Can I tell you, I am not fond of cremations. I just don't like the idea of someone...
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Bernie Tiede:
Can I tell you, I am not fond of cremations. I just don't like the idea of someone spending eternity in something the size of a motel ice bucket.
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Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations
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I just don't like the idea of someone spending eternity
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in something the size of a motel ice bucket
Clip duration: 9 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 59s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: biography, comedy, crime
Summary: In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.
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00:35 I wrote the warden a letter
00:07 J ust a note to always remember
00:19 These economy boxes are not very large
00:24 So why did you leave the body there
00:35 I can see him ever killing anybody
00:17 Or more adept at the final procedures
00:19 The eyes are often a minor problem
00:06 If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson
00:13 And she probably there are people in town honey
00:28 And the kicker is he always wore sandals
00:12 A kid would wrap his car around a tree
00:10 Now one of the main things and why I have this job
00:07 Let me tell you he's an angel alright
00:06 Shouldn't be allowed out of the county
00:07 'cause that old heifer
00:19 Now you
00:29 I knew he was in trouble
00:15 She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat
00:13 Let me tell you he's an angel alright
00:14 Shouldn't be allowed out of the county