Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store...
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Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.
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Well I know the Bible says
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Jesus turned water into wine
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but it didn't say liquor store wine
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It had to have been non alcoholic wine
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because it didn't have time to ferment
Clip duration: 16 seconds
Views: 171
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 30s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: biography, comedy, crime
Summary: In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.
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