Mail call. Addams! Barclay, Cesselman, Calloway, Dexter, Donman, Edwards, Evans, Barclay,...

Gary: [opens cabin door] Mail call. [handing out mail] Gary: Addams! Becky: [handing out mail] Barclay, Cesselman, Calloway, Dexter, Donman, Edwards, Evans, Barclay, Finley, Fisher, Gingham, Ginley, Harper. Wednesday: Oh, no. Pugsley: What is it? Wednesday: This is unspeakable. Becky: Is something wrong, Wednesday? Bad news? Wednesday: This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester's getting married. Gary: A wedding? But that's great news! Amanda: To whom? Wednesday: The nanny. Amanda: Get out of the cabin. I mean, I'd kill myself. The help? Becky: I'm sure she's a very nice lady. Amanda: I think that's disgusting. I think their whole family's like some weird medical experiment. I think they're like, circus people. Pugsley: [menacingly] What did you say? Becky: Campers! Group hug! Gary: Wednesday... Pugsley. Will a hug hurt us? Wednesday: We don't hug. Becky: Oh, they're just shy. Pugsley: We're not shy. Wednesday: We're contagious. Gary: I'm sensing some friction here. Somethin' not quite Chippewa. Camp Children: Mm-hmm. Gary: But, hey, no problemo. All they need are good friends, good fun, and a little time in the Harmony Hut.