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"Adventureland" quotes

Adventureland poster
In the summer of 1987, a college graduate takes a 'nowhere' job at his local amusement park, only to find it's the perfect course to get him prepared for the real world.

Director: Greg Mottola
Writer: Greg Mottola
Production: This Is That Productions, Sidney Kimmel Entertainment
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $16,044,025
Released: 03 Apr 2009
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations.
So we can drink your parent's booze - Adventureland 00:06 So we can drink your parent's booze I don't owe you shit - Adventureland 00:05 I don't owe you shit Don't get all drunk and fall asleep or anything - Adventureland 00:13 Don't get all drunk and fall asleep or anything So your life must be utter shit - Adventureland 00:10 So your life must be utter shit I heard you jammed with Lou Reed - Adventureland 00:31 I heard you jammed with Lou Reed It's my stepmom - Adventureland 00:38 It's my stepmom I saw Em and Connell in his car - Adventureland 00:22 I saw Em and Connell in his car I feel like I should tell you - Adventureland 00:39 I feel like I should tell you It's nice when Paulette's got the day off - Adventureland 00:17 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off So it was a lovely party at the Melnicks' - Adventureland 00:34 So it was a lovely party at the Melnicks' In the clown mouth - Adventureland 00:05 In the clown mouth You're so strong ish - Adventureland 00:18 You're so strong ish A little more than 40  of these fish are dead - Adventureland 00:10 A little more than 40 of these fish are dead Fuck this Nicky What is so fucking funny - Adventureland 00:05 Fuck this Nicky What is so fucking funny You got one of those little baby joints on you - Adventureland 00:07 You got one of those little baby joints on you You got a boner - Adventureland 00:06 You got a boner We have a winner - Adventureland 00:51 We have a winner Looks like it's us Let's go panty stain - Adventureland 00:11 Looks like it's us Let's go panty stain This faggot's trying to rip off a kid - Adventureland 00:54 This faggot's trying to rip off a kid Hey is it because of Sue What - Adventureland 00:41 Hey is it because of Sue What You can't come here - Adventureland 00:22 You can't come here I'm running out of googly eyes - Adventureland 00:23 I'm running out of googly eyes The park's closed - Adventureland 00:13 The park's closed I can't believe my dad wants to be with that - Adventureland 00:52 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that Can you stop saying  intercourse - Adventureland 00:10 Can you stop saying intercourse I hit that thing dead on - Adventureland 00:07 I hit that thing dead on Jesus Fucking Christ - Adventureland 00:11 Jesus Fucking Christ I can play it safe - Adventureland 00:24 I can play it safe That was a whole corndog - Adventureland 00:06 That was a whole corndog My dad's a lawyer - Adventureland 00:09 My dad's a lawyer I don't want to drink - Adventureland 00:21 I don't want to drink I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is - Adventureland 00:09 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is You're so artsy I love what you've done with the house - Adventureland 00:33 You're so artsy I love what you've done with the... Frigo get the fuck out of here - Adventureland 00:19 Frigo get the fuck out of here You know you don't deserve to date Joel - Adventureland 00:18 You know you don't deserve to date Joel All right I'll see you Brennan What the hell was that - Adventureland 00:07 All right I'll see you Brennan What the hell was that They got you working on Games - Adventureland 00:19 They got you working on Games Are we doing this - Adventureland 00:12 Are we doing this I just got off the bus - Adventureland 00:42 I just got off the bus He told my parents - Adventureland 00:31 He told my parents You been toking up - Adventureland 00:14 You been toking up Where are you taking me - Adventureland 00:57 Where are you taking me Look at the shape of her ass - Adventureland 00:31 Look at the shape of her ass Ladies and gentlemen - Adventureland 00:57 Ladies and gentlemen Was the sex good - Adventureland 00:42 Was the sex good My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with - Adventureland 00:17 My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw... We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys - Adventureland 00:09 We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these... One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt - Adventureland 00:12 One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt What are you majoring in - Adventureland 00:24 What are you majoring in I thought you were off today - Adventureland 02:17 I thought you were off today Let's get this over with - Adventureland 00:43 Let's get this over with So you're going to Columbia - Adventureland 01:21 So you're going to Columbia What are you studying - Adventureland 02:08 What are you studying To his mother's basement - Adventureland 01:35 To his mother's basement I don't know what to say - Adventureland 01:49 I don't know what to say What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway - Adventureland 02:06 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway

Cast

James Brennan - Jesse Eisenberg
Mr. Brennan - Jack Gilpin
Mrs. Brennan - Wendie Malick