What is it, Paddy? Wouldn't you like to know? Not really, no. You would, though. No, not...
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Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
What is it, Paddy?
Paddy Barrett:
Wouldn't you like to know?
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
Not really, no.
Paddy Barrett:
You would, though.
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
No, not really.
Paddy Barrett:
You would. If you were to know what I know, you'd want to know.
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
All right, tell us then.
Paddy Barrett:
[leans in]
Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don't believe me?
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
Not a bit.
Paddy Barrett:
I am no liar.
Brian Maher:
Ha!
Paddy Barrett:
Feck off, you!
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
All right, where is it?
Paddy Barrett:
In me bathtub.
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
In your bathtub.
Paddy Barrett:
Having a bath.
[Paddy laughs]
Garda Ciarán O'Shea:
Goodnight, Paddy.
Transcript
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What is it Paddy Wouldn't you like to know
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Not really no You would though
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No not really You would
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If you were to know what I know you'd want to know
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All right tell us then Right you are
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Between you and me I caught meself a sea monster today
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Swear to God may He strike me down
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You don't believe me Not a bit
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I am not a liar
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 199
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 57s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive.
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00:19 Smith said it needs water right Pfft he says a lot of things
00:06 How you say we feed it Father Potts Lest it eats shit...
00:06 You never know It's always the quiet places where the...
00:20 Um I'm not sure You are not what
00:04 Get it off me
00:05 Get away from him you C U U U UNT
00:05 Smith Your floor is broken
00:05 Exactly if we taint our blood with booze we are poisonous to...
00:15 As flattering as it is to hear a beautiful drunk
00:04 Sl inte cheers
00:06 In all my years I've never seen anything like it
00:05 Smith I can't feel my face
00:07 Get it wet Yo u u really are Irish
00:06 It must be a teetotaler Bingo
00:05 It's simple
00:04 Ah Shut your hole
00:15 How did that big egg come out of that
00:34 You're not what
00:33 You are drunk No I'm not No
00:09 I need a photograph with it for National Geographic