Hey, man! Take off your glasses. I thought that was you, man! You *almost* got busted, I...
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Axel Foley:
Hey, man! Take off your glasses. I thought that was you, man! You *almost* got busted, I *did* get busted. I lost my whole investment because of you. Vinnie, what the hell is wrong with you, man? You know I'm a businessman. I got to work!
Vinnie:
What?
Axel Foley:
You come inside here a half hour late, and on top of all that you gonna bring the goddamn cop with you, too?
Vinnie:
What you talking cop? He ain't no cop!
Axel Foley:
That's Dirty Harry himself! Man, what the fuck is wrong with you gonna bring him in here?
Carlotta:
You calling me a cop?
Axel Foley:
You definitely a cop!
Vinnie:
He ain't no cop, he's my nephew.
Axel Foley:
Well, the dude is definitely bad luck. I don't know what he is to you; he's bad luck to me.
Carlotta:
Bad luck? I'll fuckin' tell you what's bad luck. My friend's in a prison body shop fixin' all the cars that he smashed that day 'cause you had to fuck around. This guy's a fuckin' clown.
Axel Foley:
Hey, what is- Wait a second.
Carlotta:
What the fucking cock you tryin' to get away with?
Axel Foley:
I'm checking you for a wire, man.
Carlotta:
Get fuckin' outta here.
Vinnie:
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Axel Foley:
Why can't I check ya?
Vinnie:
[speaking at the same time]
Ho, ho, ho! Stop the bullshit. Stop the bullshit! Stop this bullshit. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit right now. Cut the bullshit, man.
Axel Foley:
If he ain't a cop, if he ain't wired, why can't I- why can't I frisk him? Why can't- Why won't he let me frisk him, then? Then why can't I frisk him if he ain't got no wire on?
Vinnie:
Look, I got 2000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold. You got the money, you wanna do business or what?
Axel Foley:
I have the money and I *do* wanna do business, but with *you*. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th...
[sniffs]
Axel Foley:
Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar.
Transcript
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I thought that was you man You almost got busted I did get busted
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I lost my whole investment because of you Vinnie what's wrong with you
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You know I'm a businessman What
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You come a half hour late and on top of all that you bring a cop with you too
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What are you talking cop He ain't no cop
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That's Dirty Harry himself What the fuck is wrong with you bringing him
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You callin' me a cop You definitely a cop
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He ain't no cop he's my nephew
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The dude is definitely bad luck I don't know what he is to you
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he's bad luck to me I'll tell you what's bad luck
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My friend's in a prison body shop fixing all the cars he smashed
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This guy's a fucking clown Wait a second
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You're the fucking cop I'm checking you for a wire
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 273
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 59s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Axel heads for the land of sunshine and palm trees to find out who shot police Captain Andrew Bogomil. Thanks to a couple of old friends, Axel's investigation uncovers a series of robberies masterminded by a heartless weapons kingpin—and the chase is on.
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