom!
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I guess we're out of fuel. Here. Throw it. Hey, Thor, is it over now? Let's go! Oh, jeez. Come on! | I guess we're out of fuel. Here. Throw it. Hey, Thor, is it over now? Let's go! Oh, jeez. Come on!
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I don't think they
want to hit the lord. Ha ha ha! Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo! | I don't think they
want to hit the lord. Ha ha ha! Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo!
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Can't this thing go any faster? Here we go. | Can't this thing go any faster? Here we go.
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They've stolen our lord. This--this is impossible. Quick! To the horses.
Get on them, men! Wait. Don't shoot.
You may hit the lord. | They've stolen our lord. This--this is impossible. Quick! To the h...
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Bunny fluff. "Bunny fluff"? Ha ha ha! Bunny fluff! You shut up. | Bunny fluff. "Bunny fluff"? Ha ha ha! Bunny fluff! You shut up.
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This is not exactly our kind
of human restaurant, is it? No. I really wasn't even
hungry anymore anyway. Come on. Hey, buddy, what do you
want for the jukebox? Hey, look at that thing.
That's a beauti...
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I, chopper, will be able to
rule this planet. Shit. I'll be able to rule
the whole fucking universe. Oh, I tell you,
I sure am hungry. Who would have ever thought
we'd find a human restaurant in an ol...
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Our ancestors were
the first outlaws that were sent to Altair-1, earth motorcycle gangs. Now we, their descendants, will rule the universe. In my hands, I hold
the Blue Star... | Our ancestors were
th...
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I stand before the great god Harley-Davidson. Oh, Harley-Davidson, our lord and master, our graven image, please protect us. Vroom, vroom. | I stand before the great god Harley-Davidson. Oh,...
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The Blue Star-- Is mine. Get stuffed. | The Blue Star-- Is mine. Get stuffed.
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Oh, you're all disgusting. Now, now, my pretty robot. Don't you know robots
do not have emotions? You're beginning to act human. I'd like to see frank
future's room if I can. Why not? Upstairs,
second...
