Well, hello. I'm Dr Bean. Apparently. And... and my job is to sit and look at paintings....
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Mr. Bean:
Well, hello. I'm Dr Bean. Apparently. And... and my job is to sit and look at paintings.
[applause]
Mr. Bean:
Um... so... um... what have I learnt that I can say about this painting? Um... well, firstly, it's quite big, which is excellent. Because if it was really small, you know, microscopic, then hardly anybody would be able to see it, which would be a tremendous shame. Um, secondly... and I'm getting quite near the end now of this analysis of this painting... secondly... why was it worth this man here spending fifty million of your American dollars on this portrait? And the answer is... um... well... this picture is worth such a lot of money because... it's a picture... of Whistler's mother. And, as I've learnt by staying with my best friend, David Langley and his family, families are very important. And even though Mr Whistler was perfectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. And that's marvellous. That's what I think.
[applause]
Transcript
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Well hello
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I'm Dr Bean apparently
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and my job is to sit and look at paintings
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Just him and the painting
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What have I learnt
Clip duration: 30 seconds
Views: 295
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 37s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: The bumbling Mr. Bean travels to America when he is given the responsibility of bringing a highly valuable painting to a Los Angeles museum.
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00:12 Mr Bean
00:31 Why am I worrying You did it
00:43 Well sir An unorthodox start
00:56 I cannot deny that over the last days
00:25 Can't sleep No
00:08 I can't distinguish between a Picasso and a car crash
00:14 Oh Jesus Oh God
00:29 I believe we could get
00:12 Hey do you drink Bean
00:18 He's a genius huh
00:05 Brace yourself
00:10 But it'd take five hours
00:34 Row row row your boat Gently down the stream
00:10 Holding the butt with two fingers
00:19 Well Beanie it's been
00:03 What's wrong with Meatloaf's butt
00:33 You're kidding
00:07 Hi Dad Hi Dad
00:31 I've given my LIFE to art
00:14 Don't talk to me I'm thinking about what to do