New York City has a program to get illegal guns off the street. Guns for cash. Where if...
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Judah Friedlander:
New York City has a program to get illegal guns off the street. Guns for cash. Where if you have an illegal gun, you can turn it in, the government won't ask any questions, they give you $200, that illegal gun is off the street. When I'm president, I'm doing the exact same thing nationwide, except with Ashton Kutcher movies. If you own a movie starring Ashton Kutcher, you can turn it in, no questions asked... and we will give you $500,000... and a gun. Just trying to make America better.
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New York City has a program to get illegal guns off the street
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Guns for cash
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Where if you have an illegal gun you can turn it in
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the government won't ask any questions
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they give you 200 that illegal gun is off the street
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When I'm president I'm doing the exact same thing nationwide
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except with Ashton Kutcher movies
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audience laughing
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If you own a movie starring Ashton Kutcher
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you can turn it in no questions asked
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audience laughing
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and we will give you 500 000
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and a gun
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Just trying to make America better
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 107
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 54s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Deadpan comic and self-proclaimed world champion Judah Friedlander performs over several nights in New York, explaining why America is No. 1.
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