So... thank you for yesterday, but... Hey, I always stick up for my friends. It's fun...

Caitlyn: So... thank you for yesterday, but... Mitchie Torres: Hey, I always stick up for my friends. Caitlyn: It's fun being friends with Tess. Mitchie Torres: How would you know? Caitlyn: Because I was friends with Tess. I know, it's hard to believe. Mitchie Torres: More like impossible. What happened? Caitlyn: Tess doesn't like competition, and she felt I was. See, with her there can only be one star - herself. Look, I know it's fun being friends with her. She can make you feel so important, and-and she's popular, but so what? Mitchie Torres: Oh, come on! Being popular is so not a "so what?" Caitlyn: No, there are perks. Mitchie Torres: Like... well, like... Caitlyn: Like singing back-up to Tess all the time? Like never getting to say what you really feel? Oh, and those exciting short outfits? Those were real high points. You're right, sell your soul.

So, thank you for yesterday, but... Hey. I aIways stick up for my friends. It's fun being friends with Tess. How wouId you know? Because I was friends with Tess. I know, it's hard to beIieve. More Iike impossibIe. What happened? Tess doesn't Iike competition, and she feIt I was. See, with her, there can onIy be one star. HerseIf. Look, I know it's fun being friends with her. She can make you feeI so important and she's popuIar, but so what? Oh, come on. Being popuIar is so not a ''so what.'' No, there are perks. Like... WeII, Iike... Like singing backup to Tess aII the time? Like never getting to say what you reaIIy feeI? Oh, and those exciting short outfits? Those were reaI high points. You're right. SeII your souI. Hey. I'm on your side. Oh, shoot. I was supposed to go meet up with... We're practicing for FinaI Jam. Of course. Her Highness awaits. (SINGING ) Hand-clapping, hip-shaking... (CELL PHONE RINGING ) HeIIo? Hey, buddy, how's my birdhouse coming? -Jason! -Sorry. It's not my fauIt you didn't ask him to make you anything. -I didn't want anything. -WeII, I wanted a birdhouse! So what? And what do you need a birdhouse for? Because I wanted to see more birds in... Guys. Guys. BOTH: Sorry. Listen. About me recording with a camper. -You gotta do it, man. No go-backs. -Yeah. No go-backs. It's, Iike, the GoIden RuIe. No, dude, the GoIden RuIe is ''TeII the truth.'' Dude, then it can be, Iike, the SiIver RuIe. -Why is it the SiIver RuIe? -Okay, fine, the Copper RuIe. -The Copper RuIe? -WeII, give me tin at Ieast. Guys. -Sorry. -Sorry. Listen. I've been thinking about the whoIe recording thing, and I think it's reaIIy cooI. Are you getting too much sun? 'Cause we can bring you a hat when we come to visit. I'm fine. And remember, whoever wins, no go-backs. See you guys Saturday.