Say what you want, Linda and I are in love. Yeah, except for her boning my boyfriend, you...
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Sam:
Say what you want, Linda and I are in love.
Maggie:
Yeah, except for her boning my boyfriend, you two are the perfect couple.
Sam:
Listen, Catwoman. At the end of the day, she is coming back to me, and we're gonna be happy! And where are you gonna be? All alone somewhere, plotting some little revenge scheme, that's where!
Maggie:
Let me tell you something, Sam. Listen to me very carefully. Are you listening?
Sam:
Yes.
Maggie:
The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.
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Say what you want Linda and l are in love
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Except for her boning my boyfriend
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you guys are the perfect couple
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Listen Catwoman at the end of the day
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she is coming back to me and we re going to be happy
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And where are you going to be
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All alone somewhere hatching some little revenge scheme
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Let me tell you something Sam
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Listen very carefully Are you listening
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The only way that girl is coming back to you
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is if a blast of semen catapults her
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across the street and through the window
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 121
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 01s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Maggie's and Sam's former partners are in love; she wants revenge and he wants his lost love back, so they work together to break up the happy couple.
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00:12 You know Sam French men are very small
00:43 L sleep naked
00:50 Can l ask you a question Anton
00:41 What is your plan
00:04 What s your name Mike
00:59 So l saw this episode of Lassie today
00:06 He said something about having sex with my skull
00:35 Look my darling
00:35 When l was a kid my father had this dog
00:16 What is your evil plan squirt him with squirt guns
00:38 Just admit it
00:13 L like a man who fights for what he wants
00:08 Oh my God
00:28 L don t want him back l want him vaporized
00:16 That is the most pathetic thing l ve ever heard
00:08 This is really good
00:14 Help me get him Sam
00:17 And she says ''Well how do you explain this...
00:20 She s not like that
00:06 Midgets coming out of the blue