Where do you want to begin? Dustpan. Spoon. Noodles. Bear. Frying pan. Fire. Apollo Ape....
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CIA Interrogator:
Where do you want to begin?
Mike Howell:
[thinking, seeing flashbacks]
Dustpan. Spoon. Noodles. Bear. Frying pan. Fire. Apollo Ape. "Marry Me."Where did it all begin?
Mike Howell:
Okay, it started three days ago, in the town of Liman, West Virginia. It's where I lived with my girlfriend, Phoebe. She is the only good thing that's ever happened to me. I honestly cannot even remember my life before her. We were the perfect fucked-up couple. She was perfect, and I was the fuck-up. And we were really, really happy. I wanted to make it forever, so I saved up for the perfect ring. And I planned the perfect romantic trip to surprise her. And then I fucked that up too.
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What do you mean two casualties
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We lost two assets attempting to neutralize
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Wiseman designate Howell
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How is that possible
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He was armed with a spoon sir
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A fucking spoon What
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Uh we're not sure yet
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the exact nature of the confrontation
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He's been fucking activated Do you not see that
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Yes sir This is Lasseter
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She's in the town Lock it down and find her
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Shut down the bridge nobody gets in or out
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Sir yes sir
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Where's asset Howell now He's been arrested sir
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Perfect Okay we go in We take him out
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He's trapped in one place
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You cannot possibly fuck this up
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Yes sir
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 185
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 34s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A stoner - who is in fact a government agent - is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he's too well-trained and too high for them to handle.
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Actors
00:05 I'm going to save my girlfriend from Max Goods
00:32 Hey Phoebe Phoebe
01:08 Uh your girlfriend's here
00:25 I really am sorry Phoebe
00:33 It's not going to be like this always you know
00:54 Yo Phoebe where are we going
00:23 That's you
00:38 How did this happen
00:22 You're supposed to protect these assets Not kill them
00:31 Hey you seem like spooky quiet
00:31 So you erased my memories
00:39 Yeah and it's still born So what are you crying about
00:22 Crazy is as crazy does and you dragged crazy here
00:51 It's Mike Howell Yeah Who's this
00:54 How many times have you been in this station Mike
00:59 I don't know what's going on
01:11 Well if it isn't Miss Stockholm Syndrome 2010
00:11 Come here You're fine I'm fine All right
00:15 She said yes
00:06 I fucking hate you man