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Whoever built her
sure forgot something. | Whoever built her
sure forgot something.
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Oh, shit. I wonder if she's got a... | Oh, shit. I wonder if she's got a...
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Hey, brother, did we just
earn some overtime or did we? I'm gonna retire. Ha ha! A rich fool... Is just like poor oil painting-- Richly framed... Hey, hey, hey!
How you doing, Sam? | Hey, brother, did...
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Hey! Boy, am I hungry. Me, too. What year is it? 3035. I got 3033. This thing's slow. | Hey! Boy, am I hungry. Me, too. What year is it? 3035. I got 3033. This thing's slow.
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I love you, Sergeant Thor. I love you. I am better than a human woman. I am warm. I have adjusted my temperature. | I love you, Sergeant Thor. I love you. I am better than a human woman. I am warm. I...
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Then I dragged myself through
the blistering black plutonian desert, up north through
the twin pyramids, into the furry forest of love. Madam? Thank you. All right, Sheena, back to work. Well, at leas...
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This is good shit. It better be. It's plutonian gold.
200 earth yen an ounce. Wow! Far out. | This is good shit. It better be. It's plutonian gold.
200 earth yen an ounce. Wow! Far out.
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Here comes chow. Hey, Galaxina, baby. How you doing? | Here comes chow. Hey, Galaxina, baby. How you doing?
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Thank you, Sergeant Thor. It was my pleasure, sir. | Thank you, Sergeant Thor. It was my pleasure, sir.
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Wine. It's time for the wine. I love a good wine. Ahh. Belugian thunder ripple. 2001--a great year. Great. Hmm! | Wine. It's time for the wine. I love a good wine. Ahh. Belugian thunder ripple....
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This is the
united galactic radio network, presenting 30 commercial-free
hours of music brought to you by Dr. Stanley Booth, family dentist, specialist in human
and nonhuman dentures. Be it fang or to...
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Infinity log, galaxy date 3008.17, Captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1738. Nothing's new. | Infinity log, galaxy date 3008.17, Captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1738. Nothing's new.
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What's the matter? Can't you get your crew
to listen to your jokes? You got to come down here
and torment me? You don't think
I have enough problems? Shit! | What's the matter? Can't you get your crew...
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Whoops. I thought you were going
down to the power tunnel. Why can't I ever get
to feed the prisoner? Come here. You are not supposed to ask why. Why not? Because it's a goddamn order! Now do it. Yes,...
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Good. Now, buzz, you go on down
to the power tunnel, see how those guys are doing. I'm gonna go feed the prisoner. Go ahead now. | Good. Now, buzz, you go on down
to the power tunnel, see how those gu...
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Pow! How's the field holding up? It's beginning to weaken. Power. Check Galaxina. See if we can spare it. Right. | Pow! How's the field holding up? It's beginning to weaken. Power. Check Galaxina. See...
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How's our power field? It's ok. It's a strange kind of warfare. Not like the old days,
eh, Captain? Now it all depends on whose
power field breaks up first. And then it's pow! Too damn technical for m...
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Ok. Now hit him! Yeah! That's it. Keep cool! Hit him! And fire! Again. Too soon. Now! | Ok. Now hit him! Yeah! That's it. Keep cool! Hit him! And fire! Again. Too soon. Now!
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What's on your mind, if you'll forgive
the overstatement? We have an unknown, sir, who refuses to state
the nature of his mission. | What's on your mind, if you'll forgive
the overstatement? We have a...
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Infinity log, galaxy date 3008.15, Captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1737. We are in our second cycle
of traffic control. | Infinity log, galaxy date 3008.15, Captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1...
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This is private
Robert "buzz" McHenry of the space police
cruiser "Infinity" contacting the unknown ship. Please respond. 49... Hey, please respond! This is a space police cruiser! 45... 40... | This ...
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Dear God, don't take him now. You don't want him. He's just an old poop. Norman. Norman! Maybe we should call a doctor. Oh, yes. I'll get the telephone.
I'll get the telephone. | Dear God, don't take ...
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Make sure you go up, not just back.
Up and back. Oh, I'm scared. Nothing to be scared of.
The back flip's one of the easiest dives. I'm scared anyway. Don't do it! It doesn't matter
if you don't do th...
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How are my boys? I'm off to the woods to find
mushrooms or flowers, or something. Are you gonna be all right? Bye-bye. | How are my boys? I'm off to the woods to find
mushrooms or flowers, or somethin...
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Ethel! You shouldn't be out here
at this time of night. You poop! You goddamn poop! | Ethel! You shouldn't be out here
at this time of night. You poop! You goddamn poop!
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Norman... Norman, grab on! Grab onto the rock! Grab onto the rock. I'm sorry. Billy! Billy! Hold onto the rock. | Norman... Norman, grab on! Grab onto the rock! Grab onto the rock. I'm sorry. Billy!...
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OK. Port... To the left. Good God! Reverse! Full throttle! Reverse! Reverse!
- Oh, God! Reverse! | OK. Port... To the left. Good God! Reverse! Full throttle! Reverse! Reverse!
- Oh, God! Reverse!
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OK. Port. OK, good. You're all right. Starboard again. | OK. Port. OK, good. You're all right. Starboard again.
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OK, turn her over. Right, take it forward. Give her a hard left. | OK, turn her over. Right, take it forward. Give her a hard left.
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Aah, get back here. I forgot you're a hotshot boat driver. You take the wheel, I'll navigate. Yeah? Well, you know I'm not afraid to do this. I know. Just... take us real slow.
Do what I tell you. | A...
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Hey, Norman. Are you afraid of dying? What? Are you afraid to die? What the hell kind of question is that? I... I was just wondering, that's all. Well, I don't know... ..why everybody has to
talk abou...
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I'll miss you, Norman. What? | I'll miss you, Norman. What?
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Getting dark, Chelsea. Who are you calling Chelsea? I'm Billy, remember? Hey, come on, man. Hey, are you OK?
- Course I'm OK! Good. Hey, we'd better hurry up
and catch Walter, huh? I'm not gonna be he...
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Now... Doesn't this look like
the ideal hiding place... ..for a crafty old son of a bitch? Well, the fish aren't just gonna
jump in the boat. Get it in gear, turkey! | Now... Doesn't this look like
th...
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OK, there's one uh... port. Port-side. All right, starboard, over there. | OK, there's one uh... port. Port-side. All right, starboard, over there.
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All right?
- OK. Here we go. OK, there's one coming up.
- Which side? Uh... the left.
- Port, boy. Another one on port. Oh, there's one coming up right here. Uh, uh, oh, shit! Starboard, starboard! | ...
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It's the only place we haven't looked
for this stupid son-of-a-bitch fish. Might as well give it a try, huh? They call this Purgatory Cove, boy. See those rocks? They eat boats. Do you know the way?
-...
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Norman, what the hell are you doing? Oh, come on... It's really happened, hasn't it? You have lost your marbles. | Norman, what the hell are you doing? Oh, come on... It's really happened, hasn't it?...
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How's my little petunia? Hey, Norman! Norman! Hey, Norm! Yeah, listen. I was wondering.
Can I take the Thayer lV for a little spin? Absolutely not.
- Aw, come on! I know how to drive! I think it would...
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For God's sake!
You made a hell of a mess! What? Norman, he just... Don't yell at me, man! I guess it's... not safe
to have me around here, is it? What are you staring at me for,
you little son of a b...
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Good for you, Billy. Good for you. Let's have the screen. The screen. | Good for you, Billy. Good for you. Let's have the screen. The screen.
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What are you reading? A Tale Of TWo Cities. Ah, très bien, très bien! Norman! Norman!
You've set the house on fire! What the hell's going on?
- Get a bucket! What?
- Get a bucket! | What are you readi...
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Damn! You got the match backwards.
Want me to do it? I think I know how to light a fire,
for Christ's sake! | Damn! You got the match backwards.
Want me to do it? I think I know how to light a fire,
f...
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For God's sake,
what the hell are you doing out here? Brought your lunch! How the hell did you find us? Ssh! You'll scare the fish. Ethel, this was a secret fishing place.
- Lucky guess. We don't need...
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Having fun? Yeah. That's good. Better than cruising chicks, isn't it? No! Ah, I suppose not. | Having fun? Yeah. That's good. Better than cruising chicks, isn't it? No! Ah, I suppose not.
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I'm sorry. That's OK. | I'm sorry. That's OK.
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Let her out, plenty of line. How's your line? On the bottom?
If your line's floating, it's on the bottom. That's no good.
Bring it up, for Christ's sake! All right! Hey, man, you don't have to yell at...
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This is it? This is it. | This is it? This is it.
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I uh... I thought I might just sorta come along
and see what this bullshit is all about. Get in. You look very handsome
in that fishing vest. Oh, thank you. I mean... ..thank you. So, how fast can thi...
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I just want you guys to know
that I won't take any crap from you. | I just want you guys to know
that I won't take any crap from you.
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Go on! Right down to the pond.
- Right. See you later. | Go on! Right down to the pond.
- Right. See you later.
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Oh, I... I'm sorry. Chelsea's still in the water. You should go on down.
No-one should skinny-dip alone. Uh... Oh um... Yes?
- What uh... What is that over there? That's a lawn chair. | Oh, I... I'm s...
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Well, how does it feel to turn 80? Twice as bad as it did turning 40. I know what that's like. I turned 40 five years ago. 45 now. | Well, how does it feel to turn 80? Twice as bad as it did turning...
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I love your house.
- Thank you. It's not for sale. I don't want to buy it, I just like it. It has uh... It has a charming ambience. | I love your house.
- Thank you. It's not for sale. I don't want to...
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Hey! Oh, Mommy! Oh, darling! What a treat! Let me look at you. Oh, you're great! Where is he?
- Just inside the door. Go in. He's waiting for you. | Hey! Oh, Mommy! Oh, darling! What a treat! Let me l...
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You are a... pretty old dame, aren't you? What are you doing with
a dotty old son of a bitch like me? Well,... ..l haven't the vaguest idea. | You are a... pretty old dame, aren't you? What are you do...
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You wanna know
why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our lane... I couldn't remember
where the old town road was. I went a little way into the woods. There was nothing familiar.
Not one damn tr...
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Norman!
The loons are teaching their baby to fly. Isn't that exciting? Listen to this. ''Retired people sought for handbill
delivery. Some walking involved.'' I should call. I can walk. Is that why yo...
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What you got there, Norman?
- I have no idea, I can't open it. Here, bite this, please. | What you got there, Norman?
- I have no idea, I can't open it. Here, bite this, please.
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Morning, Ethel!
- Hi, Charlie! Come and have some coffee.
You can take five minutes. You got a letter from Chelsea! The rest is just bills and junk like that.
- Sure. Go on in. Ohh! Uh-oh! I think I b...
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Someone's at the door! It's me, you old poop! | Someone's at the door! It's me, you old poop!
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Do you want to stay and watch the boat
while I run into the store? I think I'm qualified to watch the boat. Come with me if you want to.
- No, thank you very much. Hello, Sumner.
- Morning, Mrs Thayer...
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5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11! How about that? Right on your man! Where were you? Where was l?
Oh, come off it! Don't give me that. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
- Damn! Yes, damn it! Good night, sweet prince. 5, 10, ...