Oh, dad, I see you've got a lot to learn about women. Let me tell you somethin'. The more...

Freddy Benson: Oh, dad, I see you've got a lot to learn about women. Let me tell you somethin'. The more you lie to them, the more you take 'em, the rougher you treat 'em, the better they like ya. Lawrence Jameson: Is that a fact? Freddy Benson: I could tell ya things about women that'd curl your hair. Lawrence Jameson: I'm afraid I'm a bit naïve when it comes to the weaker sex. Freddy Benson: The weaker sex? Oh, dad, let me put some new colors in your paint box. They're about as weak as the engine that's pulling this train. Remember this. It takes six men to carry a guy to his grave. It takes one woman to put him there.