So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie? Well, man from health department say...

Bruce: So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie? Mama Kowolski: Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in pastry but I say no, is big chocolate sprinkle, but he shut store down. So we clean up, make big cookie for to bring customers back. Bruce: Let's try that again, shall we? Bruce: [Beep-beep; New take] So tell us mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie? Mama Kowolski: So all the children in the neighborhood will be happy? Bruce: And isn't it nice to see all their smiling faces? Vol Kowolski: I work in back. I see no smiles. [Exasperated, Bruce tosses the mic to the counter]

to fall into the booger. Are we gonna do this again? No. We can cut to B-roll. Moving on! So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie? Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but I say, "No." Is big chocolate sprinkle. But he shut store down. So we clean up, make big cookie for to bring customers back. Well, I admire your candor. Let's try that again, shall we? So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie? So the children of the neighborhood will be happy? That's right. it must be wonderful seeing the smiles on their little faces. I work in back. I see no smiles. The previous Buffalo record was eight feet, seven inches, baked by Gladys Pelsnick. If this cookie beats Gladys's, it will prove once and for all that the Kowolskis have much more free time. And the cookie is 10 feet, four inches. We have a new record! Cue the cheesy inspirational music! (CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYING) Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today