Forty-six years ago, I started lending money in Larry Bingham's back room. My first...
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[upon being offered a poker hand as collateral]
C.P. Ballinger, Banker:
Forty-six years ago, I started lending money in Larry Bingham's back room. My first customer was a drover named Penny. He wanted two dollars on a Brindle cow at six percent interest. He said she gave six quarts of milk a day. You know what I made him do? I made him move that cow into my back yard for a whole week. And I watched him milk her every day. Sure enough, she gave an average of six and a half quarts a day, so I gave him the money at six and half percent interest. Not only that, I kept the 60 pounds of manure she left behind. When you show me collateral, madam, you better make sure it's good collateral. For forty-six years, I've been lending money on good, old-fashioned principles. I stand here now to tell you one and all that I've never been offered a better piece of collateral that I hold in my hand now!
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Forty six years ago
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l started lending money in Larry Bingham's backroom
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My first customer was a drover named Penney
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Wanted 2 on a brindled cow at 6 percent interest
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Said she gave 6 quarts of milk a day You know what l made him do
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l made him move that cow into my backyard for a whole week
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And l watched him milk her every day
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Sure enough she gave an average of 6 and a half quarts a day
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So l gave him the money at 6 and a half percent interest
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Not only that l kept the 60 pounds of manure she left behind
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Show me collateral madam You better make sure it's good collateral
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Forty six years l've been lending money on good old fashioned principles
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And l stand here now to tell you one and all
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that l've never been offered a better piece of collateral
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than l hold in my hand right now Chair
Clip duration: 73 seconds
Views: 104
Timestamp in movie: 01h 14m 34s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: western
Summary: Comedy western in which a traveler bets more money than he can afford in a poker game, and unusual events follow.
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00:13 Gentlemen all All such gallant gentlemen
00:09 That's a bargain all right
00:04 L'm not in the thinking business
00:29 Any man gets himself married is automatically stupid
00:27 Don't he give a damn what people think him riding...
00:11 L wouldn't play poker with Henry Drummond if his back...
00:09 Sam Yeah How is he
00:24 My daughter Ceely was getting married
00:13 Now look mister
00:05 Let's play cards
00:12 So it was a joke wasn't it l came over to see for...
00:06 What'd you do sleep in that dress
00:12 Henry we've got a lot to do You got nothing to do till...
00:09 Doc Doc they're playing
00:09 That C P Ballinger is the kind of man
00:10 Mr Buford the game is called poker
00:28 There's a whole world waiting for you out there
01:13 Forty six years ago