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Bloods

When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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(upbeat music) - Bloods

- [Jo] 402 X-ray Yankee, - Bloods

- [Jo] 402 X-ray Yankee,

(upbeat music) - Bloods

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪ - Bloods

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪

(upbeat music) - Bloods

(phone dings) - Bloods

(thunder rumbling)
(rain pouring) - Bloods

(thunder rumbling) (rain pouring)

(grunts)
- Hope he wasn't any trouble. - Bloods

(grunts) - Hope he wasn't any trouble.

- Your son is not a joke, he's brave, - Bloods

- Your son is not a joke, he's brave,

You've taken a song about sexy umbrellas - Bloods

You've taken a song about sexy umbrellas

He was, he was on fire.
(siren blaring) - Bloods

He was, he was on fire. (siren blaring)

I'm locked and loaded.
- Not now, Maleek, okay. - Bloods

I'm locked and loaded. - Not now, Maleek, okay.

- Nobody cares about your
cry for help dread choir. - Bloods

- Nobody cares about your cry for help dread choir.

- Okay this isn't Glastonbury, you've got a job to do - Bloods

- Okay this isn't Glastonbury, you've got a job to...

(upbeat music)
(rain trickling) - Bloods

(upbeat music) (rain trickling)

- Ooh, face of the
service, I like that job. - Bloods

- Ooh, face of the service, I like that job.

- 24, 25, 26.
(man gasping) - Bloods

- 24, 25, 26. (man gasping)

(thuds, door bangs)
(siren blasting) - Bloods

(thuds, door bangs) (siren blasting)

You don't hear me talking - Bloods

You don't hear me talking

You see, you lot thought my man was gone, - Bloods

You see, you lot thought my man was gone,

Matheli from the choir,
said we should be called - Bloods

Matheli from the choir, said we should be called

How hard can it be to
meet a half decent man - Bloods

How hard can it be to meet a half decent man

- You've not left much
space for anybody else. - Bloods

- You've not left much space for anybody else.

- Nothing comes to mind?
- Is it about the kid - Bloods

- Nothing comes to mind? - Is it about the kid

(Kevin thudding to ground) - Bloods

(Kevin thudding to ground)

Just try and make us look better - Bloods

Just try and make us look better

(electricity crackling)
(Kevin groaning) - Bloods

(electricity crackling) (Kevin groaning)

(Maleek laughs) - Bloods

(Maleek laughs)

(mellow upbeat music) - Bloods

(mellow upbeat music)

(upbeat music) - Bloods

All I know is I swore on my mum's life - Bloods

All I know is I swore on my mum's life

- Oi, oi, you having a
threesome with a sex-doll, yeah? - Bloods

- Oi, oi, you having a threesome with a sex-doll, yeah?

- What? Not even "Happy Birthday?" - Bloods

- What? Not even "Happy Birthday?"

Report back if you are
thick and dangerous, - Bloods

Report back if you are thick and dangerous,

- Think you'll cope without your desk, - Bloods

- Think you'll cope without your desk,

(upbeat music) - Bloods

- I don't even need a sex-doll, blood, - Bloods

- I don't even need a sex-doll, blood,

- Okay, he's not a touchy
feely sort of person - Bloods

- Okay, he's not a touchy feely sort of person

(upbeat music) - Bloods

(loud upbeat, groovy music) - Bloods

(loud upbeat, groovy music)

- Totally normal.
- What have you done - Bloods

- Totally normal. - What have you done

♪ I need to talk to you ♪ - Bloods

♪ I need to talk to you ♪

You feel like you're in a strange space - Bloods

You feel like you're in a strange space

We'll be working with
the big guns today Wendy, - Bloods

We'll be working with the big guns today Wendy,

Two years from now, you know, - Bloods

Two years from now, you know,

And then you sort of go into free fall - Bloods

And then you sort of go into free fall

So I think I'm gonna work alone from now. - Bloods

So I think I'm gonna work alone from now.

- Don't worry, I'm here now.
(huffing) - Bloods

- Don't worry, I'm here now. (huffing)

- Maleek, I understand
you're hurt that Kevin left, - Bloods

- Maleek, I understand you're hurt that Kevin left,

- I swear on my life and reputation, - Bloods

- I swear on my life and reputation,

- Look, I don't know your dad. - Bloods

- Look, I don't know your dad.

- No, it wasn't none of that,
he's having a midlife crisis. - Bloods

- No, it wasn't none of that, he's having a midlif...

- Fine, I need a letter
of recommendation from you - Bloods

- Fine, I need a letter of recommendation from you

He's gone to Thailand to find himself, - Bloods

He's gone to Thailand to find himself,

So you plan to work in an ambulance - Bloods

So you plan to work in an ambulance

We'll try to make today
easy, cover all the cat ones - Bloods

We'll try to make today easy, cover all the cat ones

- Oh, yeah, I forgot we went out. - Bloods

- Oh, yeah, I forgot we went out.

- That said, - Bloods

(siren blaring)
- Ooh! - Bloods

(siren blaring) - Ooh!

- Anthony, maybe you would
like to be a paramedic - Bloods

- Anthony, maybe you would like to be a paramedic

- Wenders, mental driving!
- I haven't driven - Bloods

- Wenders, mental driving! - I haven't driven

♪ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ♪ - Bloods

♪ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - Bloods

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Wait what, we gonna, just gonna, - Bloods

- Wait what, we gonna, just gonna,

Imagine, - Bloods

- Me and my Spencer used to
sing together, Girls Aloud. - Bloods

- Me and my Spencer used to sing together, Girls Aloud.

- He's bleeding out.
- Well, - Bloods

- He's bleeding out. - Well,

- Anthony, how would you like to see what - Bloods

- Anthony, how would you like to see what

Maybe you could be like that- - Bloods

Maybe you could be like that-

(upbeat music) - Bloods

Let me make this easy for you, Maleek, - Bloods

Let me make this easy for you, Maleek,

You're sad 'cause he
never calls you often, - Bloods

You're sad 'cause he never calls you often,

(Maleek groans)
She's just moved to the area, - Bloods

(Maleek groans) She's just moved to the area,

Just jumping in my grave, I bet the, - Bloods

Just jumping in my grave, I bet the,

I'm trying to save a patients life, - Bloods

I'm trying to save a patients life,

Look, the only time I'll ever sing again - Bloods

Look, the only time I'll ever sing again

- The way I see it, - Bloods

- The way I see it,

Yeah, the priest will be like, - Bloods

Yeah, the priest will be like,

See if they're with the gang? (laughs) - Bloods

See if they're with the gang? (laughs)

This is lit, I'm finally where
I belong, on these streets. - Bloods

This is lit, I'm finally where I belong, on these stree...

- That's good, I'd like to order - Bloods

- That's good, I'd like to order

She's got the power, the respect, - Bloods

She's got the power, the respect,

Not cooped up in some metal cage - Bloods

Not cooped up in some metal cage

Hey Phil, that's a nice bag - Bloods

Hey Phil, that's a nice bag

(melodic upbeat music) - Bloods

(melodic upbeat music)

♪ Amazing grace ♪ - Bloods

♪ Amazing grace ♪

- The warm, fuzzy feeling
that I put her on the path - Bloods

- The warm, fuzzy feeling that I put her on the path

- What are you, a vampire?
(Maleek snarling) - Bloods

- What are you, a vampire? (Maleek snarling)

- Right (whispering) I'm
sorry you took the blame - Bloods

- Right (whispering) I'm sorry you took the blame

♪ How sweet the sound ♪ - Bloods

♪ How sweet the sound ♪

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When tough-acting loner Maleek (Kayo) is paired with over-friendly divorcee Wendy, their partnership looks dead on arrival. But pretty soon they're giving each other life support.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Nathan Bryon, Samson Kayo

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 09 Dec 2022

Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 6 nominations total

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