What are your qualifications? Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the...
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Adam:
What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice:
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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IN CULTURED VOICE Ah Well I attended Juilliard
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I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School
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I lived through the Black Plague And I had a pretty good time during that
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IN NORMAL VOICE I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times
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and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it
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Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy
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Now what do you think You think I'm qualified
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 374
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 17s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy
Summary: Thanks to an untimely demise via drowning, a young couple end up as poltergeists in their New England farmhouse, where they fail to meet the challenge of scaring away the insufferable new owners, who want to make drastic changes. In desperation, the undead newlyweds turn to an expert frightmeister, but he's got a diabolical agenda of his own.
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00:31 Mr and Mrs Maitland
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00:36 Hi How are you
00:14 ADAM You read our book Yeah
00:27 Can't see you right Uh uh
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