It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's...
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Marcus:
It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie:
That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska:
It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie:
Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska:
Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie:
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska:
Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus:
If we what?
Bob Chipeska:
Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie:
Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this shit.
Bob Chipeska:
What are you talking about?
Willie:
I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska:
Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie:
You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus:
Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska:
No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie:
Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie:
You're pathetic.
Transcript
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If we what
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I have someone else interested in the position
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Before you do something stupid you may want to think about this shit
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What are you talking about
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I'm talking about firing a little black midget
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A coloured African American small person that's what I'm talking about
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I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today is what I'm talking about
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I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk
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Little picket signs chanting and raving using little bullhorns
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and shit like that Screaming and hollering your name out
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Unfair practices You get me
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No This is not a handicapped thing
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I have nothing against you people
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You people
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Did you hear that Marcus He said you people
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Who the hell is us people Wait no You don't
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What No
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You know I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation
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Okay Good thinking
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And don't worry about us we'll be fine
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Let's get the hell out of here Marcus
Clip duration: 75 seconds
Views: 857
Timestamp in movie: 00h 33m 23s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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